BDSM Test

BDSMTest aka Kink Test! How about you try slipping into some tight latex or leather and step into my dungeon? That is not a request you sick fucks, it’s an order! Masters and mistresses will make what might seem to some like torture look so sweet, while their sex slaves seem to never want them to stop. Loyal submissive dudes and chicks are bound like trusted pets and forced to withstand hours of verbal humiliation and flogging. Yet regardless of how much humiliation they have to withstand, they always want to come back to their masters and mistresses for more. After all, there’s no other place they can experience true masochism and sadism. When a female slave encounters a strict master and eventually has her spirit shattered, she is rewarded by getting boned so hard until she screams from both the pleasure and pain of bondage sex. And for me, this is the kind of shit that I find to be totally awesome!

Honestly speaking, I have a fucking sick passion for BDSM porn! But can you punish me for being a bit naughty and adventurous? I mean, I have grown fucking sick of all the vanilla porn out there, with all the usual missionary, gang bang, lesbo, and doggy sex styles. That’s why I chose to experiment with new kinks like BDSM porn. The only problem is that I want to experiment with edgier sex toys, rope bondage, spanking, role play, and all that sick shit that involves BDSM sex. But I just don’t know where to start. That is why I went online to try and find something that can help me, and of course, other sick fucks like me, get started, and my attention was drawn to bdsmtest.org.

What the Fuck is bdsmtest?

Well, to put it simply, if you are a beginner looking to enrich your erotic life and introduce some new kinks to it, then bdsmtest.org will be awesome for you. I know many porn enthusiasts out there may have been exposed and have a bit of knowledge about BDSM. However, it’s mostly still misunderstood and even a taboo topic for some people. Frankly speaking, you might be in my position, where you may be entertaining the idea of trying some crazy erotic shit like role-playing, edgier sex toys, chains and rope bondage, and spanking. But the big dilemma is that you just don’t know where to start.

While there are quite a couple of BDSM and kink tests online, I found most of them to be full of a shit load of useless questions. They didn’t much up to the tests I found on bdsmtest.org on any level. Most, if not all of the other tests simply unwrap the general terms of BDSM slang. But bdsmtest.org has a bit of oomph because the test will actually help you to discover your sex language and the kind of BDSM fantasy fetish that will make you junk pump with excitement. you’ll also find out what sort of crazy erotic kinks you’ll enjoy the most and the ones you should probably try first.

This site literally helps you to add some flavor and color to your erotic life. The site is completely free to use and it poses different scenarios and scenes that will help you discover where you stand on the many different flavors that form the BDSM spectrum. The site attracts close to 2 million visitors every month and ii was established in early 2015.

Neat Site Design

I was pleased with the simple design of the site and the fact that no membership is required to take the tests. There are also no annoying pop-up ads that try to redirect you to another page where they are trying to sell you some crap. When you first visit the site you’ll see the option to create a profile or proceed straights ahead as a guest. I would suggest that you register because you never know when you might evolve on the BDSM spectrum and might want to compare your earlier test results with a new test. The site doesn’t send those useless emails and registering is not actually a must. This is not one of those bullshit sites that will cock-tease you with the results at the end.

The site is also impressively simple and is not cluttered with crazy features or any fucking annoying ads. In fact, it is run by the BDSM community to serve as a resource for anyone out there who may want to know about his/her BDSM sexual preferences. The site is black with a menu at the top where you can do all the navigating. It has options to begin a new test, view your profile, a BDSM info tab, and a contact tab. The BDSM tab is a great place for newbies in the BDSM community who may want to learn what some common terms like slave, bondage, switch, etc. mean.

A Variety of Short and Long Tests, and Questions Depending on Sexual Tastes

As the name of the site aptly suggests, the site’s content is very straightforward, focusing mainly on the BDSM tests. So let’s delve more into how to take the tests and what the results actually mean. For starters, you must first key in your gender, age, and sexual orientation. You’ll also find other options for those of you who are not yet quite sure of where your sorry ass fluid sexuality falls into the picture.

Once you’ve entered these details you can proceed to take either the short test or go all the way with the full experience. Unless you are a fucking pussy, I’d recommend that you go for the full experience. Since you obviously want to discover your other erotic kinks and shit, I suggest that you don’t limit yourself. You can also choose to exclude any questions. If you are damn sure you’re a dominant or a submissive, then you can have any questions related to those excluded. But still, you might get a couple of surprising results even when you’re absolutely certain that you’re a sub or a dom.

Simple Question Set Up and Detailed Results with Meaning

The set up of the test questions is pretty simple and the tests are quite fast. Each question has a scale that moves from dark red [absolutely disagree] to yellow [no opinion/neutral] and eventually to dark green [absolutely agree]. For each question, you have seven-colored dots going across the scale that you can select from in your response. In a nutshell, you decide how strongly you disagree or agree with each question/statement.

The longer version of the test has seven to eight questions per page, with about ten to twelve pages in total. Although it might seem quite extensive, the questions are rather straightforward and it shouldn’t take much of your fucking precious time to complete. I took less than 15 minutes to complete the entire thing, and I can bet you’ve probably spent longer trying to find some nice porn video to help you polish your junk.

To give you a little peek into the kind of questions you’ll find, there’s stuff like; “I like being called humiliating names or verbally degraded during sex,” or “I enjoy being completely tied up by my partner during sex.” I mean, that’s just a tiny bit of the kind of shit you should expect. They try to cover all the bases and you’ll find questions about being a dominant, submissive, slave, age-player, piss fetish, and a ton fuck of BDSM shit you probably have never thought of trying before. And this makes it all worthwhile to take the test and find out what your results are.

The in-depth test provides complete and detailed results for each kink, with a full list of 25 different BDSM fetishes. Each fetish has a percentage score of 100% next to it. A low score in one category means you answered negatively to most of the questions and vice-versa for a high score in a certain kink. There are categories like Switch, Exhibitionist, Boy/Girl, Ageplayer, Rigger, Pet, Experimentalist, and more that you never knew existed. In case you are not sure about the meaning of the results, then you can just click on more info to learn more about the exact meaning of the terms. You can also share the results with some of your kinky friends. You never know, it might get you some quick and easy dick or pussy.

Awesome Mobile Experience

The fact that the site’s desktop design is so neat means you should also expect a solid mobile experience. You can log in and take the BDSM test as effortlessly as you can on your desktop. The menus also work just as fine and the questions are legible, which is all that you should give a fuck about anyway.

Suggestions from ThePornDude

There’s not much about the site that really pissed me off. The site functions just the way it is supposed to and it does that freaking awesomely. Perhaps if they could expand to cater to other BDSM fetishes that are not featured here it could really enhance the experience.

The PornDude’s Final Take

Generally, Bdsmtest.org is a good site. It is simple yet it offers a deeply informed experience about the BDSM arena. The test results are quite detailed yet taking the test doesn’t piss you off. If you have ever entertained any queer thoughts about some fetish kinks, its high time you get your randy ass over there and take the test. I shit you not it will be a worthwhile experience, and you never know what kind of surprises you might find out about your suspicions.