Sometimes I think that historians will look back on modern times and hail it as a golden age of virtual pornography.
After all, ever since the phenomenon of tube sites took off years ago, everyone has been trying to set up their own version of a free-to-use smut site to promote their own fuck footage and porno pics. Along with that trend, there has been a rise in aggregate websites in which links and preview thumbnails which whisk you away to offsite smut scenes, usually on tubes sites.
In fact, there are an estimated 1,000 mainstream tube sites and dozens of aggregate websites right now. And the reason that I know that because I’ve reviewed most of them.
They all have at least a few unique aspects – most notably a weird ass name – and a decent number of them have some sort of unique features of some sort. But rarely have I ever encountered any smut site which combines features of both a video-hosting tube site and link you to a world of other videos offsite like an aggregator does.
Well, that’s what Shoosh Time brings to the table – along with a series of other sexy features.
Virtually More Videos Than You Could Even Wank To
As I said, this site is a combination of a tube and an aggregator which hosts and links to thousands if not tens of thousands of videos. I’ll get into the categories in more detail later, but you’ll get to see footage featuring solo showoff scenes, amateurs being anally boofed, and shameless sluts getting shagged by gym dudes, frat bros, and step-siblings…at the same time.
And unlike some tubes whose titles sound like they were put together by a poorly programmed AI, a lot of the video games are both amusing and arousing. Just check out the first few pages now and you’ll see stuff like “Easily the GREATEST pussy he will ever get,” “Taking it to the next level at a glory hole,” and one of my personal favorites (both because of the title and footage) is “The anal video that made her an Internet legend.”
Since this is a tube-aggregate hybrid, by clicking on one video from the main page, you might stay on-site or be taken away through an affiliate link. To make things easier Shoosh Time has a few tools to make your experience easier. So, if you hover your mouse over the Videos tab, you’ll see a dick ton of categories along with the options “Out Videos” and “Porn Tags.”
By clicking on the first one, you’ll only see videos which are hosted on the site itself. The second option takes you to a page of video tags describing all kinds of sexy sex acts, and boy it is thorough as hell. Seriously, of all of the hundreds of sites I’ve reviewed, this one has more tags than all of them. There’s your typical stuff like ‘anal fingering’ and ‘latex’ along with more obscure things like ‘whipped cream’ and characters like ‘princess peach’ to kinky terms like ‘race traitor’ and ‘tiny penis humiliation.’
There are even weird ass tags describing obscure celebrities like ‘floyd mayweather’ and ‘amy reid.’
To put it in other words, if you can imagine it, they’ve probably got a video of or link to it.
Moving on, just like any other tube site, when it comes to on-site vids, you can save your preferred porn to your favorites, share it to social media, and rate it – called ‘love’ or ‘hate’ it.
Gaze Upon Gorgeous Galleries
What’s a porn site without plenty of pictures. I mean it’s kind of like having a couple of cookies – you’re going to want some milk to have with it. Same thing with vids and pics. Both are fine by themselves, but even better when you get to enjoy them in the same setting.
Well, in addition to having more videos than you can wank to, there are even more picture galleries. With each gallery, you click on you get access to dozens of photos. Each gallery typically follows a theme of some kind and just like the videos, you can leave comments, up or down vote them, favorite, share, and even download them.
Further, in each gallery, there are arrows on either side of the screen so you can sort through easily sort through the gallery, and load times between pics is super fast. Plus, in addition to traditional pictures, a lot of the galleries are stacked with long GIFs. And by long I mean five, ten, or even fifteen seconds at least!
This Site Has Babes Beyond Belief
As you can probably figure out, since I’ve seen a lot of porn, and I’ve familiarized myself with a ton of nice titted ladies of the industry. But even I have had a hard time figuring out how many featured girls are professionals in porn who’ve come up through the big studios and those which are hard working (not to mention hard riding) amateurs who have risen from tube site upstarts to self-made pros in their own right.
In total there 123 babes being promoted at present. By selecting on a profile you’ll be taken to a page of the girl’s body of work, so to speak. In addition to that, by scrolling down the page in addition to seeing promotional links and thumbnails of the newest picture galleries, you’ll also see recommendations for the newest babes who are now on the site.
Find Your Kink Using The Categories Page
Like I brought up earlier, there are tons of video categories. Besides the usual like Masturbation, College, and Teen, there are some especially usual sections, too. For instance, there is one section called Beach which hosts tons of vids of girls masturbating, sucking, and fucking. Sound kinky, or vanilla, or something that would get tons of sand in your crack?
Well, there are more, even crazier categories, too. For example, there’s one called Pranks and another called Funny which both tend to be porn with a funny twist, Squirt which features ladies releasing a jet or two of ejaculate and Outdoor for fappers who like to see fine females fucking in nature. Plus, there are not one but two sections dedicated to massive, natural melons: Big Tits Natural and Huge Natural Tits.
Sound great? Well, there’s even weirder stuff like a section, appropriately enough, called WTF. To give you an idea of what you are in for, imagine an obese midget riding a rail-thin college dude. There’s also stuff like Bizarre which has, among other things, amputee and another section called Shocking. Proceed to check that one out at your own risk.
The Live Sex Cams And Games Are Lovely
Or so I thought they would be when I tried to click on the link. Apparently, their either was or will be a link to some official Shoosh Time cam girls, but not right now. Same thing with the supposed Porn Games link.
If you guys find that either of the links starts working, message me to let me know. I’ll be sure to write all about it and award you a gold star.
Watch Out For Pop-Ups
The great thing about tube sites and similar porn platforms is that you don’t have to pay to get access. Hell, you don’t even need to join up to see the fuck footage and pictures.
The problem with sites like this is the fact that nothing in life is truly free and everyone, in some way or another ends up paying for something, even if it appears to be free. So, yeah, Shoosh Time like most others has ads.
Fortunately, there aren’t too many loaded to the sides of the site and apparently none embedded in the video, but you will have to put up with a pop-up or two every once and while. To be honest, I’ve seen far worse on other tubes, and the number of adverts you have to put with is pretty manageable.
Furthermore, any decent ad blocking software should catch most pop-ups. Plus, I’ve never had to deal with any redirects when using this site – or at least redirects to the wrong video or to a spam page that is.
So, while the fact that there are pop-ups is annoying the level of bullshit that you’ll have to put up with could be far worse in my opinion.
Get Awesome Porn Discounts
Unlike most porn sites, Shoosh Time does have a (functional) link to a mess of links to save big time on premium porno platforms via DiscountPorn.com. For example, as of right now, you can save 67% on the Porn Pros Network, 75% on the legendary Reality Kinks site, and a fucking 100% discount on Adulttime. That’s right – a whole month on of over 50,000 videos at 4K level fidelity with more than 73 websites for free.
There are other deals too nearly as good as that one. Website discounts include sites like Team Skeet, Evil Angel, Nubiles (the .net version), and even the Brazzers network.
Even if you’re not familiar with them, check out each discount and you’ll see a detailed review of each studio by the webmasters. They include sound-bite synopsis as well as an overview, plus user comments, so you know that you’re investing in a quality website.
Signing Up And Submitting
Like any good tube site, you can take full advantage of all of these features with a membership. To get signed up all you have to do is what’s typical on most – username, password, and email. You’ll have to specify your gender – and yes, you can only choose from two – your birth date, as well as your country of residence and zip code. Not sure why, but ya gotta do it.
Anyway, once that’s done you can verify your account and start rating, sharing, and uploading.
Upload A Lot Of Content, Get Recognized
As the saying goes: sharing is caring, it can be fun! And it sure is when it comes to online pornography. The more you add to Shoosh Time’s archives the more points you get. The more points you get the higher your rank while will get you more recognition from others in the form of video views and ratings, your vids being favorited, people writing on your profile wall, and the bragging rights that come with being one of the top users.
To be number one you’re going to have to get more than 2,000 points. And while it may seem hard to consider the fact that as of now the current tenth ranked user only has 9 points. So, with a little effort put into pumping out some great penis pumping action, you can get a fantastic rating on a unique smut site…which is something that I know most you fuckers crave.
Should You Click Over To Cum At This Site?
Who knew that you could combine the features of a tube and an aggregator together and come up with a not only a decent platform but a great one. If you can deal with the occasional ad banners and rare pop-ups, there really isn’t much to complain about and a lot to love.
There are tens of thousands of videos all of which are well categorized and tagged. The categories cover everything from the vanilla to the dark chocolate. There are thousands of picture galleries with dozens of pics each. The babes featured are amazing, and new ones are added all of the time.
Getting an account is free and with enough work you can get your own following. And if you do want to get full on access to professional porn or are looking to save money on a site that you already have access to then check out their link to discounted porn.
All things considered, I give Shoosh Time five out of five hands and definitely recommend that you check it out.
ThePornDude likes ShooshTime's
- You get the benefits of both a tube and aggregate site
- Tens of thousands of video uploads and aggregate links
- There are more video tags than perhaps any other site I’ve reviewed
- The addition of premium porn discounts is nice
ThePornDude hates ShooshTime's
- You’ll have to put up a with a few banner ads and popups
- There are two broken links which are a real tease
- Other than that, it’s a damn good site