Listen up dudes, and dudettes, porn is great! I can’t get enough of it! But, and here it comes… At some point, you have to lay off and let a real woman take care of that bad boy. You know what I’m talking about. That’s why today we’re taking a look at a site called CityXGuide.com. It’s a place that can fulfill all your hooke..I mean uh… escort needs. If you’re in need of some explicit services, know that you’ll find them here. They’ve got pretty much every major city in the world covered, so you’ll definitely find someone who you can get nasty with, for a little “tip” of course.
The way CityXGuide.com operates is fairly simple. They have all the cities listed and grouped by country, and also by continent. Every city is a link that leads you to a landing page where people post their ads with the services that they offer. These range from dates, to Asian massage parlors, all the way up to straight up prostitution. It’s all pretty direct and out there, and that’s just the way I like it. No bull, just an offer, and a phone number. Take it or leave it.
Now, assuming you’ve got clean water and a roof over your head, you can skip through most of this page as you will literally never click on any African country. That is unless you’re a bit of a sick curious bastard, or you end up there on some sort of business trip, you poor soul. But, since you probably aren’t all about that, you’re probably going to stick to the United States section. You’d probably think that some European cities have plenty of ads, but you’d be wrong. Even Amsterdam only gets a few ads every week.
America is where all the goods are at, and these are the most active pages on the website. Click on any major American city and you’ll be bombarded with ad after ad with some pretty sweet deals. It’s not a bad idea to scour through these for a bit in order to get the best price. Though that isn’t the only parameter you’re going by, as the ads sometimes include images which give you a better picture of what you’re getting into. See what I did there?
Now with this in mind, you’ll notice that the city names are a bit cramped, to say the least. I’d argue that it’s easier to walk down your local hooker lane and find yourself a catch there. I really think they could’ve done a better job with organizing the page instead of just throwing all the city names on there. A simple drop-down menu would be nice and would save you a lot of time. Pro tip: If you’re in a hurry, simply press Ctrl and F on your keyboard and then just type in the name of your city to instantly find the link to it!
The design is very minimal. Nothing much going on here in terms of complexity. There are only two pages that really matter on this site. The homepage where you find your city, and the page of the actual city where the ads are posted. Everything else is simply an ad to a different website. Those buttons at the top that are usually important tabs on other websites? On CityXGuide.com, these are just ads that these sites pay for to increase traffic. You can ignore them, OR you can click on the Porn Games tab ad and try masturbating to the animations that you get as a challenge. Not gonna lie, some of those are really hot.
The pink of CityXGuide.com gives it a pretty girly look, but whatever. You’re not going to be looking at the site while you’re having sex with the slut that you called up. And depending on how much you paid, you might not be even looking at her. If you’re going cheap, just close your eyes and use your imagination. Once you master that you can go as low as a Benjamin on these broads! I wouldn’t go lower than that though. Imagination is good for a lot of things, but it won’t stop gonorrhea.
Now there is another thing that’s pretty useful on CityXGuide.com, but it’s not that obvious and it’s sort of hidden. Right beside those ads at the top right there’s a drop-down menu. Click on that and you’ll see two very interesting tabs. We’ve got Locales, and Strip clubs. The menus are pretty easy to navigate, but I can’t really tell the distinction between the two as some Strip clubs are listed under Locales and vice versa. Now again, most of the good stuff is recorded in the United States section. And holy hell, this section is packed. I had no idea that there are this many Asian massage parlors in Las Vegas. The more you know kids, the more you know.
Overall, with it’s simple (yet somewhat confusing) layout and design, you’ll find everything you need from CityXGuide.com within a few clicks of your mouse. Navigating the website can be tedious at times but it always yields results if you’re looking at the right places. For what it’s worth, you can’t take away the simple fact that it lists out all the information you need about escorts, models, strip clubs, and locales, amongst other things. It definitely works, so why not give it a try.
ThePornDude likes CityXGuide's
- Rich information about escorts and models
- Plenty of strip clubs and locales to look up
ThePornDude hates CityXGuide's
- Fluff ads at the top of the page
- Cluttered layout that lacks menus