Vintage Porn Tubes, Classic XXX and Retro Sex Sites

I want to see free vintage porn videos with old-school hairy pussy pornstars from the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s!

Let me guess. You’re an old dude, longing for the good old days of VHS, when you and your buddies would trade tapes of the classics: Debbie Does Dallas, Behind the Green Door and the original Deep Throat are forever burned into your permanent internal spank bank. You wish the porn sluts these days still rocked those Afro pubes, and know that nobody will ever top your favorite fantasy of Traci Lords giving you a blowjob in the back of a Ford Pinto.

Or maybe you grew up jerking it to your old man’s poorly hidden stash of stag films featuring pseudo-incest and double penetration. Maybe you’re just nostalgic for the early porno DVDs that helped the medium take off and get into every household on the block. Remember turning down the volume and hoping nobody in the house woke up to the sound of wild squealing as some whore got banged with a 12-inch dildo?

Hell, it doesn’t fucking matter why you want to watch these classic sex flicks. I don’t give a shit if you’re just a hipster with a fetish for 8mm amateur scenes or you just like really hairy girls, because I’m not always sure what guides my cock toward different types of porno on any given day. If you want that retro smut, though, I got you covered. The vintage tubes on this list serve up dirty movie classics with a minimum of spam and no membership fees whatsoever.

What kind of classic porn movies can I watch on these retro sex tubes?

With the exceptions of CG smut, hentai and the multitudes of obscure Japanese fetishes they invent every few days, most types of porno have been around for a while. You can watch big, natural jugs bouncing in amateur sex flicks from the sixties, and then crank it to some hot lesbian action from the seventies. Spank it to anal fisting movies from the eighties before moving on to the stickiest bukkake flicks at the tail end of the millennium. Yeah, you’re fucking old; the nineties has now aged into a decade of classic rock, classic films and classic porno.

We take interracial gangbangs for granted these days, but it used to be a big fucking deal for black folks and white folks to touch their naughty bits, especially on video. Larry Flynt got shot through the goddamn spine to show you that kind of smut, so you should really appreciate the ebony porn hits and BBC classics you’ll find on these retro sex sites.

I see content of porn studio “Color Climax”. Weren’t they shut down for producing forbidden pornography?

Ah. You’re one of those. I’m pretty sure I know what you came here looking for, but let me remind you that The Porn Dude is a fully legit site, and I’m only going to point you toward fully legit porno that’s not going to get you sent to prison where you will be raped a whole bunch of times. If that’s what you want, you’ll probably have to poke around on the darknet or just ask the feds directly, chump.

The really weird fucking thing is that the Color Climax Corporation was never shut down for making child porn. These guys started publishing a porn magazine in 1967, a couple of years before any porno was illegal in Denmark. During the seventies, they became the only big-ass company to produce commercial sex flicks with kids in them. Wikipedia says they put out the last of those in 1979, but doesn’t suggest they got in any kind of trouble for it. In fact, they continued making porno movies up into the nineties.

Old people still say the Internet is like the wild West, but that just ain’t so. It has rules, and the sex tubes are only willing to break or bend the ones that won’t get them prosecuted for serious federal crimes. Color Climax put out a shit ton of movies, so you’re bound to find a lot of them on the vintage tubes, but nobody is going to toss out all their ad revenue just to help a couple of dirty pedos get off. Likewise, you’ll have a hard time finding their beastiality movies since most sex sites won’t host any kind of animal fucking.

What are the best vintage porn sites in 2019?

You look for the same things in a vintage porn site as you do in a modern one. It has to be absolutely chock-full of filthy movies, in this case old filthy movies, and it has to be easy to search through that giant pile. A good vintage sex tube will serve up those old filthy movies without bogging you down with dozens of ads for erection pills and horny local singles every time you click on a hairy twat getting pounded.

My favorite retro porno site right now is the aptly named TubePornClassic. They hit all the checkmarks: a huge stash of stag flicks from the old days, a convenient modern interface, and a minimum of annoying fucking spam. As a bonus, they have a pretty decent community for a sex tube. You old folks sure get chatty, don’t you?

Why didn’t the girls shave their pussy back then? Wasn’t the razor invented yet or something?

It was just the style at the time. As a true porno connoisseur, I’ve noticed that you can certainly track trends in pubic hair maintenance by watching the sex films of various eras. I think the free love movement of the sixties, with all the hippie broads burning their bras and banging everyone, was a big influence on the untamed jungle muffs that dominated the genital landscape of the decade. Things got trimmer and smoother as the years went by, but you have to figure a lot of pubes got stuck in a lot of teeth along the way.

Who’s your favorite vintage pornstar, PornDude?

Fuck, how much time you have? I actually once gave a TED talk about my favorite vintage video whores, but they cut my mic off after a couple of hours of listing my favorite classic dick-riding scenes. My list is fucking endless.

Christy Canyon and her giant fucking rack starred in literally hundreds of my favorite flicks, though she was in the business for so long that not all of them are considered vintage. Yet. Nina Hartley is another MILF who fits that same exact description, only with a blonde head of hair instead of those luxurious, big and fluffy brown eighties locks Christie had.

Bridget Lahaie is another prolific slut from the old days, and her contributions to the world of pornography will never be forgotten. The same goes for Kay Parker, Traci Lords, and Annette Haven. Domonique Simone was ahead of her time as far as bringing both Ebony goddesses and thick bitches to porno, while Vanessa del Rio did the same for vintage Latina fuck fests.

PornDude, I see a lot of antique incest taboo films! Let’s see what my pervert dad used to jerk off to!

The technology that delivers porn has changed a lot over the years, from magazines to videotapes to virtual reality helmets that stream college dorm room threesomes directly into your eyeballs. The actual content, though, doesn’t change all that much. There is a good goddamn reason all these old fuck movies have stood the test of time. They are classics, so get ready to find out firsthand exactly why.

These movies might be old but the websites that serve them up are much newer. Keep this page bookmarked if you really love vintage porno and I’ll make sure you always know where to find the best classic smut on the web.