Pussy Saga

We’re all out here just trying to get some good pussy. That’s what all of this porn and shit comes down to. It’s just a placeholder between getting to pound some sluts pussy like no tomorrow. And some of you fucks out there have longer dry periods than others. I get it. It happens. Not to me. But to beta cucks like you, it does. Porn is great, but it doesn’t always make you feel like you’ve accomplished anything. Hell, usually the opposite. But porn games combine that sweet, sweet feeling of having done something worthwhile with the thrill of busting a nut that you get from porn.

Pussysaga.com is a free to play porn game about getting laid. Wouldn’t be much of a porn game if it wasn’t. It’s based around those gem matching games you see everywhere lately. Yeah, yeah, I know that doesn’t sound very hot, but stick with me. This game is sexier than it sounds. Just ask the 2 million fucks who come to this site to jerk off every single month. The game has been kicking ass since back in 2015. Oh, and if you needed more convincing, this game is made by Holligapps. One of the biggest new faces in the porn game sphere.

The plot is pretty basic. I mean, it’s a porn game. You’re not here to be blown away by innovative narratives. You’re some dude who comes back to his apartment only to find some fairy slut fingering herself on your bed. That’s what I call a good start to the game. From there, you can chat with her and be as snarky as you want. The long and short of it is that you have to go around fucking bitches and collecting their pussy juices in order to save the fairy or something. I don’t know. I couldn’t stop staring at her massive tits. It went over my head a bit.

Amazing Artwork of Jaw-Droppingly Hot Sluts

I’ll let you know right at the start that the artwork is fucking amazing. These busty sluts are incredibly well drawn, and they don’t hold back the porn like other games do. You’re getting a steady stream of sexy pictures to jerk your dick to, but I’ll get into all those details later. Let’s dive into the gameplay.

It’s a gem matching game mixed with a dating sim and resource management features. Definitely a bit more complicated than your average click it and forget it game. This game is more like that kinky friend with benefits you have rather than a pump and dump whore that you booty call once and ghost. You’ve got to put a bit of time into this one.

That fairy bitch, in the beginning, guides you through all of the basic features of the game. The core game is the gem swapping. Each chick you take out has tokens they like and tokens they don’t. And some tokens do shit like raise your multiplier. Your goal is to use your turns wisely and seduce the babe on each date. Get through 5 dates and you get to fuck them. Sounds easy, right? Eh, not so fast!

Core Game is Gem Swapping with Some Dating Features Mixed in

In between the gem swapping and shit you have to talk to these babes. You have to pay attention. Say the wrong thing and the date might go bad. You can spend in-game currency to give gifts that make the gem-swapping scenes easier. There are ways to increase the stats of the babes, improve their personalities, and a whole shit ton of other options. But wait, there’s even more! You can buy properties that end up giving you supplies, gifts, and other shit that helps you during sex scenes and dates.

Be Prepared to Dish out Some Dosh to Keep the Game Going

It’s a lot of stuff to take in. It’s like landing a date with some nerdy chick with a PHD. You ask her about work and holy fuck it’s hard to keep up with. But I found that the game gets easier as you go. Once you get your bearings the game is actually pretty damn addicting. Events happen all the time that let you unlock new sluts, you get daily login bonuses, and it’s infinitely replayable. It’s not one of those games that gives everything away the first time you play it.

But there’s always a catch. The game is great and it takes time to get the best rewards. So, of course, there are microtransactions galore. I’ve never seen a game with so many different currencies. You can buy tokens that reset your fatigue so that you can keep going on dates. You can expand your phone storage to hold more sexy pictures. You can buy coins to open chests that give you tokens that let you text your bitches. You get the fucking idea. It’s a bit ridiculous. Everything should just have one or two types of currency: regular and premium. That’s all you need.

New, Hot Photos Every Few Minutes You Play

Don’t go into this expecting crazy animated sex scenes. It’s all pictures. That’s not necessarily a bad thing though. The photos come quickly. You get a new hot pic of some sexy slut every time you finish a date with a chick. The fairy is always going around and getting creepshots of horny babes for you. Once you fuck a chick she becomes “yours.” You can command her to do all kinds of kinky shit, which will unlock more hardcore photos for your fapping pleasure. Just know that you’ll eventually have to pay some cash to upgrade your phone storage or delete old pictures.

No Android Mobile Support?

I wish I could tell you all about the mobile site, but it wasn’t compatible with my phone or my android tablet. No option to download an app. I couldn’t even access it if I enabled desktop view. I just kept getting thrown over to a page to download one of their other sex games. Bummer. So many people play on mobile that it should be more of a focus. That’s a fuck ton of traffic that they are missing out on completely. I’m guessing that the app works on other Android devices, maybe. My shit is pretty new, so who the fuck knows. All I know is that I am severely disappointed that I can’t take this shit on the go.

ThePornDude’s Favorite Features

My favorite feature about Pussysaga.com actually how much fun I had playing it. Sure, it’s basic as fuck, but you don’t need to go crazy. A simple core game concept will go a long way, especially when it comes to dudes who just want to bust a nut. Speaking of, this was one of the few games where I felt you got enough porn. This game is not stingy at all. You’re getting hot new photos after every fucking date. It’s awesome. It’s a porn game that actually focuses more on the porn side of things than anything else for once.

ThePornDude’s Suggestions

More mobile support! I was so fucking bummed that I couldn’t play this hot ass game on mobile. That’s a ton of traffic that you’re missing out on. Hell, the game supports Japanese. Do you know how crazy the damn mobile market is over there? Get in on that shit. My only other gripe is that there are too many tokens and currencies. Shit is confusing. Just narrow it down to a couple. Why make me buy currency with premium currency when I could just use the premium currency instead? That doesn’t make any damn sense. Other than that, the game kills. I only wish there were some animated fuck scenes.

ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts

Overall, this is one of the few porn games that I have genuinely enjoyed playing. Especially one from a big studio. I’m usually a fan of those amateur games that horny fucks make in their basement. But this one is decent. Don’t go in for the story or hope for animated videos. It’s all photos, but they do it well. The game is fun and easy to come back and play again and again. The art style is incredibly sexy. And it’s a porn focused porn game. Can’t beat that shit! Head over to Pussysaga.com to get started fucking bitches.