We live in the ADD generation. We are constantly inundated with information, images, videos, text, and, of course, porn. Sometimes it seems as if normal, old fashioned porn sites just can’t keep up with my insatiable urge to see more and more and more. Maybe this has happened to you: you visit your free porn tube of choice (maybe Porn Hub or Red Tube) and you start clicking on videos that look appealing as you find them (always, of course, in a new tab). But sometimes every fucking video on the site looks hot as fuck and, before you know it, you have 20 or 30 tabs open on your browser and way more porn than you know what to do with!
Obviously, you can’t fap to all of them in full, so what do you do? Well, if you’re anything like me, you end up clicking back and forth between all the tabs, fapping to a minute or two (tops) of each one before clicking on the other tab. It’s amazing how good guys get at multitasking when it comes to consuming porn. We can’t do it anywhere else in our daily lives for shit, but when it comes to porn, we become fucking expertly organized and able to juggle tasks.
It can be a fucking hassle, though, right? Having to keep track of all these videos at the same time and then figure out where the hottest spots are in each one, hoping that we’ll get to them whenever we happen to click back on an older tab. It’s tiring. And watching porn should never feel like work. Jerking should never be working. Somebody should hashtag that.
Not only can it be a lot of work to keep track of all these tabs that we inevitably open when we go down the rabbit hole of porn, but unless you have a hardcore gaming desktop or something, chances are your computer can’t handle that many videos playing at once (especially if you use Google Chrome … we all know how that browser shits the bed when you try to open more than two tabs, even if it’s all text).
Well, I think I may just have the porn solution for the ADD generation. I present to you, Instant Fap. Yes, it is pretty much just what it sounds like – a site that is specially designed to help you get to fapping without delay. No more scouring your dusty old porn tubes for a bunch of the best videos and then scrubbing through those videos to find the hottest moments to make you cum. No more opening a million fucking tabs in the process and trying to keep track of them like an IRS secretary during tax season. Just click and fap. That’s all there is to it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Nothing But the Best Scenes from the Best Pornos, at Rapid Fire Speeds
Instant Fap is sweet simplicity at its best. Nothing but the best tits, ass, and pussy streamlined to one place, one site, one tab. From the moment you land on Instant Fap’s home page, you will probably notice that it looks pretty different from most other free porn sites that you’ve seen. You will still be greeted by a bunch of porn thumbnails, that much is the same, and you will still find a convenient site menu and search bar at the top of the page. That is not where the difference occurs. Where the site really starts to differ itself from others is when you click on a thumbnail.
Instead of being brought to a whole new page where you would, presumably, watch the video and jack off (while simultaneously being distracted by hundreds of other videos to send you off track), the video you clicked on merely overlays on top of the home page. And it will automatically start playing. From there, you can either click “esc” to exit the media player and be brought to the precise spot in your scrolling that you were when you clicked on it, or you have the option to click the left or right arrow keys on your keyboard, allowing you to quickly just click through the whole gallery; which, if you are on the home page, could easily allow you to click through the hottest spots of porn videos all day long without ever getting bored.
It is a pretty ingenious approach to the porn site. It is rare that you come across a site that is doing something substantially different to set themselves apart from the slush pile of millions of porn sites that exist, so it’s always refreshing when a site finds a new angle, a new way to watch porn. And that is exactly what Instant Fap has done.
Literal Fuck Tons of Short Burst Video Clips, Gifs, and Pics
Video clips are short, so they are set to play on infinite loops. That way, if you really like something, you don’t have to worry about clicking anything to watch it over and over again. But, on the flipside of that, if something really isn’t doing it for you, instantly just click to the next clip. It’s simple and brilliant.
The video lengths, however, could be viewed as a downside to Instant Fap. I, personally, can’t typically get my fap on with such short bursts of porn. Call me old fashioned, but I like to watch a full-length video. And a lot of the clips on Instant Fap are so short that they border on being gifs. I do wish that there were at least a few longer clips on here – I feel like the set up would still be perfect … instantly click through an endless barrage of full-length porn scenes? I can see how it might be impractical, but it couldn’t hurt to at least provide a section on the site for the old school fappers such as myself.
Videos are not all that Instant Fap has to offer, though. At the top of the home page, you can choose what forms of media you want Instant Fap to show you. Animated and Video are auto-selected when you arrive, but you can also opt into being shown still images as well. You can also click to be shown the sources of each clip, photo, etc. Additionally, you can customize how the media are arranged. Order thumbnails by Hottest, Newest, Most Popular, or Random, giving you full control over the Instant Fap experience.
Instant Fap is All About You
Speaking of full customizable control, Instant Fap also uses a tag system to organize content. This means that you don’t have to just click through everything that the site has to offer (and, believe me, it is a fucking lot). You can customize your instant fap feed so that you only see teen videos, if you so desire, or, say, yoga pants videos (which appear to be pretty popular here). At the very top of the page, you can also easily toggle between hetero, lesbian, and gay porn, allowing you to leave out whatever shit you don’t care to see. It is instantaneous fapping at its best, and completely customizable for you and your desires – as every porn site should be.
The thumbnails appear in an infinite scroll, as opposed to a page-by-page clickthrough setup. People are pretty split on infinite scroll, so that may be perceived as a negative for you. Personally, I like a good infinite scroll. However, I need to place emphasis on the word “good” there, because a surprising number of sites can’t seem to get it right, actually, and when new content loads, you completely lose your place. But Instant Fap has definitely figured it out. It is a seamless experience, simply materializing new porno thumbnails with little to no delay as you scroll on down, forever uninterrupted.
Another cool aspect of Instant Fap is the fact that you can browse content by type of media very easily as well. Filter all content so that you only see gifs, videos, webcam recordings, or – and this is the really interesting part – audio. I have never seen this as a feature on a porn site before, but Instant Fap offers up a fuck ton of porn audio clips for you to listen to, separate from the videos. It might be interesting to throw one of these on while browsing their image database. Or maybe you can sample a porno and make it into a beat. The possibilities are endless it seems at Instant Fap.
All in all, Instant Fap is a completely new kind of porn site and I have endless respect for them for pulling off something new. But, even better than that, they’ve done something completely new and unique, and they have done it well! And that’s what matters most. I like the idea of only being given the hottest parts of the hottest porn in a never-ending stream of easy to click through porn. I do wish, being an old school porn head, that they had a selection of full-length vids. But, hey, maybe I’m the last of a dying breed.
ThePornDude likes InstantFap's
- Huge selection of porn
- Only the best scenes from the best videos
- Extremely customizable
- Innovative approach to a porn site
ThePornDude hates InstantFap's
- Only short video clips, nothing to sink your teeth into!