If you’re looking for a website that enables you to make your way to your porn real quick, then you should know that there are few websites that will let you do exactly that as quickly as plusone8.com will! I mean, a simple page with a few tabs and categories on it is all we need really, not to mention the fact that there are little to no ads on this page and that all the porn in here is absolutely free!
Yes, it really is. This fact will be even more impressive once you’ve actually looked through all this porn in here because it really is some impressive pornography — kinds of things you would not usually find on websites such as this one, for real. I mean, not only will you find a bunch of porn that can not be seen outside of premium websites, but this porn will be in here waiting for you in full HD. If that isn’t a blessing, then I don’t know what is.
Even though plusone8.com is as simple as it gets, it really is pretty much everything you need from a porn website, at least if you’re a straight dude who doesn’t mind seeing some girl on girl stuff from time to time. I will be honest, though, I’ve never seen such a dude in my entire life, so I’ll take a wild guess and assume that straight dudes are going to love this website because it really has it all. Well, it “has it all” if you’re mostly into vanilla porn.
Folks who want to see some heels piercing nutsacks and girls being in charge for once will have to take their wank someplace else, or rather, they would have to learn to like the “vanilla” stuff, and I’m assuming the first option is way easier for some people.
Registering for this page is a very, very simple thing. In fact, it only takes two to three minutes, and that’s just me being generous to the internet devils who like to slow this process up. It only takes a few clicks, really.
However, I don’t even think that you should be signing up for this website, as you won’t find anything to be too interesting once you sign up to plusone8.com. Not that I assume that all your interest for the website will magically fade away with the flick of a wand, rather, I’m just saying that people who register here don’t get any special benefits or anything of the sort, so it’s best not to waste your time.
You’ll notice that this page is absolutely crowded with white dude on Latina pornography for some reason, and I can not blame anything but the lame “big butt Latina” stereotype that’s really been bugging me lately. Obviously, it’s been around for ages, just like the “BBC” stereotype, and obviously, both of these are bullshit. I mean, we all know that black lads are average and that Latina babes have normal butts.
Why does the porn industry want us to believe otherwise? Well, that’s a question for some other occasion, as we’re not here to respond to such things at the moment. The things we’re going to be talking about right now aren’t that serious, you know? It’s all about having fun right now, and if you’re not having fun so far (we’re barely 600 words in, by the way, and if this is unbearable to you right now you better turn around as soon as possible), then you might as well make your way plusone8.com right now and see what the website has to offer! Don’t be lazy…I expect you to check it out either way, though.
I mean, why wouldn’t you? I’ll say it again: What I saw on this website was great, even though it was very, very simple. The page radiates a special kind of energy that I’ll talk about in the next segment of the review.
I’m pretty sure that one of the first pornographic websites that I ever saw was YouPorn, for some reason, even though it’s really not the most popular website on the world nowadays, is it? It wasn’t that popular back then, and it really isn’t that popular now, but it was a video of a white dude pounding the fuck out of an Asian chick, and honestly, the video grew on me, and I kept coming back to it over and over.
This was a huge accomplishment, actually, seeing as I’m not really that into Asian chicks. Obviously, I really got hooked on porn. Getting addicted to porn is something that happens quite often, and it could happen to you as well, but I don’t think it’s a bad thing, really.
Now, there was a certain warm feeling that crept up and down my veins as I first observed YouPorn a few years back, and I can feel this exact same warm feeling as I browse plusone8.com, but there’s a little bonus. This bonus is the fact that this website actually has videos that are much, much better. I mean, plusone8.com only has videos that are at least 20 minutes long, and if that doesn’t make you drool, I don’t know what kind of lewd content would have such an effect on you.
Just imagine checking out the homepage only to realize that the first four thumbnails hide more than three hours of hardcore pornography behind them, and the only thing you need to do is click on an appropriate location, and all of this virtual sexy stuff could be embedded within your brain, and your wallet doesn’t even have to take any sort of damage.
What kind of damage am I talk about? Well, you know, spending money is one type of damage and a very common one at that. This type of hurting is easily soothed. The one thing you need to do is to get a job. The other kind of “pain” your wallet might experience is getting your credit card all fucked up after you went out and told about your info, which can be pretty fucking bad. Some porn websites will ask you for this info, and they will abuse it, but this is not the case with plusone8.com, as everything is free.
I mean, I’ve said it at least three times by now, but hey, you can never stress this important fact enough, right? It’s essential that you remember this because I want you to keep coming back to plusone8.com, and I want you to ask for more and more of the juicy, splendid content.
The color scheme of the page is great, there are quite a few useful tabs on the page which is something ThePornDude loves seeing, and there are also tons of sections on the homepage that are worth checking out. It’s all standard stuff, but sadly, these standards aren’t standards that exist in real life, and they’re only real in my head, but I hope that every “vanilla” porn website on the internet that supplies us with lengthy HD porn videos that should only be available on premium porn websites catches on to this trend. Otherwise, I’ll be very, very disappointed.
As I’ve said, you shouldn’t expect anything too weird on this website. Rather, you should be prepared for a vanilla porn takeover. Nothing more, nothing less. If this website was any more “vanilla,” Ariana Grande would write a generic pop banger that revolves around the content of the website and find a way to sell it to 18-year-old girls who think saying “slay queen” is still cool in 19. You’ll find stuff such as amateurs fucking each other in front of a camera lens that hasn’t seen that much filth in its lifetime, gals who gladly gape their butt holes for their me, and porn that only features babes with large titties.
You will also find black girls giving it up, south Asians riding on big fat dicks, cute Japanese babes riding on huge dongs, and so on. All in all, you surely won’t be getting bored with the porn in here, even though I call it “vanilla.” I mean, Vanilla doesn’t always have to equal to “boring,” does it? In most cases, it really does, but no here. No sir.
The conclusion and a brief mention of less interesting categories
You’ll notice that this page also has tabs that aren’t the “home” and the “categories” tab, but there’s also the “Pornstars” tab that fanboys can feast their eyes upon. If you see a pornstar that you like on this website, you can look her up in this section and find out about her earlier work, or the stuff the recorded after that one orgasm-inducing video you just busted a nut to. It’s nice. It’s useful, but most of us won’t be going there, I’m sure of it.
Now, what I like about this page is the fact that everything is completely free in here and that I don’t get that many ads popping up, which is a rare thing to see these days, so I’ll be grateful that plusone8.com even exists.
ThePornDude likes PlusOne8's
- No ads
- Great page design
- Tons of movies
ThePornDude hates PlusOne8's
- The page needs more categories