My many adoring fans often ask me a common question: does the perfect porn tube exist?
Which is understandable given my expertise on the subject and, let’s face it, with so many of them out there and new ones being added all of the time it can be hard to know for sure. Fortunately, for all of you horny bastards and bitches I’ve made it my mission to find and review every porn site of note, so you know which are the best to fap to and which aren’t worth the salt…or rather, semen.
Based on the name, you might think that Perfect Girls is the ideal tube site. After all, with a name like that, this site offers the ideal smut experience. Well, to give you an idea of what you are in for, Perfect Girls, is a wild ride of conformity and excellence. It’s a cavalcade of cum conjuring content, and banal website features that we’ve seen ten thousand times before.
Since I’m running out of adjectives, Perfect Girls is a unique tube which has a lot of ups and downs to it.
To find out more keep on reading.
I command it.
As I often say, every good porn site needs a good categorization system. While Perfect Page doesn’t have a dedicated page, the categories are available via a drop-down menu. All of your favorites are there like Asian, Brunette, Russian, and College, along with a few different sections.
For instance, in addition to a MILF section, for ladies who are 30 and older, there’s another section for women who are a decade (or several) older called Matures, Grannies, 40+. Weirdly, there isn’t an interracial category, but there is a special section called Black men on white girl — which I find oddly hella specific and revealing of what the wankers on Perfect Girls whack to.
And speaking about what they really seem to like, there are several group categories like FFM Threesome, another one called Group Sex, Orgy, and finally Gangbang, MMF, Double.
If variety is the spice of life, then this site’s selection is the virtual equivalent or a five-shelf spice rack.
There’s A Lot Of Typical Tube Copypasta
While users can upload their own vids, most of what I’ve seen…hell, everything I’ve seen are videos from other premium sites or old vids from last century. Even the amateur videos are from professional websites. They’re not bad at all, to be honest. But if you’re into authentic amateur uploads, you’re going to be disappointed.
Most of the videos are short promo clips about ten minutes long. However, there are some complete movies which are half an hour or longer. Don’t ask me how many of them are pirated, but Perfect Girls does have an official DMCA claim policy.
Video Page Formatting Is Decent…And Dull
Perfect Girls has the same predictable video page design as just about any other tube site. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, but it is a little aggravating to see the same old thing repeated. In mean really, where is the creativity these days? With web design easier than ever, what’s with some of these website makers not putting in more effort into their smut platforms.
The usual stuff is there are the category or categories the vid has been posted in, who the uploader is, as well as the run time, upload date, and the number of views. You can favorite vids (more on that later), and there are fifteen videos directly below all of that.
But that’s it. Most of the stuff you are used to but not enough to make this part of the site interesting.
I for one would have put in a comment section, added share social media options, and maybe even put in a repeat button – you know, in case you’re feeling like rubbing it out twice in a single sitting. Those are only a few additions – which would be pretty easy to do, by the way – so, if anyone at Perfect Girls wants my services, message me. My rate is steep, but something that I’m sure you can afford. 😉
There Are Plenty Of Pretty Pornstars
The best part about porn is the performers, of course. After all, variety is the spice of life, and every god starlet brings her own separate skills and unique traits. Well, if you are looking for your favorite performers – or are looking for new ones – then check out the Pornstars page.
There you will find hundreds of honey’s listed alphabetically. Now, you know that I’ve seen a lot of porn, but I’m pretty damn sure that Perfect Girls has more performers listed than almost any other tube that I’ve seen. Seriously, every girl is listed there from Gigi Rivera, Kendall Woods, Olivia Love, and Rebel Lynn. There are even male performers listed including obscure studs like Ben Dover or more well-known fuckers like Tyler Nixon.
And Tons Of Tasty Tags
What’s a tube site without tags. For those of you who don’t know what tags are, they a way to categorize a video, so said video is easier to find when doing a search engine query. They describe the acts seen in the video as well as the appearance of the actors like their tit sizes, hair color, and body type.
Another thing that tags do is act like a unique way to search for videos kind of like video categories. While a lot of tags do mimic categories, like Indian Fucks, Indian Dicks, and Indian Pussy, some of them are even more specific.
To give you some ideas, there are tags for performers like Ivy Madison, kink like Machine Fucked, and super specific nationalities like Ukrainian. And for those of you who haven’t seen any of them, Ukrainian girls are pretty fucking hot.
There is even a tag called Hairy Boobs. And yes, you read that right.
Anyway, there are hundreds of tags to choose from so no matter the mood you are in, you’ll find something different.
Check Out Your Old Wank Footage With A Click
If you watch a lot of porn on the same website, you might find that you feel the itch to go back to something you’ve already wanked to once or twice. I guess you can save them to your browser, but there’s always the problem that someone else using your desktop or mobile device and seeing the perverse pud pounding footage that you prefer.
So, to make keeping your porn preference a secret easier but still save your preferred vids in one spot, Perfect Girls has two sections for that. A general History page where you can scroll through. The other is a Favorite section. When watching a vid and you fancy it, just press the heart next the word favorite to the right of video info and your vid is saved to that page forever.
You Can Even Toogle The Preview Pages
Overall, Perfect Girls is perfectly predictable when it comes to its design and bonus features. In many ways has the same design feature as most of the run-of-the-mill tubes out there. However, it does stand out in subtle ways with the filter tools.
First, you can turn on the HD filter option so you can only see the highest quality videos with the flip of a switch. Further, you can search for videos which are the most popular with the Top Videos tool. With this, you can see the most popular videos of the last three days, the week, the entire month, and of all time.
And by toggling the video preview button you turn off or on the thumbnail min-previews. Why you’d want to, I’m not sure but it is pretty neat I think.
Sign Up And Start Uploading
If you want to advantage of everything that this site has to offer and upload your own smut, then get an account. Signing up is completely free and only requires you to come up with a username and password, and put in your email address. Once that’s done, you are all set.
Should You Too Try PornHat?
While most of the site is technically ad-free, at the top of the page there is a small link to a site called PornHat. Unlike typical ads, you can turn it on or off, if it bothers you.
The site is a stripped down version of Perfect Girls and has a lot of the same content. Worth wanking to, I guess, but you don’t get to have or need an account.
You Can See This Site In Multiple Languages
I realize that a lot of my readers come from around the world and may not be that great at reading English. Hence why I make this site available in multiple languages. Fortunately for those of you who don’t have the best grasp on English, Perfect Girls is available in French, German, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese.
So, Is Perfect Girls The Perfect Porn Site?
Finding perfect porn sites can be a bit difficult, even though so many of them follow the same formula. After all, you’d think that since a lot of the free sites follow the typical tube model, it’d just be an issue of making small improvements on an existing, proven design.
But the problem is that a lot of web designers don’t have the same imagination and talent that I do. Anyway, Perfect Girls does have a lot to offer. All of the basics are there like a favorite option, a history page, download options, and tons of categories.
The additional options like the HD and top-rated filters are pretty sweet, not to mention unique compared to most other tubes. Still, I wish there was some more originality and a community forum. Seriously, there isn’t even a comment section.
(For those of you running Perfect Girls and looking for a web designer, you need to get at me.)
To be fair, you don’t have to deal with any ads embedded in the videos or with pop-ups and redirects.
All things considered, this tube isn’t the greatest but still has some good content. Okay, not some – a lot of great content. In fact, I think that’s one of the main reasons why I give it four out of five fappers and definitely recommend you give it a wank or two.
I’m not just saying that because I’ve partnered with Perfect Girls, but because I really believe it.
So, give it a shot and enjoy shooting your load to Perfect Girls.
ThePornDude likes PerfectGirls's
- There are more video categories then you can shake your dick to
- The addition of unusual filter tools is nice
- There aren’t any adverts to ruin the erotic experience
ThePornDude hates PerfectGirls's
- There isn’t really that much *real* amateur video
- Most of the smut is copypasta clips
- There aren’t any community features