Porn, Sex and XXX Parody Premium Sites

I want to watch exclusive full-length 720p/1080p/4K premium porn parody movies without annoying ads!

What’s a matter? You think you’re too good to watch grainy, degraded Star Wars porno on the free tubes, maniacally clenching your cock during the pre-movie commercials so you don’t go soft? You don’t want to squint your eyes, trying to make all those pixels look like the real, live Super Mario you know and love, smashing away at the sluttiest version of Princess Peach you’ve ever seen? Maybe you also have an inflated sense of entitlement. Tell me, why should you get quick access to the best, full-length sexed-up versions of Suicide Squad and Mortal Kombat when every other homeless guy masturbating at the library has to search the free tubes endlessly just for a 30-second preview clip?

Ah, I’m just fucking with you, fruitcake. There ain’t nothing wrong with ponying up some cash for a premium experience, whether it’s an opening-night ticket to a movie like It or a pornographic version where Pennywise bangs some terrified little slut in a filthy room. These parody sex sites are the best in the business, regularly serving up exclusive fuck flicks based on your favorite movies, TV shows, video games and more. Jerking off to comic books is fun and all, but how about an actual pornstar dressed like Catwoman?

What kind of porn parodies of Hollywood movies and XXX spoofs of TV-shows can I see here?

We’ve all had the same experience with bad parodies. You spend your teenage years cranking it to Avatar, fantasizing about all the ways you’d fill those blue twats with your seed and fucking a pretty alien in the mouth. Then you see some studio has created a parody and your dick is instantly rock hard. You need to watch right away, right? Get in a quick jerk or a long, slow one, whatever, as long as you’re shaking your junk at a pornofied version of your favorite science fiction characters. Then the scene loads and it’s some crackwhore they found behind 7-11, dipped in blue paint and sucking cock not in the lush jungles of Pandora, but some dirty hotel room with stained sheets. Fuck that tripe!

I don’t fuck with that bullshit and neither should you. The XXX parody paysites on my list put time, effort and money into recreating that X-Files fantasy you’ve had in your brain since the early ‘90s. You won’t find some ugly girl in a mask trying to pass herself off as a Disney Princess. No, the studios on my list hire the hottest sluts to play Princess Jasmine or that chick from Frozen, who as it turns out is total fucking whore. If I send you to a freaky version of Two Broke Girls where they pay the bills with anal sex, you’re going to bust a nut and probably bust a gut laughing.

What are the best XXX parody premium sites in 2019?

It’s really a matter of personal preference in a lot of cases. Maybe you’ve spent your life imagining different scenarios in which Black Widow massages your cock with her feet or you live in a Bizarro World version of the Friends apartment where Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe invite you for nightly foursomes where you make them all squirt pussy juice. After spending so much of your masturbatory energy and sticky, sticky spunk on these fantasies, you may not be entirely satisfied if all they’ve got to show you is a porno Seinfeld where George fists Elaine to prove who’s really the master of her domain. Then again, a good Star Trek parody might surprise you into becoming a horny nerd who goes to conventions, trying to lay bitches in Vulcan ears.

I recommend reading my reviews and poking around the sites a bit before shelling out your hard-earned scratch for fuck movies where Daphne and Velma let Shaggy hit it doggystyle, or hardcore lesbian trysts starring the chicks from Sex and the City. That way you’ll know if they’ve already made your spank fantasies into real porno movies. If you’re too lazy or in a hurry to masturbate (that Viagra boner ain’t gonna last forever), just start at the top of the list, tough guy.

DigitalPlayground is an easy choice just in terms of sheer volume and popularity. It’s top-tier smut from a proven studio, churning out content based on all the pop culture you already masturbate to, even at the risk of getting kicked out of the all-ages matinee and placed on the sex offender registry. ParodyPass has a similar wide selection, and HustlerParodies does it under the legendary Hustler banner. Thank you, Mr. Flynt.

Movie Porn is some next-level, high-budget shit that might not be for everyone, but you owe it to yourself to take a look. It’s hard as hell and hyper-realistic in a way very few porn studios ever even attempt. ThatSitcomShow takes the opposite approach, with light-hearted sex parodies that make you smile while you aggressively stroke your genitals.

What’s your favorite porn parody, PornDude?

I’ve got this really bad habit of whipping out my junk, lubing it up and humping my hand even when I’m just trying to watch network TV. I’ve always been terrible at video games because one hand inevitably creeps to my cock, and sometimes the other one cups my balls because, dude, you can get off really fucking hard like that. The same thing happens whenever I try to visit the local IMAX, where my photograph is currently posted in the box office with a note saying to call the police immediately if I show up.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m always masturbating to everything already, which makes me a real sucker for pornographic versions of the same stuff. I was up until 4 AM last night, polishing the pole to an X-rated parody of Iron Man. Today, my whole fucking routine has been ruined by a sex movie with Jessica Jones as the main character. I have adult websites to review but I can’t stop watching this raven-haired beauty getting her titties fucked and cleaning up cum with her gorgeous, dirty little mouth.

My favorite Hollywood flicks and TV-series mixed with comedy and sex? Where do I sign up, PornDude?

Just follow the links in my reviews, my perverted friend, and prepare yourself for a world of sexual fantasy that looks exactly like your daydreams of Ghostbusters and Married with Children, only with even more lesbian tribbing, interracial butt fucking, and dildos shaped suspiciously like lightsabers. As always, I look out for my readers and try to get you the best deals whenever possible. Follow my links to make sure any applicable Porn Dude discount is applied.

Most parody porn ain’t good enough to make my list, but it’s a ripe market so new studios are always trying to get in on the game. Leave it to your old pal The Porn Dude to keep my eye on the web and give every new porn spoof paysite my patented wank test. Keep this page bookmarked and you’ll never miss a new sex-fueled variation of your favorite sitcoms, cartoons, movies and more.