R18 Hentai

Once again, we are back to the Japanese stuff. And, of course, it’s hentai. Luckily, my stomach has gotten used to this shit by now, so I can safely view it without feeling nauseous the next time I go outside to meet my buddies, or when I go out on a date. What we will be reviewing today is the largest Japanese porn site, but we will be mainly focusing on its hentai section. What the fuck is up with the Japanese nation, though? They were an honorable country before. And then we bombed the shit out of them, and they began producing deranged retards that enjoy masturbating to drawn content? I mean, if the recipe for massive retardation was a couple of nuclear blasters, then we should’ve done it with some other nations as well, to thin out the herd, as they would say. But, there’s no point in crying over spilled milk as the saying goes, so let’s move on with this and finally begin reviewing the site. Okay? Let’s start.

The homepage, or at least the start of the section

The homepage of R18.com/hentai and that section is not that special in particular. It’s a bunch of ads around, which is weird because this is a big-budget site. But that’s okay. It looks like there’s still some common sense in Japanese people. You know, respecting the business and all. But yeah, aside from all the ads, there’s pretty much nothing. Just a bunch of hentai movies around, with more than engaging thumbnails. You know, the kind that looks so hot you know it’s going to attract a bunch of fat Japanese, AND western nerds with greasy hair and broken glasses glued with duct tape. And if you’re trying to look at the bigger picture here, know that aside from hentai, you can find the options for other things and other kinds of porn on this site all around the place. You know, stuff like movies, channels, categories, VR and all that crap that people enjoy these days. Sometimes I actually miss the days when you just had videos, and you jerk off to them, and then that’s the end. Now, you have a bunch of new options that make porn seem too realistic, and that’s why you see articles like ‘Why are millennials stuck in sexless relationships’ around.

Navigation

Navigation on R18.com/hentai isn’t complicated, but if your eyes are not that sharp, you might miss a few of them. First of all, you have like three or four of them right at the top. Those are new releases, hot stuff, rankings, categories, and all that crap. Which is something that’s in common with the other types of things on this site as well. So that’s not special. And neither are you. Just because your mama says you are, and you can do great things, doesn’t mean that she is right. She’s never seen you jerking off to this disgusting material, so don’t trip. But yeah, all jokes aside, these options are related to the site as a whole, not just hentai stuff. This is pretty much how the website works anyways. You have the same options organized in different ways to cater to fans of different things individually. Some people like hentai and some people enjoy realistic porn.

The next bunch of options is more tightly related to the content — for example, categories, series, studios that produce the content, HQ stuff. You can also sort by popularity, release date, range of prices, and whatnot. This means that you have the freedom to do whatever you want on R18.com/hentai and browse whatever you want, unlike in your real life. In real life, you’re restricted by the mockery of your fellow peers, your drunken father, and your disappointed mother. But I don’t want to be too harsh on my fans, sometimes I care about y’all and want what’s best for you. That’s why I’m doing these. If you’re already hooked on paying for digital garbage that makes your dick go to sleep with a real lady, then you might as well get to see the best content of that kind. Am I right or am I right?

And that’s it for the navigation and the options part of R18.com/hentai. I mean, it is not that special. And since the site is about general Japanese porn, and not only one kind of it, it feels like it’s either all over the place or just put in tightly in one virtual box where you can browse it like a filthy animal that you are.

The perks

The real perk on R18.com/hentai is that you get the best content that Japan has to offer. I’m not sure about the freakiest, but people that are already into weird shit can find whatever they want for themselves since they acquired that particular skill through years of browsing for totally deranged stuff. Aside from all of that, one unfortunate information that I haven’t mentioned by now is that you have to pay for everything. And that’s what I’ve noticed in Japan in general. It’s not like American sites, where you pay for the membership, and then you can go fuck yourself. Literally. No, in Japan, you mostly pay for the individual movies, DVDs, series, and all that crap. So you don’t get it all handed to you on a silver plate. It feels more like an open market, which seems fairer as well. You don’t pay for the whole site only to get like fifteen movies that make you go hard. Here, you find something that you like, and then you get it. The only problem with that is that you mostly don’t get previews, which is a general problem, because what if you like the thumbnail, but then realize that the actual video is shit? Just questions that people in the porn life are always asking themselves.

The categories and the content

Now, R18.com is created with great detail in general. But, if we’re focusing on R18.com/hentai exactly, then I have to say that I’m a bit amazed, but bored as well if I can even say it like that. Not only do you have the categories, but a lot of other stuff as well. And as far as the categories go, there aren’t that many of them. You only get like seven or eight, and those are like some weird ones. They include stuff with married women, sixty-nine, and crap like that. Which necessarily doesn’t even qualify to be a category, but like an individual situation, which brings us to our next part of this review section.

After the categories, you get stuff like situations, which are mostly tied to the scenario. And the relationship between the characters in the movies. So if any of you weirdos on R18.com/hentai are into stuff like incest, school life, college crap, older women, or whatever, you can find that here. And the rest of the options are tied to clothes, specific sex activities that you like, and whatnot. So all in all, if you’re so fucked up that your dick senses that it’s alive only when you watch specific things, here you can combine those and find what you like, which will for sure excite you. Some of you may think that the buy-the-movie-system sucks, but if you combine it with how detailed their options are, it seems pretty fair to me.

And as I’ve already said it before, it’s the same with regular videos, in case you’re interested in that too. If you’re interested in that, then there’s some actual hope that one day you might save yourself from this porn consuming life of misery. But then again, I might advise you not to do so, since I’m doing these and I need a following. Just joking again, but yeah. The only difference here is that you get a lot more, both with the categories and the rest of the options. Because the movies on R18.com are not as closed off as R18.com/hentai, where you get a smaller choice because of how specific the porn genre is.

Registration and conclusion

If you want to register, know that there’s no paying bullshit since you’re already paying for the movies. And if you do, you get over a hundred thousand small sample videos, special offers, and you get to keep up with actresses and studios, which is kind of cool. All in all, the site is excellent. I like the system, even though some things may be annoying, and I enjoy how detailed everything is, which is proof that they care about their customers. If you want to get some great Japanese porn, especially hentai, R18.com/hentai is the place to go.