Ah, xHamster, one of the oldest porn tubes on the internet and also one of the best in my book and unless you’ve been living under a rock, I’m sure that many of you will agree with me. Founded back in 2007 by Alex Hawkings, who wanted the site to be like a social network for porn seeing the huge mainstream success of MySpace back then. A pioneer that provided the world with free pornography and has been considered a porn god ever since by his army of over 630 million fap soldiers worldwide making it one of the top 100 most visited websites in the world! Who doesn’t recognize the adorable and iconic hamster mascotte?
Anyways, before I continue this review, let me tell my bitch to start cleaning the floor, so I’m not bugged by her nagging, while I inform you fuckers with my experience. In case you didn’t know, I like my porno, as I like my women, free and in the kitchen! With that said, xHamster delivers the goods. Straight up free porn videos, photos and erotic stories! It’s all user-uploaded content provided by the community that says it all with their slogan “no bullshit, just porn”. With over 30 % of all videos being amateur related, it is the most popular category on the website. That’s right, you’re able to create your own profile, interact with other members of the community, upload your own homemade sex tapes and share them with the world! Fuck, they even allow you to download all porno movies, including HD, if you want to save it in your collection. You never know that they delete your favorite video from the site, so grab it, before it’s removed!
In case your mother language isn’t English, they also have translated the site into multiple other languages making it piss easy for you fuckers to find that smut you’re looking for. Currently, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Japanese, Dutch and Polish translations are available. Hey, we can’t all be geniuses that know the English words “pussy”, “tits”, “anal” or “shemale”! Euhm, forget that last word. 😉
If prerecorded content isn’t enough, you’re also able to see live streams of paid webcam models. Tell these bitches how to play with their pussy and if they’re able to get a nut out of your ballsack, reward them with some cash in the form of a “tip”! In case you don’t want the wife to find out you used your credit card on these camwhores, they also accept bitcoins, which guarantees 100 % anonymity.
xHamster has more videos than you could watch in a lifetime with more added on a daily basis. If I was forced to say something negative about the site, they have some advertising like a few banners and a popunder, but even that isn’t too bothersome. The most annoying thing that they recently added was a hardcoded watermark on top of the videos. It sometimes really messes with your fap experience, when you’re about to see a guy jizz on a chick’s face and then…BOOM! That damn watermark “this video has been uploaded to xHamster” appears on the chick’s face like a motherfucking cockblocker! Seriously, whoever thought it was a good idea deserves a kick in the balls!
10 years ago gaining access to such a site would have cost you $99 dollars a month. Today, it is right up there with the best and it’s 100 % free. Unbelievable! xHamster does their job well and that’s why it deserves a high ranked spot on my list.
Also, I suggest you check out xHamster’s “The Sex Factor” in the menu bar. It’s a web-based reality porn show in search of the next top porn stars with a total prize of 1 million dollars. Pornstar Asa Akira is the show’s host and Tori Black, Remy LaCroix, Lexi Belle and Keiran Lee are the mentors of the participants. It’s really fun and hot and is a whole new type of porn situation than we’ve ever seen before.
ThePornDude likes xHamster's
- Tons of porn! for free!
- Easy to use layout
- Can find pretty much any type of porn
- The sex factor
ThePornDude hates xHamster's
- Annoying watermark on top of the videos
- Not all content is in hd