There is so much fucking porn on the internet. It’s like every minute or two, there’s a new free porn tube or porn aggregator site to check out. I watch a fuck ton of porn (obviously), it’s my job, and I can’t even keep up with all the new sites that are constantly popping up left and right. I could probably review porn sites every day, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for the rest of my life and never make it through every porn site that exists. I think it would be damn near impossible with every dude and his brother thinking that they have what it takes to make the next big porn site.
This is both a good and a bad thing. Obviously, I would never complain about having more porn available (especially for free) on the internet. Never in the history of mankind has it been easier to access videos and pics of smoking hot chicks getting dicked down or licking each other’s pussies. But, on the flipside of this, that ends up meaning that there is a fuck ton of shitty porn sites going up as well. Sites that are poorly designed, are nothing but ad traps, or – worst case scenario – that feature illegal content. All of this gives the online porn industry a bad name, one that it doesn’t generally deserve, seeing as there are a good number of sites that genuinely do care about quality and user experience, and ethics.
But it is my job to sift through the slush pile of shit and gold in order to let you know which sites to avoid like HIV and which sites are worth your time, energy, and (most importantly) your jizz. Why waste your cum busting nuts to subpar sites? There’s no need for all that! All you have to do is find the sites that are right for you and then go to whichever one your boner leads you. Your dick will always point you in the right direction…
Well, okay, maybe that’s not entirely true … I’ve definitely banged a few regrettable heffers in my day. But my dick isn’t entirely to blame. Alcohol was always involved too. If you’re going to get your dick drunk, be prepared to pay the consequences! Those beer goggles can be a real bitch sometimes. That’s why you should have a solid group of friends with you when you go out. Friends don’t let friends fuck fat chicks. Live by that motto and you’ll be alright.
Friends also don’t let friends fap to shitty porn. I’m not your fucking friend, but I do have a vested interest in spreading the word on which sites are good and which sites suck more dick than Sasha Grey. My hope is that, together, we can raise the bar of what porn sites feel they are obligated to provide so that high-quality site design, additional features, minimal ads, and huge selections of great porn just become the norm. Let the porn crusade begin!
An Orgy of High-Resolution Professional Porn Videos
Today, I’ll be taking you through a free porn tube site known as 3 Movs. Although I cannot tell you what the 3 is supposed to signify in their name – they better have more than 3 fucking movies! – I can tell you that the site launched in 2004 and specializes in providing only the highest quality professional porn. That’s right, no amateur bullshit over here, just the sexiest porn stars getting their brains fucked out in the highest definition possible.
That is their whole mission, it turns out, to rip clips and scenes from HD professional porn sites and not lose a single pixel in the process. I don’t exactly know what this entails, though. What the fuck do you expect, I’m a porn connoisseur, not a fucking computer graphics expert, so I’ll just let the people of 3 Movs put their process in their own words: “…we rip most part of our videos ourselves and encode them with H.264 HD codec, so you will not find here shitty quality FLV videos with low resolution.”
I have no fucking clue what that means. Sorry, I don’t speak nerd. I don’t give a fuck about H.262 HD codecs; all I care about is 2 DD titties and xxx coeds. But, you know what, whatever the fuck they have to do to make my porn look better, I’m all for it. And, I gotta give it to them, the porn on 3 Movs is crystal fucking clear. So, you aren’t gonna hear any complaints from me.
But enough of the technical bullshit, let’s head over to 3 Movs and see how the site functions. From the moment you land on 3 Movs’ home page, it looks pretty impressive. Sleek, modern site design, a solid layout, and tons of visibly HD high-resolution thumbnails to choose from. They don’t waste any time, either, in getting straight to the porn – the whole reason you came, and, hopefully, the whole reason you’ll cum. You don’t have to jump through any hoops or navigate any confusingly cluttered site design to get there, which is very refreshing to see.
Refreshingly Simple Site Design
Instead, what you’re greeted with from the moment you arrive at 3 Movs is their banner, site menu, and search bar at the top of the page. Other than that, it’s nothing but phenomenal pro studio porn as far as the eye can see. In the site menu, you can choose from Home, Videos, Categories, Porn Stars, Community, and Live Cams (3 Movs’ has their very own xxx cam site as well). It is also refreshing to find a porn site that has such a sparse (but effective) site menu bar. So many seem to be filled with unnecessary clutter like links to third-party sites and ads disguised as tabs (which is, obviously, very fucking annoying).
Below that, you have a plenty of HQ thumbnails to choose from, and they are split into sections. Scroll down to find Today’s Featured Porn Videos, the Free Daily Movie, XXX Videos Being Watched Right Now, a second Free Daily Movie, Recently Featured Tube Porn Videos, and a third Free Daily Movie. Oh, now it’s all starting to make sense! The site is called 3 Movs because they offer three full-length porn movies each day. Now I get it! Huh, that’s kind of a cool idea actually. It looks like you have to download these movies in several parts, though, so that’s kind of a bummer, but I’ll take that over no free movies any day.
At the very bottom of the home page, you’ll also find a box dedicated to Porn Movies by Category, one for Recommended videos, and a few links to other Top Porn Sites with Free Porn Movies. To the right of the thumbnails and separate sections, you’ll find some Recently Active Porn Stars, as well as an alphabetized list of porn stars featured on 3 Movs. I quite like the site’s design because everything you could want to access is easily made available without ever leaving the home page. Plus, you have two means of accessing each section – from the site menu bar at the top, as well as within each individual subsection on the home page. Browsing the millions of videos available on 3 Movs couldn’t be easier.
Is 3 Movs for the One-Minute Man?
As is the case with any porn site, though, 3 Movs does have some downsides worth mentioning. My biggest qualm with the site is actually an issue that I have with most free porn tubes in general (although it seems especially prevalent here). And that is the fact that there are not many full-length scenes to enjoy. And, I don’t know about you, but I need more than a 5-minute excerpt of a porno to fap myself to fruition.
Unfortunately, the majority of 3 Movs’ videos seem to be merely clips. And they aren’t even the shorter clips like you might expect to find on a porn tube (where you get the highlights of a full scene presented in a 10 to 12-minute video) either. An overwhelming number of the videos here are 2 minutes, 3 minutes, 4 minutes long! Who the fuck can fap to that? It’s a shame, too, because the rest of this site is so fucking good. 3 Movs could definitely position themselves as one of the top 5 porn tubes, I think, if only a majority of what they offered was longer.
The other big issue I have is with the ads. Ads are always annoying, no matter what. But, hey, if it results in free porn, what are you gonna do?
I do think that 3 Movs is a good enough site, though, that it deserves to end on a positive note. One last thing that I love about this site is that it offers a Community, allowing you to follow fellow users, check out their uploads, and send them messages. Which means, if you know what you’re doing, you could potentially turn this porn site into a way to get laid. And who doesn’t love that?
ThePornDude likes 3Movs's
- Huge selection of porn
- Only the highest quality HD videos
- Great site design
- Community features
ThePornDude hates 3Movs's
- Short video lengths
- No location search of members