Giving out free porn is like turning on a light in the dark. All the bugs immediately come flying in, only these bugs have raging hard boners. There are a million free porn tubes these days, and SpankBang is another one of them. The price is right, but how does it compare to the other free tubes?
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SpankBang.com calls themselves The Front Page of Porn. It’s the typical porn site claim. They’re all the biggest and the best and the most exclusive and a bunch of other made-up shit. The search bar at the top does say it crawls through more than 5 million free porn videos, which is impressive. Overall site stats are decent, too, with nearly a quarter billion visits last month.
Visually, it doesn’t look too different from any other free tube on the Internet. The layout is modern but nothing fancy. I do really like the logo, which is a heart made out of a perfect ass.
Speaking of Ass, it seems to be a popular theme to the porn on SpankBang. The Trending Porn Videos at the top of the front page show a lesbian scene with a couple of PAWGs, a Thick Bad Bitch getting it from behind while she eats cock, and a 1080p Anal Crazy Dream.
Taboo scenes are trending, too. The first clip on the screen is called Mommy Is All You Need. The preview shows a blonde slut with perfect knockers licking a cock before sliding it into her cunt. There are movies called Hottest Stepmother and Family Vacation, and a couple with Sister in the title.
You get a nice video preview if you hover over an image. They’re cut together so well I almost wonder if a human did the work, but there’s no way with this volume of material. Whatever computer magic this is, though, I’m a fan. I almost popped watched a half-inch tall version of Mia Khalifa bouncing on a cock.
Watching Porno from the Future
Like other porn tubes, SpankBang’s front page is carved up into a few sections. Scroll past the Trending videos and you’ll find groupings of Interesting Porn videos, Popular XXX Videos, and of course Newest Porn Videos. There’s a wide variety of filth represented, with plenty of teen blowjobs, blonde gangbangs, and Asian facials. I even see a VR video and some fetish porn in there.
I’m certainly not going to complain about the big-tit MILF clips or the BDSM initiations, especially when it’s on tap for free. I see that kind of shit all the time, though. You know what I never see? I never see porno from the future.
Tucked between the Interesting Porn Videos and the Trending Porn Videos are Upcoming Porn Videos. I see Upcoming sections on paysites sometimes, because they want you to keep paying for the membership next month. I’ve never seen one on a free porn tube.
The Upcoming thumbnails hit those themes I keep seeing on SpankBang. There are a couple of pseudo-incest clips about a Son’s Crush and a Stepmom at Work, as well as some Thick Ass White Girls. Yeah, SpankBang is onto something if they think I’ll come back if I know they’ve got an upcoming clip of a redhead with a perfect body spinning on a dick.
I can’t help notice some famous faces and names in the Upcoming Porn Videos, too. Peta Jensen has her legs over her head and a cock up her twat in one movie, and Abella Danger is getting fucked in that big ass in another.
I’m not sure I believe a free tube is going to be releasing an Abella Danger movie. I know there’s money in spam, but I haven’t even seen very many ads yet. Whatever, though, if they’ve got at least a trailer I’ll check it out.
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I clicked Abella Anal With Vlad. It brings me to a typical-looking video page. The number of ads my ad-blocker blocked jumped from 2 to 9. Some stats are listed on top of the video. This one is 1080p, has been played 20,000 times, and is 41 minutes long.
Holy shit! That seems a little long for just a trailer of an upcoming film. Something tells me this is something more than just a sample. That something is the BangBros watermark in the corner, right below the monster cock spearing Abella.
This sure seems pirated, but as a dude who reviews porn websites, I have a moral duty to click Play. It’s important that I know what’s going on here, purely for educational purposes and not to satiate my constant need to masturbate to high-quality pornography.
The “Upcoming” movie starts without much buffering as soon as I hit the Play button. It opens with a BangBros Sexual Content Warning and 2257 compliance statement. A gold “4k” shines next to the logo, but the adjustable quality settings on SpankBang only go up to 1080p. (1080p is high def, but 4k is way higher def. There are 4k movies on the site, but this ain’t one of them.)
For a free sex tube, this is a full-featured video player. In addition to quality control, I can tweak the playback speed so I can watch the cumshots in slow motion.
Speaking of cumshots, this free player has a few sex acts tagged right in the timeline at the bottom. This is a feature you usually only see on the better premium sites, so thank some perverted pirate when you skip to the Blowjob or Doggystyle scenes.
Rounding out the video player are buttons to quick-jump back 10 seconds or ahead 30, good for when you’re whacking it in a hurry. SpankBang will even let you stream to your TV if you’ve got the right setup; a Chromecast icon appears in the corner of my sex video box.
SpankBang has tags on the videos, but like any site that allows user uploads, they’re only as good as the person typing them in. Abella’s video doesn’t even have her name in the tags, just Anal and Big Ass.
The comments at the bottom are at least as stupid as on any site. It’s mostly dudes calling her hot, but they’ve got a helpful feature that sorts the comments by how “Best” they are. The Best comment here says, “Her Take cocks more huge’s, false…” After you’re done masturbating, kill a few brain cells trying to wrap your head around this retarded shit.
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There’s a link to the Categories page in SpankBang’s header, or you can just choose one of the ten thumbnailed ones that show up when you hit the dropdown. Hentai is popular on the site, with a couple of hundred pages full of cartoon porno movies. There’s also a pretty big stash of VR pornos, a lot of them from major sites like VRBangers. Piracy is kind of hard to avoid on any free site with VR, because nobody puts that shit out for free.
The full Categories page is only 50 genres deep. I prefer a manageable list like this versus the hundreds of sub-genres you get on some sites. All the basics are covered like Big Tits, Bondage and Creampie. They get a little kinkier with Bondage, Shemale, and Fetish categories, but nothing as specific as Korean Schoolgirls Lactating Onto Diapers.
SpankBang also has a pretty cool TV feature. It builds a station for you based on a keyword, pretty much like any Internet radio app but with porno. I typed blowjob and got an Ebony Cumshot Compilation with some other free tube’s watermark, followed by a BangBros movie, and then a POV Ebony movie from another pay site.
Moral perverts who wouldn’t download the hypothetical car aren’t going to be happy with the wealth of stolen fuck movies here, but it’s hard to look away. This is top-shelf smut for free on a site that works really well. With my AdBlock engaged I didn’t even have a spam problem. I’m not going to tell you to go around stealing porn, but if you’re going to anyway…
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