Vixen

Sometimes, when you’ve got a little extra cash in your pocket and maybe a little bit more Viagra pumping through your penile veins, the mood strikes you for some top-shelf entertainment. I’m talking about that burger joint down the street that keeps winning State’s Best, year after year, and a fine single malt scotch with a forbidden Cohiba. Why not treat yourself to the greatest shit the world has to offer?

And hey, since you’re a filthy pervert with money in your pocket, how about some award-winning porno while you’re living it up? Vixen.com is only a few years old, but their stack of awards and accolades earns them more respect than a lot of longtime players in the game. That in itself turns more than a few heads, but I can guarantee none of their 6 million viewers a month are beating off to Vixen’s high esteem.

World-Class Porn from a World-Class Perv

There are only a couple pornographers who’re world-famous, household names at this point. Pretty much everybody knows who Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt are, right? History is a funny thing, though. In 20 years, when all the dust settles, people are going to recognize the current generation of premium smut peddlers. Among today’s royalty of professional perverts is Greg Lansky, the French fucker behind Vixen.

Lansky cut his teeth in the world of online porn by creating multiple brands and websites for Reality Kings. If you just broke out of prison and don’t know shit, check out my review of that site; they’re some of the biggest in the business, and Lansky helped get them there. In 2014, dude decided to do his own thing and started Blacked. Tushy and Vixen came soon after, and you probably came many times while looking at the material.

Which brings us to today. Lansky has steadily been stacking up porno awards for the last few years, the full list of which can be read on his goddamn Wikipedia page. Let me tell you, they say anybody is allowed to edit that thing, but it ain’t true. Every time I try to post a bio of The Porn Dude, it gets covered in Citation Needed notices and taken down within 24 hours. Meanwhile, Greg Lansky gets his whole life story projected to the whole Internet just because he does really good interracial and anal porn.

Vixen launched in 2016 and was quickly greeted with AVN Awards for best marketing campaign and best new imprint. Lansky gave an acceptance speech for 2017 AVN Director of the year which made enough noise to get attention from more mainstream media outlets. They think it’s real cute how he refers to porn as art, but I’m not even allowed to go back to the museum or I’ll get arrested.

Fuck Yeah! Just Look at These Sluts!

One look at the landing page and it’s obvious Vixen ain’t some fly-by-night bullshit with Backpage hookers, low rent fleabag motels, and somebody’s hand-me-down digital camcorder from 2006. They don’t even cover the page in laurel leaves and banners declaring all the awards they’ve won. They let the fuck flicks speak for themselves, and that’s really all that needs to be said.

The site itself has a clean, modern design without much text at all. The top of the screen is actually dominated by a full-motion video preview of a recent movie: The Games We Play. This one stars the young, tight and blonde Lexie Fux, whose parents picked a dead-on accurate name. The preview shows her drooling all over a giant cock while wearing a blindfold, followed by aggressive hammering of that little twat from various angles while her cute face contorts with delight.

I watched the minute-long preview video of Lexie’s little fling with this rich dude and got myself all worked up. The rest of the landing page features little animated previews of wild doggystyle fucking, interracial dick riding, beach sex, and a raw, sexy threesome with a couple of the hottest chicks I’ve seen all day.

Play buttons don’t work how you expect them to these days, at least not on porn sites. They only give you one freebie at Vixen. Every other Play button gives you an Access Denied message. I guess it’s time to break open the piggy bank to see if I can afford a premium wank fest this month.

Killer Deals on Top Pornstar Threesomes

Vixen charges the industry-standard 30 USD per month for access to their 4K ultra-HD movies of porn stars getting crammed full of hard penis. They do six updates per month, each featuring exclusive sex scenes you won’t find anywhere else, which is a decent update schedule for this price.

Since I was already signed up for Tushy, I was able to score a Vixen membership for 50% off. The networks always try to get you with an upsell for other paysites, and while I bitch about it from time to time it does make bulk masturbation a little bit easier.

Logging in feels like getting the keys to the candy store and being allowed to stick your junk in the jellybeans. The same previews I saw lined up earlier are here, plus hundreds more. I see stunning MILFs doing backwards cowgirl and gorgeous little exotic bitches spreading their cunts for dong that looks way too big.

I typed Anal into the search bar and immediately found butt sex movies with Adriana Chechik and Leah Gotti. A search for Squirting turned up a few pages of smut with girls like Ariana Marie, Riley Reid and Karla Kush. Are you surprised a site that has won a bunch of awards is working with girls you already beat your meat to all the time?

The new updates are just a rotating cast of the hottest names in the business and the sexiest up-and-comers. Sophie Dee’s killer thick ass is calling to me in the aptly titled Insatiable, but Take Me Away has Red Fox in a threesome with Angelika Grays and the luckiest bald motherfucker who ever lived.

Game of Huge, Raging Bones

You Game of Thrones fans who haven’t heard of Red Fox yet are in for a real fucking treat. This broad is the spitting image of Sophie Turner, but with a porn starlet body and nymphomaniac’s enthusiasm for dirty, dirty fucking.

Our beautiful Sansa Stark stand-in gets in a fight with her boyfriend. Instead of getting his own dogs to chew his face off, she goes to a private beach with a couple of new friends. I wish more bitches would get revenge on me by riding a guy’s face on video while making out with her brand-new girlfriend.

The same high production values I noticed on the preview video before signing up are on display in Take Me Away. Fuck, whatever they pay to rent that fucking mansion has to be more than the entire budget for a lot of other premium pornos.

The camera work is impeccable and professional as hell, tight and wide shots that never get in the way of the pussy licking, blowjob, standing doggy style and missionary in this sweet, romantic film. Every drop of the facial is captured in super crisp ultra HD.

Vixen really does the poolside threesome sex scene really well, so I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s update which they’ve helpfully added some preview images from. This one is called A Club VXN Vacation and features a couple rising young Russian starlets who I hope to see much more of in the years to come.

Vixen’s formula actually seems pretty goddamn simple: high-quality porno scenes featuring the most beautiful women in the business having the dirtiest sex on the planet. It sounds easy enough to copy, but how many other paysites have earned this many awards in such a short amount of time?

If I have one complaint about Vixen, it’s that there isn’t a nice, cheap all-you-can-eat buffet with all the sites on the network for one low price. I’m a real sucker for those network deals. While a membership to Vixen won’t give you that kind of volume, they more than make up for it with the quality.

Vixen is certainly worth a look if you’re the type of masturbator who appreciates the finer things in life. The updates are hot, regular, and the price is spot on. Check out the two-buck preview if you want to see if these videos are going to do it for you. I have a feeling you’ll be staying for a while.