Blacked

What is your favorite type of ice cream? Do you like chocolate, vanilla, or are you more of a swirl person? How about a vanilla sundae with some pink strawberry in the middle, stretched way the fuck out by an injection of so much chocolate? In case my colorful dessert metaphor is lost on you, I’m trying to describe hardcore interracial sex in the least obscene way possible. If you’re not concerned about offending the elderly or prudish, skip the fancy talk and check out Blacked.

Decades ago, Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream that one-day well-endowed black studs with monstrous penises would be able to smash white porn starlets on crisp, beautiful HD video without fear of reprisal. Years later, Larry Flynt took a bullet to the spine just for publishing an interracial photo shoot. We’ve come a long way since those days of ignorance and injustice, and the stigma gets weaker by the year. Blacked.com currently gets over 10 million visits per month, which I’m sure would make Malcolm X cry tears of joy while clutching a machine gun in one raised fist and his angry black shaft in another. By any means necessary, indeed.

The Blackest Dudes and the Whitest Chicks

I swear, they picked the blackest dude and the whitest chick for the preview at the top of the landing page. The guy with the dreadlocks and the BBC is pure darkness, Charlie Murphy as a porn star, making the little slut look almost white as a ghost.

I’ve never known a poltergeist to fuck this well, though, especially when crammed with black dick as big as her fucking forearm. The broad takes it like a real champ, stretching to accommodate and letting him get into it from every angle. That’s talent right there!

I hit the Play button on the short preview. The production values are nothing short of professional. The babe, Sybil, does a cute accented voiceover as we get a montage of her body. She talks about how she seduced this famous DJ by sending him some selfies, and the rest is history. The montage cuts to blowjob scenes, cowgirl, doggy style, and a few more positions before the preview abruptly ends. They know how to hook their viewers, that’s for fucking sure.

Award-Winning Porno for Thirty Bones and Nothing More

A membership to Blacked will run you the industry-standard 30 USD per month. The rate drops with longer memberships, or you can get a two-day trial for two bucks. They update 6 times a month with exclusive HD smut, which is a good release schedule for this price point.

The sides of the whole sign-up page are covered in laurel leaves. These dirty motherfuckers have won a ton of accolades, including 15 AVN awards and 7 XBIZ ones. Just about every porno site on the Internet claims to be the biggest and the best with the most beautiful porn stars, but how many of them can really back it up? Blacked has been named the Best Membership Site with the Best Cinematography and Best Interracial Series, not to mention 2017’s IR Release of the Year.

Where the Little White Bitches at?

The newest Blacked movie is called Sleep Over, but I’m not sure how accurate that title is. Maybe this is one of those flicks with really misleading previews, because I don’t see any sleeping going on in the stills. Paris White’s lovely blue eyes stare back at the camera while she’s impaled on Louie Smalls’ cock. Speaking of inaccurate names, get a load of this guy!

The video starts at 480P, but I don’t get any serious hiccups when I bumped it up to the max 4K. Paris sets up the scene over a montage of her going through the morning routine. She’s talking about a crush she has on her friend’s brother, but it’s hard to pay attention to what she’s saying. As soon as she gets out of the shower, she starts masturbating. Yeah, that’s pretty much how I start the day, too.

The baked-in video player has little notches in the timeline to let you know where the really good parts are. I clicked my way ahead to the rimming scene.

“Eat that chocolate,” Louie tells her, pushing her head down as she slurps away between his legs and continues stroking that mammoth Jimmy. It almost looks like it’s growing straight out of her forehead. Meet Paris, the unicorn girl with a heart of gold and a twat of goddamn elastic or something. How does she stretch like that?

I take advantage of those little timeline notches to jump to the Backwards Cowgirl sequence, followed by Pussy Licking and then Missionary. I’d like to take some time to really savor the Doggystyle, but I’m about ready to pop so I’ll have to try that later. I skipped to the Facial and finished along with Louie.

I was relieved to find out that downloads are included with the standard membership. They give you a range of download options, so if you’re running out of space on your SD card you can download the toaster format at 270P. The 4K movie is a good six gigs, so just tell your wife the kids must have filled up the Oculus with games or something.

IR Porn from Masters of the Genre

You can view all of Blacked’s movies by date uploaded or popularity, just like every other porn site on the Internet. They’ve also got an Awards view, an option that only works if you’ve earned a lot of acclaim for your top-shelf interracial pornography.

The menu of legitimately award-winning smut on Blacked runs five pages deep. Threesome scenes like Lena Get Her Groove Back and taboo movies like Petite Teen Wants Her Black Stepfather would easily be worth your time even without the AVN Awards Winner badge on the previews. Squad Goals features Abella Danger, Keisha Grey and Karlee Grey, which is really all you need to say to have me running with cash in hand.

One of the things Blacked does so well is first-time interracial scenes. The aptly named 18 Years Old Tries Her First Interracial features Crystal Rae receiving her introductory dose of BBC. It’s a prime example of why these guys own the genre so well. The girl is tiny compared to that monstrous thing, but she is eager, willing, and oh so excited. Sure, it hurts a little or a lot, but you can tell it’s totally worth it for all involved parties.

All the Greatest Sluts Getting Blacked

Blacked has worked with some of the top talent in the industry and a lot of up-and-coming new professional sluts. Mia Malkova, Lana Rhoades, Ariana Marie and Valentina Nappi have all done filthy interracial fuck scenes on the site. Valentina has an insatiable thirst for some rapper’s cock in her newest Blacked movie, which is something to think about next time you’re drunk and shouting Lil Pump lyrics on the toilet. You’re probably next, you irresistible stud.

After I watched one of Abella Danger’s movies on Blacked, I ended up falling down the rabbit hole of scenes with the Big Ass tag. Black dudes appreciate a big round booty, and so do I. This broad Goldie will satisfy your Iggy Azalea fantasies and Valerie Kay is always a pleasure to watch bouncing around.

The site is laid out and organized well, so it’s easy to just kind of follow your dick around as you peruse the black-on-white sex movie stash. The production standards are consistently high and the girls are consistently hot, so I didn’t run into any wiener-softening duds while I was running my greasy hands through the collection.

Blacked is a site that barely needs my seal of approval, but it gets it anyway. You don’t win armfuls of AVN and XBIZ Awards sitting on your thumb. Spend a few minutes looking at the previews and you’ll see that the interracial porn here is miles ahead of most of their competition. The setups are believable enough to really immerse you into these BBC-laden hardcore fuck scenes, and the talent is fucking unbelievable. Crack a 40 of your favorite malt liquor and enjoy.