Back when everyone’s favorite superhero was Batman, Superman or Wolverine, I was really into Underwear Man. He’s something of an unsung champion of perverts everywhere, and he wears my sister’s used panties over his head like a mask. His power is an erection harder than rock, induced by the flowery scent of my sister’s crusty drawers. I’d wager any man to catch a whiff of sissy’s poon would become superhumanly turgid, but maybe I got a little extra excited because Sis Loves Me.
SisLovesMe.com doesn’t have any masked superheroes, but the whole site has that delicious aroma of sisterly love. The site is only a few years old, but they are part of the TeamSkeet Network, so you know you’re not going to be whacking off to some newbie porn studio’s trial run. I’m a fan of the company’s smut, but I’m an even bigger fan of incest movies about bratty teen sisters in compromising positions.
Show Me Yours and I’ll Show You Mine
I know they always try to put the best stuff on the landing page to seduce potential customers, but good fucking goddamn! The previews sliding across the top of the page show ripe, tight young teens whose faces would look a lot more innocent if they weren’t making goo-goo eyes at bro’s dick. One sweet young thing is even trying to fit the monster in her mouth, which really brings back some lovely memories. I had to click the Watch Preview button immediately.
The video is called I Must Have It, and I must! The preview opens with Alice March checking out her own naked body in the mirror. I don’t blame her, because if I was her I’d probably just sit in front of the mirror playing with myself until I starved to death. The hot little slut might need glasses, though, because she doesn’t even notice her stepbrother standing behind her until she turns around. I guess it’s possible he’s a vampire and this is a low-key goth incest movie, or maybe I’m just overthinking the fact that she couldn’t see him in the goddamn mirror.
“You’re my stepbrother,” she says, making a halfhearted attempt to cover those beautiful, luscious breasts. “You can’t see me like this!”
Thankfully, dude has some wicked pickup lines like, “I can feel your pussy, it’s really wet. Come on. Mom and dad are asleep, who cares?” Soon Alice is on her knees, expressing slight hesitation before wrapping those sweet lips around her brother’s shaft.
It’s just a two-minute preview, so we get a quick montage of blowjob, doggystyle, missionary and then cowgirl. The full movie is an hour long, and this 120-second highlight reel makes me really want to see the full thing.
Way Cheaper Than My Sister Ever Was
The regular price for a month of taboo sister sex movies at SisLovesMe is about 25 USD per month, which is a little less than the going rate in 2019. There’s also a yearly rate that breaks down to about 10 bucks a month, and a two-day trial that will rebill at 40 a month if you forget to cancel, you dumb sucker.
While SisLovesMe is part of TeamSkeet, it’s not included with the network membership. Some of the porn networks intentionally try to confuse you about what you are signing up for, so I really appreciate that TeamSkeet spells it out in their FAQ. If you’re already a TeamSkeet member, look for the “Unlock” ribbon over the SisLovesMe movies to get access to this content.
Shake Your Ass! Wash Yourself!
Once you get logged in, you’ll see SisLovesMe’s selection of newest incest movies stretched out across the page like a whole produce section of forbidden fruits. They’re updating at least once a week with exclusive premium taboo smut, which is a decent schedule at this price point.
There is certainly a lot of top-shelf pornstar pussy on display here. Jasmine Grey, Natalie Knight, and Gianna Dior have all starred as horny sisters in the last couple months. Hover your mouse over the thumbnail for a preview of Gianna’s POV cock-riding scene. I’ll definitely be checking out more of that later.
Goddamn, even the titles are sexy as fuck. Do I want to watch Stepsisters Cockriding Lesson, Moist Stepsister Massage, Clenching Her Cock Craving or Shake Your Ass, Wash Yourself? That last one got the Mystikal song stuck in my head for a split second before it was washed away by that perfect ass bouncing in the preview.
I’m in the mood for something a little bit more exotic today. I’m thinking Liv Wild, whose perfect body and beautiful, mysteriously ethnic face makes me think of tropical islands and bitches getting their asses jizzed on. Her newest movie on SisLovesMe is called Fucking Over Spilt Milk, and honestly I hope I can last more than a couple minutes before spilling mine. This scene is over an hour long.
Are You Sure That’s Milk?
Liv walks into the kitchen in the morning, greets her brother and pours a bowl of cereal. Dude is mad because she drank most of the milk already and mom just bought it yesterday. He doesn’t even mention the fact that she’s standing at the kitchen counter wearing almost nothing. When he dumps the whole jug on her, the wet top comes off.
The sibling rivalry continues with some boob grabbing and some threats to tell dad. When the hot little Latina climbs on top of him to smack him, he accidentally slips his Willie passed her panties and into her forbidden zone. It’s slightly awkward, but she doesn’t want him to pull out because it feels too good.
Their voices get breathy and low as they promise not to tell their parents. The naughty siblings give in to their desires. Liv starts sliding up and down on the pole, and then he gets her on her back to really make her moan. I love this girl’s sex face because you can tell she’s genuinely excited and incredibly turned on by brosef’s hard dong.
I put in a heroic effort at trying not to pop, but the POV from behind was just too much for me. There’s still a good 55 minutes left of the film, so naturally I had to hit the Download button to save it. TeamSkeet serves them up at five different qualities, from the toaster level 360P to a 1080p HD version that will eat up 6.5 GB of your phone’s SD card.
Better Than Growing Up At Your House
SisLovesMe’s collection of sister/brother porno movies goes back to 2016 and includes nearly 200 movies. I know some of you value shoppers are looking at that number and thinking it’s not nearly enough. There are premium sites out there with thousands of movies for about the same price. What makes this one special?
It’s the setups. Plenty of taboo sites just take a regular porn scene and add some phoned-in dialogue in the beginning about how all the players are sort of related. SisLovesMe really sells the incest angle with not only realistic banter between the stars, but also believable interactions. If you have siblings, you’ve probably had some of the same exact fights, only you settled them in far less satisfactory ways. I’m guessing you never got your dick sucked just because your sister drank all the milk.
There’s really not much to complain about on SisLovesMe. I guess if you want to nitpick, you can bitch about how it’s a TeamSkeet site that doesn’t include the rest of the network. There is also the standard complaint about any taboo site, which is the sad little dance they have to do to make the characters related by marriage and not blood. Have you ever noticed they never even use the word Incest?
SisLovesMe is a very easy site to recommend to anybody who loves both premium teen sex and premium incest porn. The girls are beautiful and talented, the scenes are very long and well produced, and the incestuous setups are some of the best you’ll see on a taboo porn site. Stop cranking it to half-remembered memories of your sister grazing your junk while playing tag. This site will fill your spank bank up with a whole new set of unwholesome fantasies that violate the laws of nature.
ThePornDude likes SisLovesMe's
- Weekly updates of premium incest porn
- Solid production and top-shelf porn starlets
- Good price
- Downloads included
ThePornDude hates SisLovesMe's
- Siblings aren’t blood-related
- Doesn’t include the rest of teamskeet