Once in a while you wanna kick back after a long day of work, whip out your boner and treat yourself to some quality HD porn with no niche or fetishes, just high-quality pussy. That’s what NubileFilms are offering you in spades. These bitches were wrangled from the far corners of the world to suck high quality US cocks and each other’s twats for good money under great lightning in front of expensive ass cameras.
I review a lot of unique and eccentric porn sites, and I gotta say this ain’t one of them. Now that’s not a bad thing, don’t get me wrong. NubileFilms has a lot of competition, but it encourages them to spit out frequent quality content. They’re smack dab in the middle of quality pornography and they’re damn good at what they do.
The guys I obviously don’t give a shit about, but the girls… my god. They’re all drop-dead gorgeous and wear sexy ass lingerie most of the time. I gotta admit, I’m a sucker for a tight ass in a thin thong. And if she’s wearing the garters and stockings to boot, I’m just about ready to burst.
Normal Porn for Normal People
Most of the content on NubileFilms has that strong vanilla vibe that US pornography has been perfecting over the past 20 years – High resolution, high-quality sex scenes, with a lot of repetitive penetration and chicks that act like the lights are suddenly going dim and cum is the only cure for blindness.
I mean these girls suck cock like that’s what they were put on this Earth to do – like they’re on death row and cock is their last meal. I gotta think that part of the reason they’re so thirsty for the love juice is that they’ve starved themselves half to death and creampies are the only pastries allowed within 20 feet of their mouths. That may well be the truth – these bitches are skinny as fuck, and I like them that way. No-one likes a chubby whore, am I right?
Two’s a Party, Three is a Crowd
For the most part, NubileFilms offers two-way fuckfests either between a beefed-up macho man and a tight ass little cunt, or two chicks that live to feast on pussy juice. You’re also gonna find a few solo acts, where these whores diddle themselves around an expensive porn set, bending over backwards, begging you for cock.
In between, you’ll also find a lot of videos with more than two people, usually one-guy-two-girls threesome situations. I gotta say, these are probably my favorite. Of course, I hate the fact that there’s a dude in the scene, but it doesn’t matter – because when one of the girls is getting plowed into a coma, the other one is there trying hard to catch all the sex juices in her mouth.
Slow and Steady Wins the Cock
Most of the videos on NubileFilms are way shorter than average. – Between 15 and 20 minutes. You’d think that at that length the director would have these girls stuffing as much cock in as many holes as possible, with as many positions as they can cram in, so that you get some diversity out of every video. Nope.
Every single video feels like a slogfest through the artistic exploration of the female form. – It’s as if you got a fag to direct and record two straight people having sex, and he kept telling them to slow down so the camera could really soak in all the various shapes of the female vagina. I don’t like it. I don’t watch porn for the articles – I want hard action.
If you’re one of those touchy feely kind of guys that tends to swoon whenever a chick looks at him, well, you’re gonna love this site. The camera is constantly trying to keep the girls in a wide shot, with very clean focus, so you can see as much of them as possible at all times. It almost feels like you’re watching a fashion show rather than a porno.
Now I’m not trying to say that there’s no smut on this site. Don’t get me wrong, this ain’t no soft-core porn situation. You get that deep ass camera angle into the chicks’ assholes all the time. And you’ll see a lot, and I mean a lot of scenes where bitches will come gallons of she-cum onto each other’s faces. I’m just saying that the director really loves his actresses and he’s more focused on documenting what they look like than he is actually instructing their co-stars to fuck them harder so they can actually cum. If you’re a real gentleman like me, you want your whores to cum at least four times during one bang session. You don’t get any of that here. I haven’t seen a single convincing female orgasm my entire time on the site. That is, unless you count those money shots when the girl starts squirting pool-loads of girl-cum onto her friend’s face.
But that just means that the men that work for NubileFilms can’t satisfy their women, or they just don’t want to do that. I understand what they’re going through – a woman who doesn’t get to climax, has to stay in heat. She’s more useful that way. But at the very least you could give her more than 20 minutes of fuck time then, and really get your money’s worth.
Is NubileFilms for You?
Here’s my breakdown, because this site is definitely not for everyone. If you’re a filthy pervert who likes degrading women and watching them cum over and over again, then no, this site is not for you. If, however, you are so in love with women’s vaginas that you’d like to put up posters of labias allover your apartment, then you might have come to the right place.
Do you like staring at beautiful women on public transportation? Are you a 6 who only resorts to dating 9s and 10s? Do you believe that a woman who has any amount of belly fat is basically unfuckable? Yeah, then you’re definitely in the right place. Crack open any video on this site and you’ll be greeted with high res, wide-angle shots of women’s naked bodies in artistic perfection. If I had to describe this site in three words it would be: “Playboy in Motion”. It’s the same principle – this idea that naked women are so beautiful that they don’t need to whore around too hard to satisfy you.
From the Heart
Finally, if you or someone you know has just turned 18, consider an immediate subscription to NubileFilms. These chicks are gorgeous and the porn is… wholesome. If you got an adolescent son and you don’t want him to turn into a complete pervert like yourself too soon, then start him off slow with a subscription to this site. He’ll think he’s hit the motherlode, and you’ll know that he’s jacking it to the porn equivalent of a lukewarm shower.
How’s the Site Design?
It’s definitely one of the better ones I’ve reviewed. There’s a high definition picture gallery for every video, in case you’d like some quality ass stills from the action. There’s a blog where you can read about current and upcoming videos, and of course, there’s the videos themselves.
The site is dark, minimalistic and works great. No lag, no problems, no fuss. Of course, there’s also previews for videos before you even sign up so you know what you’re getting yourself into. And there’s a surprising lack of ads and cross-network links. For the most part, you’re just shown a ton of quality shit that’s all set for your viewing pleasure.
Do I recommend it?
Let’s cut the crap – this is a vanilla-ass website. I don’t care how hard the girls squirt or how loudly they crave the cock. This site is the missionary position of online pornography. It’s not exactly my cup of tea. I like my bitches humiliated and drenched, regretting their life choices.
If, however, you’re the kind of hetero fag who likes writing love songs and taking long walks on the beach, well, you’ve found your porn haven, what can I say. Start with the girl on girl vids, so you don’t turn completely gay right after your first video.
ThePornDude likes Nubile Films's
- Porn stars. They’re 9s, they’re 10s, and they all look fucking delicious
- Video quality. If I can see the bumps on their nipples, and the exact wetness of their pussies, I’m exactly where I wanna be.
- Pricing. $9 a month is a very decent price, and they’ve got a shitton of videos too.
ThePornDude hates Nubile Films's
- Pacing. The vids are too calm and slow. These cum dumpsters need to be fucked harder and that’s a fact.
- Lack of fetishes. Needs more cumswaps and ass to mouth shots.