Any straight guy with a functioning dick and basic internet access has definitely heard of the famous porn studio, Reality Kings. Founded in 2000, Reality Kings has become one of the top studios when it comes to hardcore professional HD studio porn. In fact, between producing consistently hot videos with some of the sexiest porn starts in the universe and some pretty impeccable marketing and product placement on free porn tubes like Porn Hub and Red Tube, Reality Kings as a brand has pretty much become synonymous with “quality.”
As a part of the Mind Geek empire, Reality Kings is one giant piece of a much larger porn conglomerate (a cunt-glomerate, if you will). Mind Geek, along with Reality Kings, also owns key players in the porn space, such as Brazzers, Digital Playground, Men.com, Twistys, and Babes. Not to mention the fact that this corporation is also behind the mighty and untouchable Porn Hub Network, giving us all our favorite free faps from sites like Porn Hub (obviously), Red Tube, Porn MD, Thumbzilla, Tube 8, and You Porn. Every year it seems Mind Geek comes closer and closer to a full-blown porno monopoly.
But, hey, I could give a fuck less about the corporate structure, so long as the porn stays being the best in the industry and the girls keep getting hotter with every release. And that seems to be exactly the case with Reality Kings. Not only has Reality Kings debuted some of the hottest names in porn to date, they are also the geniuses behind some of your favorite series (whether or not you were even aware of it). Here is just a little taste of the series that Reality Kings has given us over the years: Dare Dorm, Mike’s Apartment (remember that? That was one of the very first porn sites I remember seeing as a teenager), MILF Hunter, We Live Together, Big Naturals, GF Revenge, Moms Bang Teens, Crazy GFs, and Captain Stabbin’.
It would be hard to overestimate the amount of influence that Reality Kings has had on the porn industry over the nearly two decades that they have been at it. Not only do they keep producing high-quality content with the highest quality girls in the industry, but they are also trendsetters. Their unique brand of gonzo porn, it could be argued, basically initiated the reality-based porn craze that is still being cashed in on by other studios to this day. You gotta pay respects to the originators.
Navigating Through the Portal
When you first log into Reality Kings, it could be a little confusing to figure out where you need to go in order to access your porn. Instead of being redirected straight to a specific page for RK, you will, instead, be brought to the Mind Geek signature Porn Portal (allowing you access to any of the numerous Mind Geek sites … it’s basically a way for them to try and upsell you to all sorts of different subscriptions and content, don’t fall for the traps).
In fact, just to make your life a little easier (and because I’m such a nice fuckin’ guy), I will help direct you to where you’ll need to go to skip all the bullshit and just watch the porn you paid for. Try not to get too distracted by the glossy and sexy ads for all of the other sites and additional channels that will pop up the very moment you log in. Instead, go straight to the portal site menu bar at the top of the page.
You’ll find Fuck Now (ignore that, it’s nowhere near as good as it sounds), Networks, Sites, Channels, and Video on Demand. See, pretty confusing, no? Is RK a network, a site, or a channel? It is, indeed, considered a Network according to the porn portal. So, hover your mouse over that section. A dropdown menu will appear. Find Reality Kings, click it, and you’re good to go. Now you should be out of the minefield of temptation that is the Mind Geek Porn Portal. You’re welcome.
Sleek, Modern Site Design
Now that you’re safely inside of the Reality Kings fortress, you can begin having all the fun you want! At the top of the RK home page, you’ll find another site menu (this one is specific to RK, so you’re safe). Below that is a banner with a carousel of different promotions and ads sliding by periodically. Feel free to check out a new video if it looks fap-worthy, or if you really want to spend more of your hard-earned cash, go ahead and upgrade with one of the other RK-specific upsells they’ll have available (when I visited, it was “Unlock Downloads,” allowing you to download any RK video in HD).
Above the promotional banner, you can navigate the site by clicking on Explore (dropdown: Videos, Pictures, Favorites, Watch Later, History), Girls, Sites, Categories, Live Cams, Meet & Fuck (again, not worth it), Specials, or whatever bonus scene they are offering that month from another network. Below the promotional banner, you can browse the Reality Kings video archive the old-fashioned way. Scroll down to see Most Recent Videos, Trending Videos, Recently Active Models, and Top Scenes from the featured site that month.
Basically, Reality Kings offers just about every feature you would expect from one of the top professional porn studios in the world. You’ve got video streaming in HD, 1080p; a sleek, modern-looking, perfectly capable, user-friendly site design; and some handy user features to help you keep track of and rate your porn (a record of your RK browsing history [what videos you clicked on], and the ability to save videos for later with the click of a button).
Some Missing Features, But Oh Well, the Porn Makes Up for It
Actually, though, now that I think about it, there is one feature that seems to be glaringly missing on Reality Kings: comments. I don’t necessarily need comments, personally, to enjoy my porn. I could take them or leave them. Sure, sometimes they can be entertaining to read through, but they don’t enhance the experience for me. I’m not exactly getting turned on by reading the stupid shit that other dudes had to say about the porno while they were fapping to it. But, then again, a lot of people really seem to enjoy the ability to voice their uninformed and uneducated opinions online, so this feature might be missed by some.
All I really care about when it comes to my porn sites is – you guessed it – the porn! If it’s high-quality porn with amazingly hot sluts getting fucked well in it, I could care less about anything else (except for site design … that is always important too). And Reality Kings certainly delivers when it comes to porn quality. Plus, they have some of the sexiest girls in the biz – I’m talking Riley Reid, Dillon Harper, Mia Malkova, Tori Black, Kimmy Granger, Abella Anderson, Fae Reagan, and my personal favorite starlet, Jynx Maze, just to name a few. The Girls section of Reality Kings is basically just a list of all the A-list porn stars in the industry.
Show Some Love for the Ladies
Another thing that I appreciate about Reality Kings is the fact that, speaking of their Girls section, each vixen has her own detailed and informative profile that features not only all of her RK videos, but an in-depth bio and some basic stats as well. I always appreciate it when sites give their girls the credit and recognition that they deserve. After all, if it weren’t for the leading ladies, there would be no porn industry to begin with. It is crucial to give them all the respect. Plus, it can be fun to learn a little bit about your favorite girls – it adds a whole new element to the experience of jacking off to them. But be careful, don’t get too obsessed! With some of these girls, it could certainly be easy to fall in love…
I don’t think I need to go into too much depth about the quality of Reality Kings porn. We’ve all seen it. We all know that they are the cream of the crop as far as reality-based gonzo porn is concerned. If you haven’t ever seen a Reality Kings scene, where the fuck have you been? Go over to Porn Hub or Red Tube immediately and brush up! Fucking slackers … but, honestly, even if you just took a roll of the dice and signed up for a membership to Reality Kings having never seen their content before, I promise you that you would not be disappointed (assuming that you don’t have some weirdly specific fetish that is the only thing that gets you off).
All in all, if you can afford to scrape together the extra cash, Reality Kings will be worth the money. Tons of great porn (almost 20 years of it) to enjoy, the hottest girls in the industry, great site design, and regular new uploads. What more could you want out of a porn site? Pay the money if you can and subscribe … help support the girls!
ThePornDude likes Reality Kings's
- Amazingly high-quality pro porn
- Only the hottest girls
- Good site design
- Porn star bios and info
ThePornDude hates Reality Kings's
- Constantly trying to get you to buy more shit
- Not many extra features
- Some sites lack updates