Jules Jordan

The Internet is such a wonderland of pornography that sometimes it’s almost overwhelming. Sometimes you get the Netflix syndrome and end up browsing the tubes for hours with a semi, just looking for something to help you polish the pole. It’s a lot harder if you’re looking at the random mix of bullshit on the free tubes, but aiming your browser at a known quantity can help. JulesJordan has been making dirty movies for a couple of decades now, earning himself a goddamn fuck-ton of acclaim along the way.

JulesJordan.com has been online since 2001, but Jules actually directed his first full-length sex film in 1998. Live Bait starred a porn slut named Chastity who was working for World Championship Wrestling at the time. She helped get the flick the attention it deserved, launching Jules to porn superstardom. The rest is history. The award-winning pornographer’s profile continues to grow, and the site currently gets almost 20,000 viewers per day.

A Walk Through Pornographic History

Some of the younger perverts might load up the landing page to JulesJordan and think that Jules is one of the hot, sexy sluts on the page. I mean, despite the fact that these girls have different faces so they can’t all be Jules, that’s just a reasonable assumption. You see a human name in a porn site title and you naturally assume that person is who you’re going to be whacking off to.

The older perverts know the truth though. Even if you don’t know his name, you’ve definitely cranked your shaft to his material. He won his first FAME award in 2006, his first AVN and XBIZ awards in 2007, and his first NightMoves award in 2008. He’s wrapped up a few dozen accolades and a handful of nominations, so he ain’t a nobody. Hell, Jules is one of very few porn industry people famous enough for his own Wikipedia page.

I love that this dude got into the business as a clerk in a video store before becoming a gonzo pioneer. See? There’s hope for all you wage slaves hoping to break into hardcore pornography. He went from rewinding VHS cassettes that unkind customers didn’t to shooting flicks for Evil Angel and Kink.com.

Naughty Teens and Established Porn Queens

Yeah, I know. You didn’t come here to stroke your penis to a history lesson. Thankfully, there’s not much text on the screen once you hit the Enter button. The whole screen is covered in naked flesh, giant titties, as well as mouths, pussies and assholes being penetrated by monster cock. There are some words on the screen, but they’re more titillating than educational: It’s a Dream Cum True – Gianna Dior and Alina Lopez Share a Cock, Naughty Slut Puppy Autumn Falls Shows Us That 18-year-old Teens Can Be Sluts Too, and Jane Wilde Wants Dredd’s Big Black Cock up Her Tight Little Asshole.

Gianna’s been one of my favorites for a while now, and this site is actually home to her first interracial scene. She ain’t the only top-shelf slut on the menu here, though. Jules works with a lot of the professional whores you’ve been fantasizing about for years. Riley Reid, Lana Rhoades, and Kissa Sins are among JulesJordan’s Most Popular Models.

The Latest Updates show premium 4K scenes added every three days, and good fucking God, they look hot. In the past couple weeks, they’ve added poolside sex, gaping, an Interracial Monster Cock Challenge, and a really killer cardio workout video that ends with a messy facial. Yeah, I feel that. Most of my exercise is sex-related, too. You should see the size of my goddamn forearms.

I watched the one-minute preview for Young and Glamorous 18-year-old Teen Natalia Queen Is a Very Naughty Slut. Years ago, I saw a movie called Free Willy, and ever since I’ve always been worried that movie titles will mislead the hell out of me. JulesJordan is spot on with this one, though. Natalia is one dirty girl. She gets pussy juice all over the couch while getting fingered, sucks dick and licks balls, and gets her butthole fingered while her cunt is stuffed, screaming and moaning the entire time.

Step Up, Buy Your Ticket, Jack Off

A monthly membership to JulesJordan.com will run you 30 USD, the same as most of the other guys. Most of the other guys aren’t established, award-winning royalty in the porn business, and most don’t update every three days. You also get free access to ManuelFerrara and SpermSwallowers, so it’s a pretty damn decent price point.

Membership rates are lower if you sign up for 90 days or a year. They’ve got a two-day limited trial for five bucks, but they bill you for the standard rate if you don’t cancel before it’s up. That’s better than a lot of sites who hit you with an inflated rate if you don’t back out in time.

Asian Sluts Doing Anal Sex

I had Chinese for lunch, and while I didn’t end up finishing all of my rice, I did end up with a serious craving for Asian anal sex. Fortunately, a recent 30-minute scene on JulesJordan features Saya Song taking it in the mouth, the twat, and up that gorgeous butt.

The movie opens with some killer shots of Saya showing off that sexy body in a dress that hides basically nothing. I think the little chick just moved into a new mansion, because the place is big and spotless and has like two pieces of furniture. I feel you, Saya. The first thing I do when I get a new place is wander around posing seductively. Like her, I like to roll on my back on the hallway floor with my legs spread and up in the air. It really helps break in the new carpet.

It’s a slow tease, but the girl does it beautifully. We don’t even see nipples until a few minutes in. When Dredd shows up, he’s sitting on a chair fully naked and aroused, watching her. Holy fucking shit, that dude’s shaft is as big as her leg! I hope he doesn’t split the little bitch open, but it’s not like I’m going to stop watching if he does.

Saya is a goddamn trooper, that’s for sure. Just 10 minutes in, Dredd is fucking her face while she gags loudly, goes cross-eyed from the utter onslaught of cock, and never once tries to take it out of her mouth. Slipping the BBC into that tight Asian cunt takes a couple whole minutes of moaning, squealing, and saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God oh, oh, oh my God, it’s so big!”

This girl is a genuine nymphomaniac. Just look at her face as she takes it in her holes. That ain’t phoned-in passion you’re watching. JulesJordan wouldn’t be such a big name in the business if he didn’t score the best talent in the whole fucking industry. Thanks, Jules!

Bust a Nut Now, Save Some for Later

Unlike some of the other big sites, downloads are included with your standard membership at JulesJordan. Once the bitch was gaping, I knew I needed this one for my collection. I don’t always get Internet in my underground sex bunker, but the site offers downloads from 360P all the way up to beautiful, crisp 4K.

Each movie also comes with galleries of posed shots and stills from the scene. I saved a few of the ones with Saya gagging on that massive, fleshy tube, and somewhere her butthole is all stretched out. I must have been distracted by her ass before, because I just noticed she’s wearing spiked Chun Li bracelets. Those of you who spent your youth masturbating to Street Fighter II are in for a real fucking treat.

Added all together, you get a pretty goddamn good bang for your buck with this site. The steady updates of 4K porn and bonus sites make for a pretty good package by themselves, but the offerings on the menu here are truly world-class. Jules Jordan has proven himself repeatedly over the last couple decades, and the smut you’ll watch on JulesJordan.com is just lining him up for another series of awards and accolades.