Do you ever feel like checking out some great old-school pornography? It is very likely that the idea has crossed your mind at least a few times, and there’s nothing wrong about this. Matter of fact, I have exactly what it is that you’re looking for right here, and you will surely love the website your good friend will introduce you to right now. The page in question is VideoBox.com, and it is indeed a corner of the internet, which deserves a whole lot of your attention. Both people who like paying for their pornography and have high expectations from premium pages and folks who do not like pulling their wallets and spending money when it comes to pornos will love this website right here. However, I believe that you will get the best out of this page right here if you decide to pay for its content, seeing as there’s just so much for you to explore up in here that it would be shame for someone who’s sexually active in any type of way to miss out on anything in here. This website has a great navigation system, tons of new content added pretty much every few days, a bunch of famous names, HD movies, and so much more. Aren’t you curious? It would take a willpower that’s beyond human boundaries to simply “walk past” the website in question. Let’s jump right in and see what this little page right here is all about!
<h3>The starting point</h3>
So, once we’ve found out that this page exists, what is this one action that should kick off our exploration of the website? What’s a good way to being the colonization of VideoBox.com? Well, we should talk about the way the page works first off. This is just some man talk. You know what I mean, right? This is the shit that just goes skin deep and judges the fuck out of the book (or in this case, the website) by its cover.
First off, I need to justify the line in the intro, which claims that both people who do and do not like spending money on the internet will like. The rich kids and the working-class kids do not get along all that well most of the time. Don’t believe me? Well, just look at Russia in 1917 and countless other countries, and you’ll see exactly what’s up. Jokes and politics aside, I do believe that we should talk a bit more about this page and the way the movies here work. What’s so “free” about a premium website such as VideoBox.com? Well, not only does this page allow you to watch a bunch of movies without even paying a penny, but there are also tons of great pictures on it, too. I mean, free porn is free porn…and you have to appreciate it no matter where you find it, and no matter which form it decides to take.
Porn is just like water…it comes in various shapes and sizes, but no matter how you end up finding it, it still has some value. Well, unless it’s swamp water, you better not drink that! In the same way, you should also not care a single bit about bad pornography as stuff like that can truly pollute your brain, and we do not want that. I mean, you do know that pornography physically re-wires your brain, right? This is why you should make it so that you get used to “normal” pornography which exists within the corners of the norms established by our predominantly heterosexual society. So…guy on girl stuff is fine, solo girl stuff is fine, and threesomes which include multiple girls is fine. Gangbangs are kinda gay, threesomes with two dudes are kinda fine, but boy oh boy, you do not want to watch same-hole double penetration movies as those are absolutely gay. If rubbing dicks ain’t gay, then I don’t know what is.
Now, the “acceptable” types of porno movies I just listed are the ones that you will mostly find on this website, so you don’t need to worry about a single thing. Next, you should know that there aren’t way too many free videos on this page, and they also aren’t too long, either. However, this isn’t a bad thing, since they are long enough for someone to bust a nut. So, we should keep it to ourselves, replay the videos, and not get way too excited about a topic such as this one. Furthermore, I would also like to mention that there seems to be a lack of interracial pornography on this page right here. There aren’t that many black girls or black guys, which is pretty lame to some of us who are into colored gals. However, this isn’t that big of an issue to most people…so you might as well overlook this.
The longer premium movies are actually pretty good. The production value is great, so you surely won’t mind spending some cash on these masterpieces. There are multiple options for downloading, and you also get to see the thumbnails of the video in full size, which is also pretty great. I believe that this sounds pretty good to you so far…so we should get on with the entire thing as soon as possible. Let’s move on to the next section of this review. I’ll try to give it a somewhat creative name…I do believe my name-giving has been lacking as of lately, but issues like this are easily fixed.
So, if there is one thing that you lads need to be concerned about, that’s the premium movies on this page. I’m going to pay special attention to these because they come with all sorts of options for you. First off, you will find that there are lots and lots of info on all of these movies, and that’s pretty great to be quite honest. I mean, this is something that you absolutely have to appreciate. First off, I will talk about all the possible ways of downloading movies on this page. There is the standard download option in the far left corner of the website, and right next to it, we find the HD option. The average movie would take up at least one gigabyte of space to download, which isn’t too bad. Of course, if you want to download the non-HD version, then you should also consider the “large” version which usually takes up less space. If you want to take this a tad bit further, then you can also consider downloading the “MP4 Small” version of the movie, which really doesn’t take up a whole lot of space. Then, you are also given the option of rating the videos, and even viewing the thumbnails on the video. That’s great stuff, isn’t it? You can also create a small clip out of the movie you just watched, which is pretty neat. Of course, you are also given the option of downloading that same clip. Finally, it is also worth mentioning that you are given the option of adding movies to the stash. What does this mean? Well, that’s basically just the “track favorites” option, you should be familiar with it by now as every decent porn websites has one of those going on.
<h3>The info on the movies</h3>
Next, you should also know that every single one of these movies has an info bar right underneath the player. This is where you get to see the name of the female actress, the name of the studio which produced the porn movie, and you also get to see the name of the porn director. Then, there are some more unconventional things up in there. You get to see the number of times when the movie was stashed, and you also get to see how many times the movie was rated. You don’t get to see the actual rating of the movie you’re watching at first hand, though. At least that’s what it seems like. Then, you get to see the exact length of the movie, and you get to see all of the tags that come with the movie you’re watching. The owners of VideoBox.com place a whole lot of tags on every single one of the clips, which is pretty nice, to be quite honest.
This is one page that I would indeed consider paying for…you will surely see me coming back over and over just to experiment with the movies. Of course, this doesn’t mean that I will actually start downloading the movies from this page like a maniac…I might just stick to the trial movies and wank way as fast as I can in hopes of cumming in time before the clip ends. Then again, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, now isn’t it? I hope that you folks enjoy VideoBox.com as much as I do.
ThePornDude likes VideoBox's
- Tons of content
- Frequent updates
- Decent page design
ThePornDude hates VideoBox's
- Content should be a bit more diverse