Hentai Heroes

Any time you hear about those 100% free games, be on your toes since as we all know, things are not as they seem to be, most of the time at least. What I mean by this is that online games are never free. Sure, they are free to start and get hooked on but as you progress there is the pull to buy coins and upgrade your shit just so that you get the edge over the competition. HentaiHeroes has no competition, but you are yearning to check out all of the babes, so, the weak ones will pay.

This game is actually kind of cool. What immediately got me intrigued was that the graphics were cool. That Hentai look always had the appeal that suited my elegant tastes so I gave this game a try. I got the gist of it all quite fast since I am a freakin’ genius but I reckon that even someone who is not as talented as I am would get the hang of the game pretty fast too. What you have to do is click on the buttons and give orders to your main character what to do. The point of the game is to collect a harem of 50 babes and fuck them all. Whopady-doo! Tough to predict that, I know but it’s actually quite interesting. As you progress through the game you level up, use energy since fucking a harem is not as easy as it might sound, you have to spend money, women are known to deplete your wallet and there are other stats that you build upon so that you get that harem.

This game has soul. I’m not a huge fan of the Hentais and the Mangas but I noticed that this game is a sort of a parody of this culture. You can fuck bitches from DBZ which is a tell about what kind of a game this is. There are boss fights that resemble a WoW campaign and you also get to loot a rare chest or even snatch a girl in your harem. To nerds, this is heaven!

Now as far as the competition, it is all online. The way this works is that you fuck these well-drawn babes and by the way you perform, you collect points. These points are recorded online and are compared to other players so basically, you are competing with the rest of the players as to who is the best fucker in Hentai Heroes. In reality, you are competing about who can click better that mouse button and who has the most time to waste – not fucking girls! But for the game’s sake, let’s pretend that reality isn’t a factor.

The biggest appeal of this game is the way it is drawn. Seriously, the cartoonish look that it has is super sweet and at times it looks like a comic book. Along with the fact that it is highly addictive, I really can’t rip on HentaiHeroes much since it is shutting my criticism down in every single way that I can think of. When you reach the higher levels you have to wait for the update. The update happens every week so it is not like you can binge play the hell out of this game and develop a sexual disorder but you have to let up and wait for a whole week. Yes, I know, it can be frustrating since you do have a harem to gather but trust me, you will be fine. Calm down.

Also, the designers are on top of your addiction habits so they are giving you brand new quests and are finding clever ways to keep the game fresh so that you keep coming back for that spike that your brain needs. These fuckers are very good at keeping you hooked on these games and this is when they start pointing to those coins that I’ve been telling you about. Sure, you don’t have to buy them but after a while, you do get so into this game that you do want to buy the damn things. This is how they getcha and this is how you never get laid in real life! Stay woke people.

HentaiHeroes.com (often misspelled as “haremheroes.com”) is a very well made animated game. It has all the elements that will keep you interested and hooked on it a long time. Building a harem in real life is not something that’s going to happen for you unless you were born in the middle east but since you probably are not, here is a way where you can live out your dirty fantasies and be the center of feminine attention. The game is a cool vehicle to spend your free time when you want to get aroused a bit and be amused. All in all, Hentai Heroes is a game worth your time and I give it a 5 out of 5.