You like online competitive card games. You like hentai porn. Why not have the best of both worlds and play a porn based card game? Gone are the days of trying to play Hearthstone on one monitor while trying to jerk off to your favorite hentai porn on the other. You don’t get a good fap, and you’re bound to lose any ranked match you try and set foot into. I mean, you could try and jerk off while playing poker with your friends if you’re truly desperate, but that usually doesn’t go over too well in my experience. Don’t you fret. I have the solution to all of your woes. I’ve got an erotic card game that’s sure to satisfy your need for stimulating gameplay, as well as your lust for blazing hot animated sluts.
Cuntwars.com is a fantasy-themed porn card game with an awesome name. It’s all about recruiting sexy “bitches” with different abilities and facing off against a legion of zombies, demons, and an array of other creatures like that. It’s all about building a deck of fierce monster girls. The game is massively popular as far as porn-based card games go. They bring in well over 11 million horny chicks and dudes to the site every month. For a game that’s only been around since early 2017, that’s quite the achievement. And the game itself is all in browser. No downloads or anything necessary. Well, unless you want to play on mobile. You’ll need an app, but I’ll get into that later.
When you first head over to Cuntwars.com you’ll be greeted with an animated scene of the main character “Adam” getting his dick sucked while he’s surrounded by a bunch of incredibly hot succubi and monster girls. Simply hit that big button that says play to get started. Though if you need a few minutes to fully experience that sign in screen I don’t blame you. From there you’ll get right into the game’s tutorial.
Game Liberally Dishes Out Drawing After Drawing of Sexy Content
Unlike other porn games, you don’t have to sit through hours of annoying, shitty gameplay before you even get a glimpse of a titty. Right away you’re getting guided along by this sexy fox girl in the bottom right with super perky tits, and she’s even spreading her ass for you so that you can see her pussy. And that’s only the beginning. You meet and fight other sumptuous babes who do all sorts of kinky shit for you. Man, that shit has already got me sold on the game, but let’s keep going.
The way the game works is that you have a hand of monster girls to choose from. You can place these babes in the front, middle, or back rows depending on their range and attack type. There are indicators on their card for attack power, health, and damage type. It’s sort of like Gwent if you’ve heard of or played that before. Your job is to take out enemies and kill the enemy leader before they kill you. Well, kill is used loosely. I think it’s more of a fuck or be fucked situation. It’s a simple game that’s easy to get the hang of, but actually being decent at the game requires some practice to hone your skills. Though the rewards here definitely keep you coming back for more.
Get Sexy Rewards, Build Your Deck, and Compete Against Other Players
Each time you win a battle you get this still image of your main character fucking or getting blown by the cast of monster girls you saw on the front page. When you win you get a chest of random rewards like cards, coins, and experience. Cards that gain experience can level up. When they level up they usually get even more revealing, and you also unlock sexy artwork for each of them. Throughout the story of the game, you unlock special erotic scenes. When you beat the first world you get this awesome animated blowjob scene, and you unlock quite a few of these as you progress.
Once you’re done with the tutorial, you can explore a variety of different features that the game has to offer. You can fight other players online to unlock rare chests, summon new bitches to do battle with you, and view a map that tracks what your goals are for more rewards. Getting new card packs is where the microtransaction bits come in. It’s to be expected, and the prices aren’t too extreme here. You buy in site currency (or earn it the hard way) and use that currency to buy card packs full of awesome, kinky bitches to add to your harem.
Just like any good multiplayer game, the overall goal is to increase your rank and ascend to the top of leaderboards. There are also seasonal/weekly events with special rewards, animations, and a bunch of cool shit like that. This is a fully fleshed out game with a ton of integrated features to keep you coming back for more. It just happens to be a really good game that also has beautiful and sexy erotic animations to go along with it. It’s updated very often, so you can always expect new content and events to crop up as you play. Right when you login you’ll have a full list of updates and events to peruse. It’s always worth checking out if you want to get really competitive and earn special prizes.
Fantastic Mobile App Available for Android Users
I mentioned a mobile app at the start of this review. It’s only available for Android devices, but it’s very well done. You can sign in to your account and keep your progress as you take this sexy card game with you on the go. The full experience is open to you. No limitations or any of that annoying bullshit that mobile versions like to do. It’s scaled well and formatted in a way that makes the experience great. No having to zoom in or small text or any of that. I actually prefer the mobile experience over desktop myself. It’s nice to be able to tap around on a screen instead of being stuck with a clunkier keyboard and mouse for this experience.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature about Cuntwars.com is that you get a fun game coupled with some quality porn. I hate porn games with shitty art styles, poor gameplay, and stingy sex scenes. This game is the opposite to all of that. You get beautifully rendered scenes with nut-bustingly good content, a game that is genuinely fun to play, and the entire game is full of fap-worthy pictures and animations. And it’s all free to play! You don’t even have to bother with paying for in site currency if you’re not bout that life. It’s earned frequently enough that you can play and rise up through the ranks without paying at all.
I also like that this is one of the only competitive porn games that I have seen out there. Usually, you get stuck with solitary dating sims or weird chat rooms with other players. In this game, you’re actively battling against other players for glory and sweet, sweet sex scenes as rewards.
My main suggestion for Cuntwars.com is to simply keep up the awesome work. The content is great, sex scenes come rolling infrequently, and the game is fun as fuck to play. Jerk off, play against friends, and simply have a good time. My only minor suggestion would be to work on the dialog at some points. It comes off as stilted and not very sexy in my opinion. But there’s not that much focus on the dialog to begin with, so it doesn’t matter much in the great scheme of things.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Cuntwars.com offers a porn game experience that no other games out there can. It’s got stunning animations and drawings of busty monster babes who are craving your cock, an active player base to face off against, satisfying rewards and competitive system, and plenty of seasonal events to keep you coming back day after day. It’s a solid card game that manages to seamlessly incorporate awesome lewd drawings and animations into the game. If you haven’t already, head over to Cuntwars.com and get fapping.
ThePornDude likes Cunt Wars's
- Fun and Sexy Porn Filled Card Game
- Incredibly Hot Sex Scenes and Animations
- Play Against People Online
- Completely Free to Play!