TS Escorts

Let me guess. You were beating your meat to one of the free tubes when you fell down the rabbit hole of tranny porn. Sure, your wife sucks a mean dick, but wouldn’t it be interesting if she had her own between her legs? Hey, don’t feel too weird. Even Justin Bieber is smashing shemales these days, though he’s aiming for the world-famous ladyboy pornstars at the top. TSescorts can help you find the more accessible TS escorts in your area. You may not be able to get down like Bieber, but you can totally rock some Eddie Murphy shit.

TSescorts.com has been around since 2005, but the site really took off in 2018. They’ve been getting a few million visits per month, and I’m really curious to know how many of those visitors are chicks with dicks and how many are just trying to hook up with them. I’m not a fag or nothing, but I do have a bucket of change I’ve been hoping to trade in for the blowjob at some point. Let’s see if this website can help me out.

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The first thing I saw on TSescorts was a selection of VIP Elite TS and Shemale Escorts. There is an Ebony broad offering 10 inches of fun, another Black chick with huge knockers and presumably a thick cock, and one in bondage gear with electrical tape over her nipples. That’s probably the tranny you want to hire if you’re looking to have your junk stepped on by some bitch dangling her own in your face. The VIP pics round out with a couple of Latinas in lingerie and a white t-girl who says she’s a Versatile Top.

It took me a minute to realize all of these tranny hookers are in my area. If you’re not using your browser’s built-in secret porn mode, TSescorts will use your location to automatically find your local TS prostitutes. It’s convenient as hell, but if you’ve got your browser locked up to prevent your wife and kids from knowing you pay for anal, just hit the Change Location link at the top.

TSescorts mainly operates within the United States, with a long list of American cities to browse hookers with penises. There are some listings for their neighbors up north in British Columbia, Ontario and Québec, and a handful of listings for the UK and the UAE. The pickings are pretty slim once you leave the states, though, so check out my full list of Escort Sites if you’re seeking some shemale love around the world.

Babes with Balls and Services to Sell

Less than a dozen babes with balls sprung for VIP listings in my city. Below them, the standard TS Escort listings start. It’s the standard grid view you see on most escort sites, with no explicit titties or genitals on display. There are plenty of asses in lingerie, cleavage spilling out, and tight, skimpy dresses that look like they’re hiding bananas or cucumbers beneath. These bitches want you to know how big they’re packing, but it’s apparently against the rules here to just straight up show you.

Most of the thumbnails seem like they’re trying to show you how passable their faces are. Lots of escort sites are full of sluts hiding their faces since everything on them happens deep within a legally gray area, but faces are really important to the kind of guy who pays to have his butthole eaten by a woman with an enormous wiener. You don’t want to look down and see a manly face lapping at your taint, now do you?

There are about 100 tranny hookers in my area, at least according to TSescorts. A series of drop-down menus above the selection lets me narrow down the sluts by Ethnicity, Hair Color, and Eye Color. The Endowment menu lets you choose how big those throbbing members are, and under Role you can choose a Top or Bottom, Versatile or not. The Video checkbox lets you narrow down the bitches who have little promo videos on their profiles. So many deep voices on these broads!

The Services drop-down doesn’t get as deep into the specific depravity as other escort sites, but it’s not so vague as to be useless. You can’t select desired sex acts like Fisting, Golden Showers or Ass-to-Mouth, but you can choose options like Incall, Outcall, GFE or BDSM.

Find Your Perfect Tranny Prostitute

You know, some of these TS whores are so passable that I can totally imagine some dumb fuck getting a big surprise when the pogo stick comes out. I mean, TS is in the site’s name and there are obvious trannies all over the damn place, but there are a lot of dumb motherfucker’s out there, too.

I got a pop-under for a transsexual paysite when I first started checking out the profiles on TSescorts. Escort sites are typically paid for by the sex workers posting their listings, so I was surprised to see spam here. Fortunately, it only happened one time during my visit. There is certainly not enough spam to get in the way of your evening with a blonde who has DD boobies and a 10-inch monster in her pants.

The profile pages all have the same setup. The babe’s name is at the top, right next to her phone number. I love that TSescorts doesn’t make you sign up or login just to view the contact info. That means less of a paper trail. Your wife’s not going to stumble on a registration email and ask why you signed up for a site full of ladyboy prostitutes.

Beneath the name and number is a small photo gallery. I’m looking at this thick Latina who describes herself as a Sexy Freaky Mixed Lil Mami, and nothing in the photos gives her away as a pre-op transsexual. This babe looks good posing in her lingerie on a hotel bed. I’ve seen some fugly broads on TSescorts, but this one is a legitimate trap.

There are some Personal Details listed baseball-card style. It’s a quick rundown with info like Name, Age and Location, as well as their Op status. That’s good news if you’re concerned about whether your tranny escort’s dick has been surgically altered with a scalpel. Personally, every time I even think of my little guy getting into a knife fight, I need to drink myself into a coma.

The About Me section includes a blurb about each chick and her Dick. Again, I wish these were a little more explicit about what kind of services are on offer, but I can appreciate the dance and the legalese. This Latina trap doesn’t say she’ll suck you off for money, but she does talk about her readiness and willingness to provide the relaxation and GFE you’re looking for. I’m guessing the “8-inch candy stick” she mentions isn’t actually a sweet confection for children, but might have just the salty flavor you’ve been looking for.

It’s Still Not PC to Bang Tranny Hookers

Most escort sites have a page with some short articles about how to safely hire and bang a hooker without getting arrested or catching a wicked case of infected genital barnacles. TSescorts, perhaps because it’s an escort site specializing in the classic third gender, dispenses with the typical health and safety routine and serves up some shemale reference material instead.

They’ve got articles explaining the differences between Transsexuals, Trannies, Transvestites and Transgenders, plus a long-ass glossary of Shemale Terms and Description. It’s very thoughtful and respectful, aimed at helping both you and your big-dicked hookers have a great time together. I find it pretty fucking ironic that despite all the respect on display here, the dipshit PC kids are still going to have a problem with the terms “tranny” and “shemale”.

TSescorts definitely has a niche audience it’s aiming for. Since you’re reading this, I’m pretty sure that audience is you. There are trannies on most escort sites, but the exclusive focus on shemales here makes it much easier for their fans to find exactly the type of well-endowed hooker they’re looking for. I found a bunch of TS sluts in my city, so you’ll probably find a bunch in yours. It doesn’t cost anything, so it’s certainly worth a look if you’re in the market for a crossdresser footjob or a shemale titty fuck.