Simply Hentai

What’s in a name? Well, if Simply-Hentai is to be believed, they’ve got a bunch of wholesome comic fun for the whole family. I’m only half joking, because any hentai site worth a damn is full of explicit and obscene violations of every taboo imaginable. Simply-Hentai gets over 15 million views a month, so I’m already expecting some truly kinky stuff. Vanilla comic book porn doesn’t pull those kind of numbers.

Free Sex Comics and Some Ads, Too

I’m guessing the typical nerd who beats off to hentai is smart enough to use an ad-blocker. That’s good news, because Simply-Hentai hits you hard right from jump. My blocked ad count is already in the double digits and my browser is telling me they’re blocking some potentially dangerous scripts. I’ve clicked nothing on the page yet. A couple of banner ads made it through.

The good news is that between the spam offering me boner pills and condom-free blowjobs from Asian girls, there is a ton of illustrated sex on the page. The Newest Mangas on the site are at the very top. There’s a pornographic variation of Street Fighter with a pretty clean cover, but the tags include Handjob, Group, and Anal. I think it’s queer, because they left out all the girls.

There’s a good mix of hentai based on existing pop culture and Original Work, which is labeled as such. There’s no obvious difference in quality between the two. Beside the glossy giant tits of Idolmaster is Original Work with a big-dicked futanari drawn with the same polished manga style.

Some hentai sites avoid the bigger names, presumably to avoid a potential copyright lawsuit. Simply-Hentai doesn’t give a shit, though! It’s littered with filthy versions of such beloved properties as Dragon Ball, Pokemon, League of Legends and Naruto.

Holy fucking shit, so much Naruto! I just realized you can probably track the average age of hentai viewers by what gets ‘em hard. People tell me I’m wasting my life, but you can learn so much about the world around you by looking at drawings of a gender-swapped ninja woman having her butthole eaten out by a sexy fox.

The front page includes a selection of Popular Mangas in English. I actually hadn’t noticed the flags until then, but Simply-Hentai appeals to a worldwide audience with more languages than I expected. You can spank your monkey to cartoon buttfucking in 9 different tongues. Tags are universal across the site, though, so it’s easy enough to find what you’re into if you don’t care too much about reading the dialogue.

Conveniently Delivered Breast Fondling

Clicking a thumbnail image brings up a preview box showing more information about the hentai. There’s a larger version of the cover, a list of characters and tags, and a few quick sample pages. I’m impressed with how efficient the presentation is. You get a very solid taste of what’s in the comic without having to open a new tab or window for any of the offerings you might be interested in.

A comic with some kind of mermaid or snake bitch in the thumbnail caught my eye. It’s called Hito No Ashi Yori Hebi No Ashi Miyo, which means absolutely nothing to me. Enter the preview with the goods.

Apparently, this is a femdom manga. The tags also include Glasses, Long Tongue, Monster Girl, Solo Female, and… Snake Girl! I guess she wasn’t a mermaid after all, and I’m very thankful to the English tags for clearing that up for me.

The quick thumbnails aren’t quite doing it for me, though. This one’s in black and white, and frankly there just aren’t enough bodily fluids flying around the page for my taste. I click the X on the preview and I’m still on the front page. Beautiful, clean, efficient.

I haven’t seen a ton of extra spam yet, but I really haven’t clicked around the site too much. My blocked ad counter is currently 111, which is fucking insane. You’re wearing protection, right?

I’m a real sucker for the freakshow element you get on any hentai site, and I was curious what the deviates at Simply-Hentai could do with Pokemon. While my own pocket monster is a force to be reckoned with and considered a deadly weapon in several states, this site’s Pokemon stash contains over 1,000 pieces of erotic doujinshi.

So Much Free Pokemon Pornography

How in the living fuck do you even start digging into a pile of Pokemon smut this deep? The site’s Series pages give you a rough overview of the content that starts off pretty clean and then devolves into keyword gibberish. After the blurb about Pokemon and blowjobs, anal and oral sex, the site hits you with the first brick in a wall of sex comics.

The standard sorting options are available. It’s arranged by Upload Date by default, newest first, but you can switch it to Popularity or Alphabetical. Fuck catching them all, I’m after the very best shit on the site. I hit that Popularity button.

Every page on every single hentai site is covered in an array of oversized breasts, crazy-colored pixie hair, and a number of schoolgirls completely disproportionate to real life. On Simply-Hentai’s Pokemon page, it’s also got Pikachus getting fucked, Weedles getting blowjobs, and Zubats engaging in sloppy orgies.

Nothing’s shocking after a few hentai sites though, right? The biggest surprise to me is all the human females depicted on the page. The number one Pokemon comic, Hell of Swallowed, features a Pokemon trainer getting raped by slimy tentacles.

OMFG Tentacle Rape and Slime!

Hell of Swallowed is actually written in Russian, but those English tags fill me in on what’s in store before I dive in. Besides the slime and tentacles, this kinky comic has Vore and Inflation action. Nice!

Based on those sleek previews outside, I was hoping Simply-Hentai had a similarly sleek hentai reader baked into the site. It’s really nothing to write home about, but it does the trick. The full comic page has a full spread of thumbnails and a download button. The downloads work alright, but all the files are hosted on third-party servers.

Individual pages from the books load on their own screens. You’ll have to tweak the screen sizing yourself, which is a pretty trivial inconvenience. There is a big message on the top and bottom of the screen about how my ad-blocker is probably going to ruin the experience, but I’m not falling for that bullshit.

One of the things I liked about Hell of Swallowed was that the slime flowed like a goddamn firehose out of fully uncensored cartoon vaginas. One of the problems with any hentai site is you’ll find a lot of comics where the dicks and pussies are obscured by bars or pixels. It’s definitely hit or miss on Simply-Hentai, but that’s a lot better than the all miss of some sites.

The organization of Simply-Hentai’s collection is kind of a mixed bag. While I really appreciate all the tags and the fact that they stretch across the languages, the big Tags page is kind of a mess. Part of the issue is that it isn’t even a page, but a huge gallery of pages and everything has thumbnails that don’t tell you much.

That said, the learning curve isn’t steeper than other hentai sites. It’s always much easier to navigate when you know what you’re looking for, and that’s certainly the case here. If you know the names of the hentai you’re after, or even typical hentai terms like yaoi and futanari, you’ll be fine.

Simply-Hentai’s real flaw is the massive amounts of spam that will do battle with your plugin the entire time you’re browsing the site. Despite the obscene numbers, my plugin didn’t seem to have a hard time striking down most of the offending advertising. My visit went smoothly.

I didn’t really see anything that lifted Simply-Hentai up and above most of the other free porno comic sites out there. I didn’t really see anything that made it worse, either. Simply-Hentai is another site offering simply hentai, and does an adequate job. Fans of the genre will be able to get their rocks off easily.