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Occasionally, we’ve got to get out of the office for some field work. At times it involves a no wifi and no signal kinda place and when the boredom hits you’ve gotta kick in some porn. But how? Well, take a glass of water and chill because I come bearing some excellent news: a site that allows you to download your favorite porn videos on your PC or Android devices and watch them at your convenience without an internet connection. I’m talking about Adult Offline, a site that supports all the major sources of smut and then some. Let not your job distract your porn watching habits.

So, this is basically what happens at AdultOffline.com: you pick a porn video from a list of supported sites (or the various links provided), click on it and the site provides you with a download link which you can use to download the videos. Easy as pie. Think of the site as some kind of a tube downloader where you can download all kinds of X-rated videos from pretty much any site including your Pornhubs, xHamsters, Xvideos and the likes. I know that probably sounds too good to be true so is there a catch? Are you required to part with a certain amount of money to get your filthy paws on the hottest porn? Let’s find out.

But first, what the fuck are these folks about?

The people behind the concept at AdultOffline.com obviously believe you should be able to download porn from any source out there for completely free and boy, do I absolutely love the idea! I’m sure not too many websites will share in my enthusiasm, but so what? Am I supposed to feel sorry for them? Fuck that. I’m sure you won’t give a flying fuck as well since all you care about is how to crank a good one to the hottest fuckers in the world.

Which takes me back to my question in the intro; do you need to pay for this shit? Well, these guys require you to have a lizard’s tail and two lion hearts before you can lay your finger on the content. Of course, I’m fucking kidding. All the shit on AdultOffline.com is available for free. You may now breathe.

The design could with a bit of work though

For all the site’s promises of the Holy Grail, their design has been checked by the numero uno porn don and has been found wanting. It’s simply awful. Maybe it was designed by a fucking feminist who had to try too hard to leave an impression she ended up ruining the whole thing. There is clearly plenty of work to do on the outlook and the way everything is arranged if the site wants to compete with the best in business. But hey, you are still gonna find whatever it is that brought you here so the poor design can be forgiven for now.

It’s not like the website has plenty of content on it anyway. These guys actually don’t have content at all; all they do is convert videos and make them easily downloadable and not much more. As a matter of fact, I feel the search bar located bang in the middle of the homepage will be your best companion since this is where you enter the URL to whichever video you want to add in your perverted stash.

Everything considered, you can’t afford to waste too much energy fretting on the way AdultOffline.com have designed their page. Granted, it’s a fucking eyesore and could be more attractive, but before y’all motherfuckers start to doubt my gender because of too much bitching, I’m moving on to better aspects of the site.

Better have plenty of disc space at this juncture

If you have been paying attention to what I’ve said above, then by now you must know that AdultOffline.com allows you to download all kinds of porn to your PC or Android device from pretty much any major XXX site on the internet for absolutely free. There is an unbelievable list of sites from which the videos are hosted near the bottom of the page. They have been arranged alphabetically to make your work easier and with a bit of browsing and clicking, you might be having the biggest porn stash in your entire neighborhood. Apart from the big names, there are also some not-so-famous pages which are also loaded with content you’d be interested in. Better check them out as well.

From the onset, the site gives you options to use when downloading. For instance, you can download by date from where you get the newest shit, by tags, or by porn stars with the site availing hundreds of the leading fuckers in the business including the likes of Tracy Williams, Vanesa Hill, Yuri Manaka, Victoria Sky, Mia Khalifa and many others. All you need to do is click on any of the aforementioned options and you will be amazed by the options. The site has availed hundreds of useful tags that should help you find both vanilla and freaky pornography without wasting too much of your time. It even provides a MB size feature that tells you how big the file is.

AdultOffline.com also shows you the most popular searches as another browsing option. From the options, I can tell that people have been downloading a lot of amateur, mature, teen, Asian and hardcore smut. If you need my advice, that would be a perfect place to start your porn hunting escapades. It’s always nice starting with what other sick fucks are busting nuts to before exploring other options.

The site is by default available in English, but in an attempt to accommodate as many pervs as possible, they have also included an option to change languages. Scroll down to the bottom of the page where you can change the language to German, Spanish, French, Hindi, Japanese, Russian, and Japanese among others. I just don’t know why they have not included Chinese. Maybe the site is banned in China? Be it as it may, I’d advise you to free up a terabyte of space from your hard disk if you want to leave a dent on the massive collection that awaits.

Downloading porn online made easier

It’s not every day you find a site that allows you to download porn, leave alone one that’s compatible with your PC and Android devices. These folks don’t just avail any porn, you’ll find X-rated stuff that you are otherwise not allowed to download which is a big fucking thing whichever way you look at it. Anyone who doesn’t care about the look of a website (fuck it, even those who do) will find AdultOffline.com the easiest way to expand their porn stash.

The site had it for me in terms of:

Great free downloads; there is no better way to put it. Any site that allows you to download porn for free is already in my good books even before considering the kind of content they avail. Download all kinds of porn you fantasize about for absolutely free. Great line up of websites; AdultOffline.com allows you to download content from the leading names in the porn industry and the biggest names can be found here.

Easy to use; you’d have to be hopelessly dumb to not be able to get in and about the site as it’s so easy to use. Finding anything is easy as pie.

No ads; incredibly for a free porn source, I didn’t come across a single advert which is a huge fucking bonus. Massive shout out to the people behind AdultOffline.com.

Possible concerns

Ugly ass design; the site’s outlook could be way better and I hope this is something the site will be looking at at the earliest opportunity.

What I think should be done

It’s hard to fault a site that avails a bulk of hot, downloadable, ball draining smut for free, but if only these guys added categories instead of tags. That would make locating of your favorite kind of porn so much easier. While at it, someone should look at the design as it is in dire need of a revamp.

Final word

Downloading porn might not be all that easy, but thanks to AdultOffline.com, it’s a fucking walk in the park. The site has availed an unbelievable amount of smut for users to download for free. No account required, no questions asked. What more could you possibly ask for? Download porn featuring the hottest porn stars sourced from leading players in the industry and even take the videos on the go as the site is compatible with Android devices. Downloading porn has never been this easy.