Streamate

Video chatting is so common these days that people often forget its filthy roots. Before everyone traded celebrity sex gossip with their mom on FaceTime or Skype, perverts were flashing their dicks and sluts were spreading their twats for their cams. That shit never would have taken off if it weren’t for camwhore sites like Streamate.

Streamate.com was registered way back in 2003, which suggests they know a thing or two about this whole live sex on webcam thing. They’re getting about 7 million visits a month, which is pretty fucking respectable, but they did have a sharp drop-off in traffic a few months ago. I’m kind of curious if they got screwed over by Google or they made some terrible change to the website. I guess the only way to find out is to watch some beautiful ladies shaking their tits over the Internet.

Live Anal Sex, Latinas and Foot Fetish Shows

Streamate has the familiar live cam site layout. A list of categories runs down the side of the page, offering up Anal Sex on 778 cams, Curvy sluts on 118, 43 Grannies and about 500 Latinas. Plenty of babes have their shows tagged with Big Tits, Housewives, Shaved Pussy and Toys. Nearly 1200 are willing to do Feet Fetish performances now. The numbers themselves are already fucking impressive; there are a lot of exhibitionists babes connected right this very moment.

The rest of the page is dominated by a thumbnail-style view of beautiful women who are currently live and doing shows. There are nearly 1800 models available. The default view shows Girls. I believe this total number includes Guys, too, but there are only about 100 of them. Sorry, fags.

Each thumbnail shows a camslut, often with her titties hanging out, along with her name, location and age. There’s also a star rating, which is a nice feature that I don’t often see on cam sites. That should theoretically help you decide if a babe is worth tuning in to watch strip or masturbate. The vast majority of the cam sluts here seem to have perfect five-star ratings. That could mean a lot of things: these babes are excellent and giving performers, the shows are cheap, or you’re just a bunch of no-standards-having motherfuckers.

I’m kind of leaning towards the first option. Even without selecting a category or trying to narrow down my options, there is a rich selection of sluts I’d like to see fucking themselves with dildos. There’s a 28-year-old redhead and AVN-nominee posing topless in a marijuana grow room, a tatted-up Italian girl with perfect fake jugs, and a thick Colombian bimbo showing off her bubble butt to the camera.

Streamate is truly an international webcam sex site. There are MILFs from Great Britain, buff chicks from Canada, and the leather-clad dominatrix is from Australia. There are also a shit-ton of American girls mixed in, a lot more than you’ll see on some cam sites. Yeah, that little White girl next door can put on one hell of a show, but I guarantee you she’s charging way more than the teen harlots from Estonia.

Awesome Asian Tech Support Party (Plus Lingerie)

This Asian hottie was squatting over her bed in lingerie toward the top of the page. She’s American and 34 years old, though I wouldn’t have guessed she’s MILF status. This broad looks like a ripe teen, flaring up my yellow fever really fucking bad. I hover my mouse between her ass cheeks and her self-description popped up: I’m cute, fun, sensual, and ready to drain your cock. Naturally, I had to check out her Party Chat.

Well, it turns out this chick doesn’t know how to throw a party. This has got to be the most stereotypically Asian shit I have ever seen on a webcam site. She was literally talking about software with some other user who was in a private chat with her. I could hear the ding whenever he wrote something and then she’d respond. The girl looked gorgeous in her lingerie, but I didn’t have any credits to get her into a private show or tip her to show me some of the vibrator and finger play she mentions in her profile.

Membership on Streamate is “100% free, forever!” That’s what they tell you as soon as you choose your username and password, on a page where they ask you to select whether you want to pay with credit card or PayPal. It’s a pretty fucking obnoxious setup, because they won’t even let you finish signing up for the website without your payment details.

“A card on file simply gives you the power to turn up the heat when the mood strikes.” Hey, I’m jerking off at the library today and the old lady behind the counter is the one controlling the thermostat. The mandatory payment information is not going to sit well with a lot of perverts. We all know the “free” in “free cam shows” comes with strings, but they’re usually not this tight.

How Many Online Fucks for a Buck?

It’s unclear how the cam shows are sorted on the page. I assume it’s most recent logins first, but I wish there was a way to rearrange it based on popularity or viewers. When you’re trying to jerk off to free shows on a site like this, you want a crowded chat room where other dudes are already throwing imaginary money at the broads.

I checked in on a Slovenian model who looked gorgeous, but was just sitting there not doing anything. Next I tried an American MILF, but when I tried to join her Party Chat, Streamate told me I’d have to buy my way into the semi-private show. This one’s a one-time fee of six bucks American, and I get to share the show with some other dudes.

Most cam sites use some kind of virtual currency that you buy with the real thing. Streamate just charges regular money. It seems like this might be a little more transparent and easier to work with, but it can potentially make this site even more of a money drain than other cam shows. They at least offer the option of setting a daily limit ranging from 25 to 300 USD.

Oh! There Are the Free Blowjob Shows!

You can pull up the Girls or Guys shows from the main page, but to get to that Trans or Couples entertainment you’ll have to use the Advanced Search. I was pleasantly surprised to find seven whole pages of Couples to watch on Streamate.

I click the very first one at the top of the screen and fuck yeah, I found the free live blowjobs! The slender young Hungarian brunette bobbed hungrily on her boyfriends cock, slurping and gobbling like she hadn’t eaten or had a drop of water in months. The horny slut is practically fucking the bed, grinding her pelvis against the sheets as she works on getting her dude off. It’s the kind of sexual enthusiasm you only get with real amateur couples, all streaming live from another part of the fucking globe. What a fucking miracle of modern technology!

The babe was caressing his balls and licking his shaft when the feed suddenly went dead. I got a message saying they were performing live, and I could join the Private show with other users for 3 USD a minute. There’s also a one-time activation fee of three dollars to enter, which supposedly I’ll get back and is just needlessly confusing. (The free public stream did come back a few minutes later, with the dude hammering away on her in doggystyle.)

My biggest complaint about Streamate has got to be the payment setup. I’m still fucking annoyed that I had to enter my payment information to even take a peek at the free stuff. My self-control has been decent today, but I didn’t even try to dial in my body type, boob size and show type preferences in the Advanced Search. Since the shit is already connected to my PayPal, whether I wanted to be or not, I’d better stay away from my dreamgirls.

If you’re not worried about depleting your bank account, the selection on Streamate is pretty fucking nice. I totally understand why they get such decent traffic even with the fucked-up payment scheme. It’s worth a look if you’re after some live cam action, but you’d better be careful with the tips.