Best Porn search engines you need to know about.

Google sucks, PornDude! I want adult search engines that show me useful results for pornography!

No shit. Remember when their motto was “Don’t be evil”? Now it’s like they’re the goddamn Taliban or something, deciding what we should and shouldn’t look at. Honestly, as the biggest and most popular search engine on the planet, I think they have a big, humanitarian responsibility to serve up that sexual content in a fair and reasonable way. If I do a search for “free hardcore anal fisting movies with Latina MILFs”, that’s exactly what I should find, and a really decent search engine would put the best porno at the very top, whether their prudish old grandma thinks it’s too dirty or not.

Thankfully, a handful of all-sex search engines are picking up the slack. They may not have the same, massive total number of sites indexed as the big G, but they have a lot more lesbian tribbing movies, interracial gangbang scenes with BBC coming at the bitches from every angle, and kinky fetish clips with leather-clad dominatrix sluts whipping the living hell out of their submissive slaves. The porn search engines on this list are the best on the web, which means they help you find the best free porno on the web, no matter what you’re into.

What kind of (HD) porn videos can I find on these porn search engines?

Allow me to answer your question with another: what are you into? I have to wonder if you’re new to the Internet if you don’t know how search engines work. These aren’t too different, they’re just better. You’ll never find a gender studies research paper when you’re looking for lesbian movies, and there aren’t any #MeToo blog postings if you search for revenge porn or rape. Type what you’re into into the search bar and maybe click a few checkboxes and boom! Instant amateur teen blowjob scenes, leaked celebrity sex tapes, and hentai music videos featuring anime sluts getting all their holes plugged up by penises and tentacles to a thumping techno track.

The only real limit is your imagination. Well, and maybe the law. You can still find tons of incest movies with mommies fucking sons, public park sex films in broad daylight with strangers wandering around, and even some of that weird furry shit your neckbeard cousin is into. Watch petite princesses, BBW whores, or thick broads with monster jugs and bubble butts. See them sucking dick, riding it, playing with themselves and eating hot muff. Witness it on video, in an explicit adult cartoon, or live it in mind-boggling 3D virtual reality on your crazy new, high-tech sex helmet.

What are the best porn search engines in 2019?

These porn search engines work by indexing all the dirty movies on as many of the free sex sites on the Internet as possible. The best ones have a huge list of sites to search through, which saves a ton of fucking time. Instead of searching for “golden showers Asian schoolgirl bukkake” on Pornhub, xHamster, XVideos, and dozens of others, you just have to type it one time. The sex searches on my list deliver the results with a minimum of pop-up ads for penile enhancement and horny local singles.

Most of these porn search engines have very similar setups, so you can just start at the top if you don’t want to read any of the reviews. PornMD, NudeVista, FindTubes and Rexxx are some of my own favorites, with literally millions of hardcore porn movies to sift through. Whether you’re looking for mature swingers getting their salads tossed or Ebony bitches getting titty fucked, you’ll find them here. If not, try Porndex or Ro89 next.

NameThatPorn and NameThatPornstar are a bit different, but excellent resources if you’ve been jerking off to the free tubes and fell in love with some beautiful professional slut whose name you don’t know. I love when I get all infatuated with some hot little nympho I saw juggling balls only to find out she’s also in a bunch of taboo scenes with her various stepbrothers. PornStarsByFace gets all high-tech with their porn slut identification by using face recognition and deep neural networks. Welcome to the future, you dirty fucking pervert.

Do these XXX search engines censor certain adult keywords or porn movies?

Man, have you even been paying attention? The whole point of these pornographic search engines is that they don’t fuck you over for being a horny dude the same way Google does. Have you ever known me to send you to some PG-rated shithole that’s been censoring all the good stuff? My whole job is basically waving a giant arrow in the air, pointing you to all the uncensored, hardcore smut that you want to jerk off to. These search engines don’t search through Disney movies or automobile listings, but you can find Aladdin parodies and drunk college babes sucking off strangers in the backs of their cars.

Go ahead and search for your deepest, darkest fantasies. Nobody is going to call your mom or the cops if you search for incest, scat, rape or lolicon. The worst that could possibly happen is that you’ll come up empty-handed and have to try the next search engine. The best that could possibly happen is you’ll find a treasure trove of that seriously filthy, depraved shit that you have been able to find anywhere until now.

Fuck Google! Make room you fucking beta! There’s a new porn king in town and his name is ThePornDude!

Thank you. I appreciate and agree with your assessment. I’ve actually been building my own throne in the basement out of an old toilet and some cheerleading trophies I found in a dumpster. I know my scepter looks a lot like a flashlight, but there’s actually a silicone butthole in it. When I’m not using it to point you in the general direction of handjob movies and bukkake clips, I use it to enforce the one role of the land: thou shalt stimulate your genitals while viewing Internet porn.

As a dude with a website, I’m forced to try to play nice with Google. They’re so big that they practically run the Internet at this point, so they get to set a lot of the rules. It’s kind of like how I was never allowed to fuck my sister back when I lived with my parents. You never know when they’re going to start cracking down randomly on some part of the online porn world. First, it was revenge porn and now deepfakes are at risk. I don’t think they’ll come after these free porn search engines, but they’re as unpredictable as a bunch of chicks. Just to be safe, you should probably bookmark this list and keep checking back often.