Is it just me or are half decent porn games few and far between? Yeah, there are plenty with flashy graphics, hot bitches, and alright enough gameplay, but why settle for such average games? You fucks shouldn’t be settling for some 5/10 butterface when you could be fucking a 10/10 dimpiece if you just set your mind to it. Yes, even you ugly cucks out there. It’s possible. But, yeah, I’ll admit that I can be a bit elitist when it comes to games.
I want a sexy, kinky game that will let me bust a nut, but that game needs to be good. I’m not about to fap to some half baked bullshit that some asshole spent a total of three hours developing, and the same goes for full-fledged games that bait you with sex for hours on end without delivering. Fuck that shit.
With so many disappointing games out there, it can be hard and time consuming to parse through all the bullshit. Luckily you’ve got me to do that work for you. And sometimes I get a gem thrown my way that somebody actually put some passion and time into. The game I’ll be delving into this time is called Trap Quest and you can find it easily enough at Trapquest.com.
The game has been in development since 2015 and is still in beta, but enough of the game has been finished to offer a solid experience. For a one man show, you’re getting a fuck ton of content. It’s amassed a decent following over the years as well. Nearly 500 thousand of you horny bastards come to this site every single month.
Game is in Beta and is Completely Free to Play and Fap to
A couple of bases need covering before I give you all the dirty details about this game. First off, it’s free. Completely free. You get exclusive beta feature access as a patreon to the creator, but you don’t need to do that to enjoy the full breadth of the game. Next, you need to download the game to play it.
There are a few options here depending on how you want your character depicted. It’s one of those games where you have a slutty avatar that changes as you go through the game, kind of like Corruption of Champions, but with an actual image instead of flavor text. And this avatar can be drawn, 3D, a compilation of porn images, and a couple other options depending on what you download.
Customizable Windows, Dark Mode, and Multiple Ways to Get Started
I’d just go with the basic version. You can always switch windows later if you want to see a busty 3D version of your slut. I imagine some of you might think this game is only about traps/trans babes. That’s what I thought at first, but that’s not entirely the case. Yeah, there are some trans fetishes you can explore and delve down into, but they are optional.
The game itself is about exploring a dungeon full of traps, puzzles, boxes, NPC’s, and more. There’s a fuck ton to this, and it’s definitely one of those games you can get sucked into for hours on end. It’s an erotic text adventure game, but with maps, hyperlinks, and graphics that make the experience sexier and more immersive.
The initial setup lets you customize the game window and even gives you access to a beta dark reader. I mean, that’s more than even some premium porn sites give you. Fuck yeah. And you’ll begin by going through a tutorial, which I highly recommend going through and not skipping.
Handy Tutorial Makes Sure You Know What the Fuck is Going on
It covers basic mechanics and how to play the game by running you through a trial dungeon. Not doing it would be like going and trying to fuck some bitch without knowing hole from hole. Now, that may play out okay with some really kinky babe, but odds are you’ll be heading home blue-balled with a black eye.
Sexy Graphics, Changing Avatar, and Tons of Choices to Make
You start the game by picking what sort of experience you want. You can start as a babe and get sluttier as the game goes on, or you can pick a dude and get sissified. Obviously, I went with the slut. You won’t change genders or anything unless you enable it. So, if you don’t want to worry about your hot piece of ass growing a meaty cock, then I’d just keep those options off. Though you futa lovers would have a good time with that.
Your character starts off naked and adrogynous, but that all changes as you go. Your stats will change, your personality will shift, you’ll find clothes, your body will change, and a bunch of other things that influence how the game progresses. And this is a very much play it your way type of game. The general goal is to navigate this trap-filled dungeon while keeping your slutty body away from NPCs that want to fuck your brains out so that you can escape and maybe find out who this mysterious princess is that made the dungeon.
Fuck Everyone and Everything in Your Path or Play it Safe and Avoid Danger
But you can also just say fuck that and go around purposefully hitting traps and getting some erotic sex scenes to fap to. The game is actually pretty well written for how much dialog and text there is here. I was impressed. And the features are intuitive and easy to use. You can click on the map or use written commands to move from room to room, examine objects, talk to other characters, fight, fuck, and everything else. There’s too much to cover entirely here, but suffice it to say that the game works well and the commands make sense. If you’ve ever played a sexy CHYOA game, then you’ll be right at home.
No Mobile Version Yet
It should be obvious, but this isn’t a mobile game, at least not yet. The desktop version is still in beta, so who knows when or if the game will get a port to mobile. So, instead of delving into that, let’s talk about the actual site. There are a lot of resources here aside from the game that you can check out. There’s a wiki, Discord chat, source code, reviews, art, dev plans, image sets, and plenty of other ways to interact with the game community. It’s worth checking out if you enjoyed fapping to the game and want to stay updated about new features and updates.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
It’s hard to pin down one feature above the rest for this game. There are a lot of cool features here that I haven’t seen done nearly as well anywhere else. I like that they went with a text-based game, but included some extra details that really take the experience to the next level. Sure, yeah, fapping to an erotic sex scene is great, but having some pictures to go along make it that much better. The dialog is decent and doesn’t feel stilted and awful like some games do.
The gameplay has a lot of layers to it and you’re not just stuck on one single track. You actually have choices that matter and make the game fun and hotter. Fucking has consequences, so you have to pick and choose who you want to fuck/get fucked by. The whole body changing aspect is great too. I liked watching my androgynous chick devolve into a cock hungry cum slut as the game progressed.
Most of my suggestions are minor. Overall, the entire game needs updates and could be more polished, but it’s still in beta so all of that shit should be fixed eventually. Some proofreading needs to be done. But, really, for a solo game in beta, it’s very solid. I don’t have any big complaints at all. It’s a fun game with interesting mechanics that you can bust nut after nut to. Not much more to say there.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, if you like text-based adventure games (looking at you nerds out there) then you’ll love Trap Quest. It’s sexy. It’s funny. It’s simply a good fucking game. You can explore dungeons full of busty babes, kinky demons, and so much more. It’s insane how much content you get for a free beta. A lot of work has gone into this and it shows. So, what the fuck are you waiting for? Go enter the dungeon and see if you’ll succumb to your slutty desires and fuck everything in your path or if you’ll take the modest path and retain your virginity.
ThePornDude likes Trap Quest's
- Sexy Text Based Adventure Game
- Immersive Graphics and Hyperlinks
- Free to Play!
- Plenty of Different Ways to Play
ThePornDude hates Trap Quest's
- Nothing Yet!