Are you one of those perverts who love to play the old-school porn flash games instead of watching actual porn videos? Well, you are more than welcome to explore everything MySexGames.com has to offer because this site is basically dedicated to that shit. Explore the site all you want, it is free after all; but if you want to know what the site is all about and whether it is worth the visit or not, stick around.
Outdated design, but lots of great content.
If you have read any of my other reviews, you will probably already know that I am fucking allergic to websites that do not look good, especially those that look as if they were created in the 2000s… such as MySexGames.com. However, for those who came here just for the free content, you should just skip on ahead, and read about their content.
The fact that you guys are able to offer some solid flash porn games, tells me that you are also able to create a better-*looking website than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. Sure, the site does not have to look too flashy, especially since all of your content is free, but a little work here and there would make your look much fucking better.
About half of the audience decides to give up on a site if the design looks hella shitty since that usually means that the content the site has to offer is not worth staying. Hopefully, that is not the case for MySexGames.com, because if it is, I am sure you will lose a lot of your audience. Keep in mind that creating a better-looking site is not that hard… so why the fuck are we still living in the 2000s?
On top of that, you will have the old-school ads on the side as well… so not only does their site look fucking outdated, so do their ads… and that got me very confused. Oh well, the ads are to be expected since everything this place has to offer is free, so they have to earn a living one way or the other. There is no such thing as a perfect site, and we all know that MySexGames.com is definitely not perfect.
If you are interested to know what the fuck MySexGames.com has to offer, you’ve come to the right person mate. I spend the majority of my time browsing for porn, and that is not only because I love to do that, it is also because I created a site to help everyone find the shit they are into, and when I start something, I like to be 100% dedicated.
Keep in mind that if MySexGames.com was complete garbage, I would probably not be here reviewing this shit, to begin with… but since I am, that means that there is something good about this place, and thus you should give it a chance. Of course, the site is free, so you cannot expect it to have 0 bugs, obviously; I mean, have you seen the fucking design?
What kind of content does MySexGames.com offer?
I am pretty sure that most of you fuckers skipped on ahead just to see what the fuck MySexGames.com has to offer, without actually paying attention to my intro. Oh well, I cannot blame you, as that is why I keep my reviews detailed, so everyone can find the information they are looking for. When it comes to the content MySexGames.com has to offer, it is pretty fucking random.
However, unlike how that might sound, having random content when it comes to sex games is a good thing; that means that MySexGames.com is filled with a variety of naughty porn games for you to enjoy. Since the site is free, you can explore all these hot games whenever the fuck you want, but keep in mind that due to their diversity, you are bound to have a love-hate relationship with them.
I say this because while some games are going to make you nut, others could make your dick limp… I mean, that is always the case when browsing the free porn games. This place is filled with those old-school flash games, and most of those games here are the point-and-click adventures. Of course, you have a little bit of everything, hence why I said that they offer a variety.
One of the first games I decided to check out was actually not that simple, and it featured a 3D model of the hottest Asian babe I have ever seen. You were given different scenarios and dialogs, and you actually had to pay attention to what the fuck you are answering, if you wanted to fuck the lovely Asian slut. Of course, there were also games that required no skill.
For example, you had the Pinocchio game, where the dude finally got a grown-up dick, but it will last for one nigh tor some shit. So, obviously, he has to go around and fuck as many bitches as he can, and the whole story is told through the speech bubbles. All you have to do is press next, follow the story and control the speed of fucking… quite fucking simple.
On the other hand, there was one game that was completely shit… like the animations were garbage, there was no story, nothing made it stand out. Honestly, if I did not know better, I’d say that a fucking idiot child made that shit, but that is fucking impossible. See, this is what I mean when I say that you have a lot of random crap.
One thing that is great when talking about such games is the fact that they are all HD, or well they tend to be. You do have the ‘realistic’ porn games, where real porn scenes will be used and those are usually of lower quality, but when talking about the actual flash games with normal animations and all that bullshit, those games tend to be HD.
Another thing I should probably mention is the fact that not all the games on MySexGames.com actually work. Usually, the games that do not work are the new ones that will be added soon enough, you just have to be patients. There are a couple of games that did not work for quite some time now, but those are very fucking rare, so I am sure that you will not really mind.
Plain search options and no special features.
Usually, the porn game sites will have a lot to offer when it comes to helping you find a game you want to play, but that is not really the case with MySexGames.com. The only form of listing will be mentioned on top of the site, where you can choose from some of the most common tags used in the pornographic game world; such as adventure, action, dress-up, cartoon, and puzzle.
You can also choose to list only the new games; in case you already know MySexGames.com and you want to see if they have any new additions. As much as I could follow, they tend to upload their site with new games each month, and the number of updates depends purely on them. However, it is still nice to know that this place actually has legit uploads, as most flash game sites tend to be dead.
I like to say that it all depends on whatever the fuck you came here to find, but there is a chance that you will have to spend a lot of time personally browsing through all of the shit they have suggested because of their search options fucking suck. You will be able to list their top-rated games, but that is about it. There are lots of suggestions for other porn game sites, for some reason.
When it comes to the user-features, do not expect too much from a site that looks like crap and does not even have an option for registration. Their community is invisible, but I know for a fact that people actually love to visit MySexGames.com and play the games here… given that you will have to spend some quality time searching for the perfect game for yourself.
Overall, I think that those who love to play porn flash games and do not mind when a site looks like shit will surely enjoy what MySexGames.com has to offer. The search options suck, so you will have to manually browse until you find the right game. There are many different games listed here, so that is a good thing. Enjoy!
ThePornDude likes MySexGames's
- Free flash games
- Simple gameplay, lots of action
- Hot cartoon chicks
ThePornDude hates MySexGames's
- Shitty design
- Some games are stupid and some do not work
- No useful search options…
- Annoying ads