I want to see funny sex bloopers, epic porn fails and hilarious WTF moments in the adult industry!
They say that laughter is the best medicine, but we know the truth, don’t we? Masturbation is actually the better medicine. Laughter might bring a smile to your face, but it doesn’t do anything about that ache in your balls. To truly be happy, you need to clean those fucking pipes all the goddamn time. Now, my doctor might be an absolute pervert who you can find on the sex offender database, but I think he’s really onto something when he prescribes comedy porn as a daily health tonic.
The weird sex and fuck flick bloopers you’ll find on these funny porn sites will help you bust a gut while busting a nut. I’ve trimmed the fucking shit out of this list to keep it down to only the true, sexy comedy gold. This ain’t some half-assed SNL bullshit with some vaguely sexual jokes trying to prove some point about #metoo or whatever is on the liberal agenda for the day. Follow these links to find genuine smut worthy of whipping your cock out and stroking it, but laced with enough humor and weirdness to keep your spirits as high as that raging flesh flag you’ve got there.
What kind of crazy sex videos of porn stars behind the scenes can I see?
I know you 4chan kiddies are probably thinking this is where you’re going to find the real train wreck shit, the diarrhea explosions from prolapsed anuses and animal sex orgies out on the farm. You’ll find a little of that mixed in with the pile, but for the most part this isn’t the section that’s going to make normal people want to puke. (For that, check out my Scat or Extreme Porn sections.) This shit is crazy as hell, but we ain’t quite in 2 girls 1 cup territory yet.
These sex comedy websites show fucked up bloopers like an Asian hooker who’s so banged up on Molly that she ruins a porn shoot, or some bitch deciding as she gets sprayed in the face that she actually hates the taste and feel of hot sperm. You can find ebony whores twerking in the ER and really freaking out the nurses, and nerds selling test answers for blowjobs. There are bad parenting videos and girlfriends getting fucked too hard in the butthole, bitches trying to eat cock the size of baseball bats and friends convincing each other to suck off strangers.
There’s a lot of good WTF fodder here with a huge injection of pornographic content. You’ll see a lot of bitches getting boned only to have some crazy shit happen: jizz in the eyeball, a roommate/boyfriend walking in, or a surprise urination all over an unsuspecting sex partner. You’ll see girls trick their friends into flashing the camera and memes of sluts pretending to piss in the urinal and ducks biting dog dick.
What are the best funny porn sites in 2024?
If you’re a regular visitor to The Porn Dude, you already know that I have kind of a fucked-up sense of humor. That’s pretty much reflected here, because the freaks who run these comedy sex sites laugh at things that make normal people cringe, cry or frown. That said, everyone’s sense of humor is a little bit different, just like their taste in masturbatory entertainment. You might laugh harder at some sites and get off harder to other ones.
I’ve been a fan of eFukt for a while now. I don’t even know where the fuck they get their content, but I guarantee you’ll see shit there you won’t find anywhere else. You’ll see Juggalo pornstars getting fucking weird in clown-themed orgies and wild, crazy chicks fucking around with actual hot sauce in their genital areas. These guys track down the most incredible failed porn shoots, from girls who don’t think it’s big enough to mentally ill prostitutes talking about being haunted by their millionaire sugar daddies.
Shooshtime backs up a little bit on the weird shit to show you more filthy sex, but you’ll still see whores falling on their asses after trying to bite open beer cans. Inhumanity features a lot of inhumanity, but it’s the funny kind like drunk couples getting caught having oral sex in the street. HumorOn and DaftPorn have similar formulas of hot women and sexual disasters, while 9Gag2 entertains with still images and porno memes instead of videos so it’s a little easier to enjoy on the bus or while sitting on the couch with your grandma.
PornDude, what’s the cringiest porn video that you’ve ever seen?
You know, my whole job is scouring the dark side of the Internet for the most hardcore pornography the world has ever known. I’ve definitely seen some really fucked up shit. That said, let me tell you about some really wild shit I just saw on eFukt.
There’s this video called Dad Gave Me Salmonella, which sounds like an abandoned gag from Freddy Got Fingered. This weird little broad finds her dad passed out on the couch and starts fucking him with a raw chicken that’s just sitting on the coffee table. She strokes it up and down on his erect, sleeping member and even rubs her own lollipop on it. Honestly, bitch? You just gave your goddamn self salmonella.
She wakes him up by cracking a beer loudly and then starts bouncing on his wiener, which by this point has been thoroughly marinated in raw chicken juice. I have to wonder how food poisoning affects a person’s ability to ejaculate, because the dude busts the absolute most pathetic nut I’ve ever seen. It’s just a few sticky white drops on a messenger bag, after which his daughter fills up the chicken’s gutted body cavity with “squirt”. Let’s be honest, though. That crazy bitch is just pissing in her uncooked food and I wouldn’t be surprised if these weirdos have it for dinner.
PornDude, I can’t wait to laugh my fucking ass off with adult humor and XXX comedy!
Laughing your ass off while watching porn bloopers and sex comedy? That actually sounds like just the thing you’d see on one of these sites. Maybe you should set up a camera or something to film the action. Oh, pop some laxatives too. That will increase your chances of “losing your shit”, literally, and you can post a video of laughing your ass off to adult humor and XXX comedy.
The funny thing about comedy is that most people just ain’t funny, no matter how hard they try. I see a lot of wannabe porn comedy sites hit the web, but very few of them are funny enough or sexy enough to make my list. What can I say? I’ve got high standards for both hardcore anal fisting movies and jokes about women gagging on off-color semen. If you think that twisted shit is funny, bookmark this page so I can always tell you where to have a good laugh while you fap.