Thumbzilla

Out in the wild of the digital jungle, there lives an alpha beast of the porn world. An absolute fucking giant of fucking. A behemoth of blowjobs and bukkake. A giant of gaping holes and gagging girls. All other porn sites in the digital jungle cower under this mighty site’s domination of the free porn world. Living deep in the caves of the Porn Hub network, Thumbzilla is an amalgamation of all the free porn tubes out there. Like Voltron, Thumbzilla combines all the best parts of sites like Porn Hub, Red Tube, Tube 8, X Tube, and You Porn to create what might be the ultimate porn aggregator site, endowed with the power of all Porn Hub network sites combined.

When I say huge, I mean fucking huge. The front page of Thumbzilla claims that it is “The Fastest Way to Watch Over 5 Million of the Best Porn Videos.” I don’t know what is meant by “the fastest way,” but I’m not going to complain or question when I hear “over 5 million” videos. No follow-up questions, thank you, I’ll figure the rest out for myself.

We’re all very familiar with the Porn Hub network, whether you know you are or not. Porn Hub (and all their affiliated sites, Thumbzilla included) is owned by a porn conglomerate known as Mind Geek. If you’ve jerked off to online porn before, I guarantee you that you’ve fapped it to a Mind Geek porn site at one point or another – whether it was Porn Hub or the premium pay porn studio, Mofos. this corporation absolutely dominates the online porn industry, much like a little slut gets dominated in a dirty gang bang. No joke, Mind Geek boasts an accumulated 115 million + daily visitors, 15 terabytes of new content uploaded every day, and 1,000 full-time employees around the world. Who knew that fapping could be so good for the economy?

Great Site Design … Naturally

From the moment you land on Thumbzilla’s home page, the design should catch your eye. It’s just as impressive as Porn Hub, although it looks entirely different. Instead of the signature black background and yellow text, you can expect a brighter aesthetic from Thumbzilla – a gray and green theme assumes a more centralized (more mobile-ready perhaps) layout. Instead of the horizontally-biased galleries of thumbnails that Porn Hub made famous, Thumbzilla takes on a more scroll-oriented style where you have a long stack of videos, two to a row.

The experience of the site is completely different than what you might be used to as well. Instead of the site being a matrix of hundreds of different pages, when you click on a tag or something, instead of bringing you to a separate, whole new page, all that changes are the thumbnails that appear between the site’s frame which always remains constant.

Above the twin towers of porn in the middle of the page, you will find a box dedicated to Related Tags (so when you click on one tag, the related tags change, allowing you to really quickly and conveniently fall down the rabbit hole of porn). Here is also where you can toggle between all videos or strictly HD videos (if you care about that kind of thing). There is also a quick structuring menu, allowing you to choose the order in which your videos appear (Most Relevant, Most Recent, Most Viewed, Top Videos, or Longest).

To the left of the thumbnails, you’ll find the site menu (another unique site design thing), in which you can browse the site by Hottest, Newest, Trending, Top, Popular, HD Videos, Homemade, Tags, Gay, Porn Stars, Search, or Premium. Below this is a list of categories for even easier browsing. This must be what Thumbzilla means when they refer to themselves as the fastest site – it’s so fucking easy to jump around this site and find exactly what you want. Oh, and if you’re not a fan of the narrower video pages, that’s not a problem at all. The menu to the left is collapsible. Simply click the button above it and, poof, site menu begone! Now the site looks more familiar to what you are likely used to.

Some Customizable Features, Not Enough

I love how customizable this site is. The collapsible menu bar is one thing, but you can also choose to close out of the tag and filter box above the videos if you so desire. The only thing that sucks about this is that, should you X out of it, there’s no getting it back (unless you refresh the page). My only complaint with this is the fact that they didn’t commit to the customizability! One additional feature I would really like to see, to make this customizing complete, is a dark mode toggle. Why the fuck not? Also, it would be nice if you could log in somehow to save videos and create playlists.

Although Zilla doesn’t really have any community or user features to speak of, this is not uncommon for a porn aggregator site. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an aggregator site that does anything like that. One thing that Zilla does have going for it, though, that most other aggregator sites do not, is the fact that clicking on videos does not throw you onto the host site. This is probably possible because Thumbzilla draws exclusively from tubes in the Porn Hub network, so they can more easily host the videos directly on the site, but it’s definitely a breath of fresh air.

That is one thing that I can’t fucking stand about porn aggregators. By the end of your session, you’ll have cum and then you have to close out of like 30 fucking tabs because each click opens a whole new site! Then you’re trying to quickly close out of all of them, one by one, with sticky fucking fingers. It’s annoying! So as far as aggregators go, Thumbzilla is fucking killing it.

We have already established that Thumbzilla is in a league of its own when it comes to the number of videos, but how do they stack up against the competition in terms of quality? Well, frankly, their only real ‘competition,’ as far as I see it, is another Porn Hub network site – Porn MD. Granted, Porn MD is a porn search engine site, but it is essentially another way of doing the same idea: making it easy to access everything from all the Porn Hub tube sites in one place.

Because these sites are aggregating videos from some of the best porn tubes available online, the quality is fucking great. Imagine all the videos you see on just Porn Hub alone that look tempting, or that look good enough to click on while you’re searching for ‘the one.’ Now multiply that by all the other tubes that Zilla draws from. The result? Pretty much every video you come across is fappable. Plus, the amount of variety to be found on this site is basically unrivaled. There is truly a little something for everyone here. Actually, fuck that, this site is so fucking massive, there’s a fuck ton of everything for everyone. Except for maybe poop porn. But nobody cares about scat lovers anyway. They can fuck right off with that shit.

This entire site is well designed and expertly organized. Everything is sleek looking and super professional. Even the porn stars page is dope – each actress has a sexy thumbnail image associated with her. It would have been nice to see some biographical (or at least statistical) info on her page, but you’ll find nearly all of the videos in her repertoire at the very least – which, at the end of the day, that’s all you really need. You can’t fap to learning that some busty bitch was born in Topeka, Kansas anyway.

People Pay for Premium Pussy

Most of the videos available on Thumbzilla are free of charge. However, if you’re a true porn connoisseur, the option to upgrade to a premium account exists (as it does on most sites). Get access to exclusive HD and VR content, as well as full-length scenes from the top porn studios, such as Brazzers, Mofos, and Girls Do Porn. Get ready to cough up about $10 each month, though, or a one-time yearly fee of $95.88 (that’s a 20% discount for all you idiots out there).

All in all, Thumbzilla definitely has what it takes to become an addition to my personal arsenal of porn tubes. If you’re looking for a ton of porn (especially if you’re a browser type), Thumbzilla offers millions of the best videos to be found on the web, all for free. It’s definitely worth checking out … I don’t think you’ll be disappointed at all.