The Internet is arguably the best collection of tubes the world has ever seen. Not only are there so many of them, but they’re also all full of free porno. I’ll take a cum-filled cunt over a chocolate-filled churro any day of the week, which is good, ‘cause that’s what these tubes are all about. Some folks might describe the web as having TubeGalore, which is incidentally the name of this next sex site.
I thought this was going to be another free tube site, but it turns out TubeGalore is an aggregator. It literally is Tube Galore: a whole bunch of tubes rolled up in one. My eyes go wide and I squirt just a little bit of jizz in my pants when I notice the massive number in the search bar. There are over 41 million movies on tonight’s menu.
Tubes for Dudes, Full of Boobs and Nudes
That 41 mil is actually just the Straight section, which load up by default. I’ll be sticking around, but queers and tranny fans can hit the checkboxes for your preferred smut. They’ve got a million Shemale vids and 10 million Gay ones, so you fruits are covered, too.
TubeGalore.com has been around over a decade, but get a load of that color scheme and layout. It looks like something puked up back in the ‘70s. The whole right side of the screen is taken up by a sprawling list of Porn Categories in a tiny font. I’m glad they have such deep-niches as Indian Story, Airplane, Black Booty and Japanese Teen Anal Sex, but the list itself ain’t pretty on the page.
Of course, I don’t think most of the site’s 40 million monthly visits are people fapping to the design. There are only 3 of you with that fetish, at least according to the master list of perverts they give me access to. The rest of TubeGalore’s visitors are probably like me, much more interested in the Popular Categories on the left side of the screen.
Each genre has a thumbnail to go with it. Their Perverted stash has a close-up of a dude fingering a chick’s butthole, and Nerdy has a chick in glasses riding some dude who’s spreading her asshole out. Some of the thumbs leave a little to be desired, like they’re pulled from a random part of a random clip by a computer. The Uncensored image is, ironically, a fully clothed hot chick in what looks like a bar.
There’s a Mom category represented by one lovely slut towering over the other. Weirdly, this is the second aggregator in a row I’ve looked at without a Taboo or Incest section. Taboo, at least, brings up about 240k movies if you type it in the search bar. There’s also a Grandma section, but no other member of the family gets their own room in this house.
An Insane Catalog of Deranged Perversion
With such a huge mountain of fuck flicks to sift through, Taboo is a pretty strange omission. Their Category index is so dense it looks like a few pages from the Bible, so you’d think they’d have something as common as Taboo.
As a bona fide mother-fucker, I can’t help but be a little bummed out about this. On the other hand, it’s a pretty fucking deep Categories list. It’s long enough it almost looks like the Tags list you see on other sites, minus all the useless clutter, overlap, and sloppy categorizing.
The depravity is all over the place, from the mundane to the kind of perversion you expect from the sexually deranged. If you’re anything like me, you’ll feel right at home.
The MILF section indexes 4.5 million movies about Mothers I’d Like to Fuck. I would, too. The most popular one right now is a 40-minute Xcum movie featuring a purple-haired broad with huge tits. She’s taking it from behind in the thumbnail, the look on her face telling us the size was a little bit of a shock.
While I was perusing the M section, I considered detours into Massive Tits, Mexican, or Midget. They’ve also got sections of Milk, Machine Fucking, and Maids. I got a little curious and looked at the Milking Machine Tube. TubeGalore indexes about 700 movies about cocks and titties getting milked by the machines they usually stick on a cow’s udder. Think about that with your next glass of Ovalmatine.
The Benefits of Aggregation on Masturbation
I bet half of you didn’t even know Machine Milking was a fetish. I’ve seen it before, but let me tell you, you never get used to seeing a guy’s dick get sucked relentlessly by an industrial machine while a woman in pointy boots kicks him in the testicles over and over again. I hope I never have to see it again, but that’s what I said about going to felching parties.
Incidentally, there’s no Felching subcategory listed, but you get more than 500 videos if you type it in the search bar. When you’re searching 40+ million clips, you’re bound to have some seriously nasty shit.
Somebody’s sucking cum out of assholes in most of these Felching videos, which is actually a different definition than I’m used to. It makes sense, though, since sites like YouPorn and PornHub don’t allow gerbils or other small rodents in their movies.
Whether you’re looking for Adultery, Italian Anal Sex or 18-Year-Old Latinas, the videos come from a wide range of sources. They’ve have to be, right? What tube has tens of millions of clips to add to the stash?
I checked out the Braces area and found 15,000 vids of brace-faced cuties getting violated. There’s a 20-year-old getting her mouth stretched out by cock for the first time, hosted on RedTube. A teen gives a sloppy blowjob to a dildo on webcam, this time hosted on KeezMovies. SpankWire has the babysitter getting spunked, and xHamster has a video of daddy just going for it.
Pointing Perverts at Plenty of Porn
TubeGalore has links to videos on all the big tubes and a lot you haven’t heard of. Watch Asian Deepthroat on Swipe and Lesbian Orgies on PornoXo. There are Brunettes on PornWhite and Big Pussies on PornHat. I looked for a full list of sites they’re searching but came up short.
One thing I really liked about the site was that all the links worked. I looked around for busted links, which can be a problem on some porn aggregators. Every thumbnail I clicked on, from the pregnant threesome to the creampie gangbang, led me to the video I wanted to see.
Aggregators can point you in the right direction, but after that you’re on your own. Nowhere is this more true than in the world of spam. TubeGalore itself is free of ads, but the same can’t be said of the places they send you. You’ve seen free tubes, you know the deal. They’re all going to hit you with some ads, whether it’s some boner-pill banners on the side or a full-blown assault of pop-ups for live webcam shows.
I may have just gotten lucky this visit, but they didn’t send me to any serious spam minefields. Always use a spam blocker when you’re looking at porn and just in general. If you do hit a really shitty tube, remember what it’s called so you don’t click it again.
TubeGalore is easily one of the best porn aggregators out there. They’ve got more than 40 million free fuck flicks, which will be enough to convince most of you. Those scenes are organized into a sprawling list of Categories that cover nearly all your bases, with the strange and notable absence of a Taboo section. The layout ain’t gorgeous but it’s clean, with no spam or other bullshit getting in your way.
Fuck, what more do you want? It’s huge, free, and easy as hell to use. I’ve actually typed this whole thing one-handed while browsing TubeGalore.com, so I speak from experience. It’s about time for me to pop, so go get your own.
ThePornDude likes TubeGalore's
- 40+ million free porno videos
- Updated non-stop
- Wide-ranging catalog of depravity
- Tons of sources with reliable links
ThePornDude hates TubeGalore's
- Varying quality of tubes/vids
- Spam on linked tubes
- No taboo category