GamCore

Some might argue that all porn is interactive. Even if you’re just staring at a black and white pair of boobs in a newspaper bra ad, you’ve still got to work the hell out of the shaft. Porn video games, like the ones at GamCore, go the extra step above and beyond normal pornographic interactivity. You literally play them while you play with yourself.

GamCore.com has been around for a solid decade and has a solid following of more than 10 million viewers a month. Shit, are you fucking surprised? They’re literally giving away free sex video games. I’m surprised it doesn’t have wider appeal, but then again, I also build my own sex robots out of old vacuum cleaners and Nintendo carts. Let’s see if GamCore has anything as sexy and interactive as the ol’ Suckbot 3000.

WTF Is In a Name?

I’ve got to be honest with you. When somebody sent me the link to GamCore.com, I didn’t expect a video game site. Like a festival slut with her titties hanging out, sometimes things just need that E in ‘em before you can put the D to ‘em. I didn’t expect games, with an E. I expected maybe an old-timey porn site dedicated to women with nice legs, a Scottish blowjob site, or a bunch of depraved elderly bitches with grandkids who call them Gam-Gam.

Maybe a retard came up with the name, or maybe all the good names were taken. We’ll never know. What we will know is that E or not, this one is full of games. They’ve even got a die in the logo, but only rolled to a 5. They have a lot of confidence, just not full confidence.

There’s spam in the form of a couple of banner ads in the sidebar, all of them for porn video games on other sites. There might be more spam if you’re the kind of sucker who browses porn sites with an ad-blocker, but come on! You video game nerds should know better than the average porn cretin how to do the Internets these days.

I’m not sure how the games on the front page are sorted to begin with, but the initial offerings are impressive. The game at the top is a fantasy game about exploring magic cities as a human, elf, or dwarf and fighting evil, at least according to the synopsis. The thumbnail image actually shows a bitch sucking on a giant red cock. I don’t see much of the dick’s owner, but I think it’s a large white dog.

The next one on the list is a college life simulator aptly named College Life. It’s my understanding that the game pretty much glosses over all that goddamn book-learnin’ and focuses on the schoolgirl-fuckin’. Sometimes I wish I’d never dropped out of Harverd, but the porn life was calling.

Even just on the front page, I see a wide range of genres represented. There’s a sponsored link for an X-rated GTA called Grand Fuck Auto. There are time-traveling whores and sexy Pokemon knockoffs, incest simulators and schoolgirl prostitute RPGs. The art styles range from realistic CG, to actual sex photos, to sloppy Simpsons parodies, to lots and lots and lots of hentai. Nerds love those anime sluts with the eyes as big as their giant tits, so naturally, they spend a lot of time making games where you get to fuck them.

Play Porn Games Online without Downloading Viruses

One of the things I like immediately about GamCore is that it looks like you can play everything right from the website. Other game sites make you download exe files from shady file hosts that are probably run by the Russian mob. It’s convenient as hell to play without downloading, and certainly a hell of a lot safer.

Now for the bad news. Most of the games are tagged with an HTML icon, so you go in thinking you’re just going to play in your browser without any fucking difficulties, right? I mean, that’s how a website is supposed to work.

Not so fast, buddy! It turns out that while you can play a lot of those HTML games without any trouble, a lot of them are actually in Flash. This means that most users will get past the intro spam while the game loads, and then get a busted screen saying the game requires an antiquated plugin that is never activated by default anymore, even if you already have it.

Flash has been an outdated piece of fucking trash for well over a decade. Even Adobe says they’re done with that shit and cutting off support at the end of next year. Somebody needs to tell the jackasses at GamCore to get with the times, or at least like 2010.

Now, it’s not terribly hard to enable Flash, especially for a tech-savvy nerd like yourself. I’m just saying you really shouldn’t have to and honestly, I’d just stick to the non-Flash games. GamCore really needs to tag the Flash games as such from the front page, and not lure us in with that HTML icon.

Banging Virtual Anime Girls Between The Tits

The games on GamCore require different levels of involvement and time. Some of the more elaborate adult RPGs and visual novels, of which there are so many, can eat up whole days of your life in a flash. They’ve got well-built worlds to explore and deep backstories to get really into. In my experience, the bigger games take more time to get to the sex.

Me? I’m a pervert of the Internet age, and I have a very short attention spam. I want cunt! I want it now! It’s just what I’m used to at this point, and frankly the least I deserve.

The tags along the left sidebar mostly point to sex categories like Blondes, Blowjobs and Bondage, but they also point to game types. I don’t want to dig into an RPG and a Quiz sounds boring, but Arcade sex games usually get right to the point.

The game at the top of the Arcade page turned out to be another piece of Flash trash, but a highly rated piece of arcade smut called Elven Conquest loaded in the Unity Player. It took a minute to load, but I knew I was in for some modern gameplay.

I clicked through the RPG-style dialogue in the beginning of the game, so I’m not sure what the sexy anime broads were talking about. Once I got through that, though, I suddenly found my dick between a Slave Girl’s tits.

“Let me please you… Master,” she says. The buttons on the side of the screen let you choose how. Should it be one of several titjob options or some licking action? Maybe a little of everything before you hit that Cum button.

One of the things that drew me to Elven Conquest was that it came up early on the page. I skipped over a bunch, though, and picked this because it’s got a higher user rating than the others it was grouped with. After I squirted jizz all over the smiling slave’s face and breasts, I rated the game a 4 out of 5 so other perverts would know it’s worth a look.

Maybe I’m an asshole, but if GamCore told me I had to sign-up and log-in to cast my vote, I wouldn’t have done it. I like that nothing on the site seems to require a login, unless you count the comment sections. Go ahead and sign up if you want to argue about whether a game designer is an incel or there are enough tits by level two. It’s really a little too intellectual for my simple tastes.

The unmarked, outdated Flash landmines were easily my least favorite part about GamCore. If you enable Flash you’ll have an easier experience, but potentially open yourself up to malware. I’m not saying it’s likely, but there are good reasons Flash just isn’t used anymore.

Besides that, the spam is a pretty minimal tradeoff for access to such a wide variety of free porn games. There’s such a wealth of material here that any fan of both video games and dirty, filthy smut should at least take a look. The games don’t require registration or downloads, meaning your wife never has to ask about a naked anime whore icon on your desktop.