Fuq

You really can’t go wrong with a domain name like fuq.com. Not only does it get straight to the point and tell you what the Fuq the site is, but it’s concise and easy to remember, only three letters. I couldn’t even tell you how much money this domain name is worth, but it’s probably more than you make in a year.

But who the fuck cares what the domain name is worth, right? Will it help you jizz? That’s the real question that we’re all after here. Well, the honest answer is, it really depends on what makes you jizz. If you’re into scat, for instance, probably not. There is no scat porn to be found on this porn aggregator site. Oh well, just go to the fucking bathroom or something. However, if you’re a normal person, there is a very good chance that Fuq will have something to get you where you need to go.

And not only because you will be able to find a great deal of variety on Fuq, either. Being a porn aggregator site, Fuq draws from a fuck ton of the free porn tube sites online and just links to their videos. So, if you are the kind of guy who swears by sites like Porn Hub, Red Tube, or xHamster, Fuq may just be a step up for you. It’s like having access to those three porn tubes, as well as every other porn tube out there, all in one convenient and easy to use location.

The result is nearly 50 million porn scenes to choose from. Holy shit balls, that’s a lot of porn. Actually, that might be more porn than any one person needs in one lifetime. Eh, who am I kidding, at the rate that you losers fap, 50 mil probably sounds a little low, doesn’t it? Well, try to see beyond your myopic and perverted perspective. Fifty fucking million videos? That’s absurd.

To give you an idea of the scope of this site, there are only 43,800 minutes in a month. If you stayed up for 30 days straight and did nothing but fap to a new video every minute, you wouldn’t have even scraped the surface of everything Fuq has to offer. And you would probably be legally braindead at the end of that, so don’t try that at home, kids. Or do. Fuck it, it’s not like you’re providing much to society as it is.

Criticisms First

There is much to love about Fuq, but I’m going to get the stuff I don’t like about it out of the way first. As far as porn aggregators go, Fuq is one of the ones that revolve entirely around categories. What I mean by this is that when you arrive at Fuq’s homepage, instead of being greeted by a sprawling page of video thumbnails, you will be greeted by a sprawling page of categories that have thumbnails to represent them. At the bottom of the page, you will find the categories again, this time in text.

This may seem picky but, come on, hear me out. What I don’t like about this is the fact that it sort of forces you to browse the site in a certain way. I don’t like being told what to do. I would rather they just present to me their most recent videos on the home page, allowing me to choose to browse by category if I want to. Don’t get me wrong, you can still browse videos by recency or rating, but you have to seek it out. In my opinion, this should be the default. But maybe that’s just me. It could be nothing more than a matter of personal taste, so I won’t hold it against them too much.

The other thing that I really dislike about this website is the fact that they don’t aggregate their porn from all reputable sites. This is an inherent problem, of course, with the porn aggregator site model to begin with (the fact that they simply launch you to other sites, some of which can be pretty sketchy), but some porn aggregator sites are better at vetting the sites that they aggregate from than others. And Fuq, I think, could stand to take another look at the sites that they are willing to send their users to.

I’m not saying that they’re clicking you through to sites that have illegal content on them or anything (and, yes, some aggregator sites are much worse about vetting their sites than Fuq, it’s true…), but a great deal of the sites that Fuq promotes and aggregates from are still riddled in ads to the point where the videos are actually difficult to get to play. I’m not talking like your typical ads, either, that a decent ad blocker will zap and be done with. These are the kinds of invasive, in your face advertisements that will make you worry your computer may have contracted digital herpes. No good. You can do better, Fuq!

User Friendly Site Design

Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let’s talk about what there is to love about Fuq, other than the sheer overwhelming number of videos you can access through it. Well, one thing that I like about it is the fact that, at least when compared to other free porn aggregator sites, Fuq is not horribly designed. It’s pretty simple, but it’s not overly cluttered or hard to navigate – just a white background with black text.

There is also an option in the top righthand corner of every page, allowing you to opt into gay and/or shemale content if you so desire. It’s always helpful when sites allow you to choose what kind of content shows up without being assaulted by dicks as soon as you get to the homepage. Other than that, you have your basic search bar and a decent site menu below it, allowing you to navigate the site by All Categories, Most Popular Videos, New Videos, Highest Rated. Also in the menu bar are links to the other sites in the Fuq network: Tube Galore, IXXX, VR Porzo, Gay Male Tube, She-Man Tube, and others.

Once you choose a way in which to browse Fuq, there are some additional video filtering options that will appear above the thumbnails. These allow you to easily sift through the massive numbers of videos that the site has to offer. Choose how videos are sorted (Popularity, Date, Duration, or Rating), as well as how they are filtered (set the parameters for date added, duration, video quality, and/or source). These are refreshing search features to find on a free porn aggregator site (which often offer little more than ‘fuck you, here’s a bunch of porn’).

Impressively High Quality Porn for an Aggregator

The quality of the porn itself, as is the case with any porn aggregator (and, thus, porn tube) site there is, is bound to vary quite a bit. Overall, though, I will say that Fuq does seem to link to a high percentage of really fucking hot scenes. I don’t know if there is any sort of selection process that occurs behind the scenes (I can’t imagine that would be practical, given how much porn gets linked on a daily basis), but whatever they are doing seems to be working, they are linking to some really good quality videos (even if the sites that they appear on are sometimes shit).

Other than that, there isn’t a whole lot to write home about with this one. It would appear as if Fuq.com is about as straightforward and to the point as its name is. You can go in expecting to find a fuck load of free porn, some decent ways to filter and search it, and that’s about it. Again, it would be cool if the site spent more time vetting the tubes that they draw from, but, you know what, I guess no matter what porn site you’re on, you’re kind of gonna have to just browse at your own risk.

Going off of that, though, I do have one last suggestion for Fuq. If you absolutely have to link to such dodgy porn tubes to get the good content that you have, will you at least provide thumbnail previews of the videos? I know that it’s possible … I have seen other porn aggregator sites do it before. I just need to know, if I’m going to take the risk and click the link, if the video will truly be worth it or not. If the preview reveals that it might be kind of boring, I would rather just be able to be more discerning with what sites I click into.

Other than that, though, keep up the good work.