Kink

It’s a good time to be a freak. In the old days, you didn’t have many options if the only thing that got you off was seeing a woman fucked by a machine, a beautiful babe tied up and helpless, or some mean-ass dominatrix willing to bang you up the ass with a strap-on dildo. The web makes all that kinky shit a hell of a lot more accessible, and Kink is a goddamn buffet of the stuff. Take that ball gag out of your mouth and let’s eat.

Kink.com was registered back in the mid-nineties. That’s not an uncommon claim among sex websites, especially something with a valuable four-letter domain like that. Usually, it turns out the domain hosted something else before or was just parked for a decade or two, but Kink has actually been around that long. Old or not, this ain’t no stale ghost town. Last month, they got 13 million visits, and I’m curious what their secret to longevity is. I have a feeling it’s seriously perverted fetish and BDSM pornography.

Two Decades of Depraved Fetish Porn

The About Us page describes the site history and their mission. The dude who started it was a PhD student mainly into hog tying beautiful women, but now the team has grown to over 90 people dedicated to bringing you the most imaginative fetish material available. Their webmasters are true freaks who love the content, and the models are never told to act or artificially struggle.

That dedication to the material shines through in true kink that is never phoned in. Any potential doubt I had is obliterated by the two newest exclusives on the menu. I got the weirdest boner as I watched the previews for Denied and Punished: Dominating Delirious Hunter Destroys Filthy Liar and Nightmare Nurse: Ella Hollywood Fucks Nurse Cherie DeVille.

The first one is a femdom scene, in case you hadn’t guessed from the title. A bitch in a black PVC outfit demands, “I want the information!” When the dude hesitates, she drops him with a knee to the balls. She sits on his face, strips him, smacks his ass and pegs him as she jerks him off. He gets suspended upside down from the ceiling, paddled and whipped, and denied the right to bust a nut.

Nightmare Nurse is a kinky scene of domination that takes place in a hospital that I’m pretty sure should be shut down by the health department. The tranny patient escapes her restraints and straps the nurse down in her place. I’m not sure what ailment is being treated here, but the remedy includes heavy BDSM, electroshock titty and genital torture, forced blowjobs and semen eating. Ah, the broad must be suffering from protein deficiency. Your girlfriend used to have that problem, but I took care of that for her.

Cheaper Than a Trip to the Local Dungeon

I watched another short preview for a freaky fetish scene with a couple bound head-to-toe in shiny latex. There’s spanking and submission, whipping and vaginal penetration, and then after 40 seconds Kink cut me off and told me I’d seen enough previews or the day.

This really isn’t my normal masturbatory fodder, but it’s going to feel like a waste of time if I put these clothespins on my nipples and these needles in my testicles for no reason. There is a button to buy the single scene for 10 bucks, but I know I’ll jerk my way through that in a matter of minutes. I clicked the Join button and hoped my mistress didn’t clean out my bank account entirely.

The standard membership rate is about 40 USD a month. That’s a little bit more than your typical adult paysite, but not bad for freaky niche fetish material. If you tried to buy the stuff à la carte from one of the big clip sites, you could easily end up spending 100 bucks a pop – literally! Put in perspective, the BDSM-induced orgasms from Kink are a solid value.

Right now, they’re offering a special for 50% off your first month. You also get a lower rate with a longer membership, which means you can get Kink for vanilla paysite price if you spring for at least three months of fisting, humiliation, pain and 18-year-old teens transformed into perverted robotic sex slaves.

Better Sex and Better Stories Than Premium Cable

I’m not always a fan of the Channels they give you on a lot of premium porn sites. Sometimes it seems like just another useless, extra way to divvy up the content and make the stash look bigger. The less variety on the site, the less it makes sense to break it into channels. With the wide variety of freaky behavior on Kink and the fact that most of you fetishists have some specific thing that gets you off, the channels are probably the best way to browse.

Kink has 20 BDSM channels. Hogtied is the original, founded when they first established Kink. Kink University puts a deviate educational spin on the smut, while Device Bondage focuses on the domination of sluts in barbaric metal devices. I’ve always considered myself something of a family man, which is why I appreciate the bondage plus taboo porn you’ll find on Families Tied.

Their Hardcore Channels are still kinky as all fuck, but focus a little bit more on the tight holes getting all filled up, pumped full and stretched out. Animated Kink is exactly what it sounds like, as is Fucked and Bound. Honestly, this is the most self-explanatory selection of channels on the site. You know pretty much what you’re going to get from Public Disgrace: Sluts in Spain, Sex and Submission, Sexual Disgrace and Brutal Sessions. Like to see bitches fuck hard? Here you go.

Beta cucks and submissive little pussy boys are in for a world of hurt, and they’re going to love every painful, humiliating and degrading moment of it. Kink has more than 20 femdom channels, including such wholesome virtual networks as Whipped Ass, Men in Pain, Bound Men Wank and TS Pussy Hunters. Jerk off to hot bitches wrestling on Ultimate Surrender and then watch some Divine Bitches fuck men until they scream like little girls.

Finally, Kink has half a dozen Fetish Channels that don’t quite fit into the other categories. Foot Worship and Everything Butt cater to enthusiasts of those body parts, naturally. Fucking Machines, MachineDom and FemBot Academy are for people who really love technology. I mean REALLY LOVE technology, even more than those VR fanatics with their sex helmets and teledildonics enthusiasts with their remote pussy strokers.

Freaky Shit for Every Kind of Weirdo

The world of online BDSM and fetish porn is so wide and varied that it’s difficult to build a good paysite of the material. The kind of perverts who like shaking their junk at restrained Asians getting their buttholes plugged up are not necessarily the kind of guys who want to see an unfair wrestling match where mommy signs away her stepdaughter for fame and anal.

The only way to appeal to a lot of different perverts on a wide scale is to have an absolutely enormous collection of freaky pornography. Kink.com certainly manages that; if I’m doing my math right, they’ve got around 12,000 scenes in the collection. Holy fucking shit! That’s a lot of girlfriends held for ransom, gaping assholes, electrocuted vaginas and ballsacks flogged with whips. Honestly, it reminds me a lot of growing up.

If you’re a true fetishist, you probably have a hard time finding the right material to polish your pole to. Kink’s collection of BDSM, fetish and hardcore is big enough and varied enough that even the most unique of sexual weirdos – whether straight, gay or otherwise – should be able to find whatever freaky shit it takes to get their rocks off. Those of you with more vanilla tastes should definitely go elsewhere for your lesbian scissoring smut and amateur teen blowjobs. Real freaks, sexual deviants and perverts, step right up!