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Man, what the fuck kind of question is that? I’m well-known around the world for my insatiable appetite for porno starring the world’s most beautiful women with the most superhuman sexual talents and big, bouncy jugs. What kind of answer do you expect me to give when you asked me who my favorite homosexual porn studs are?
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