If I were to ask you what the biggest problem with the majority of free porn tube sites out there right now is, what would you say? Would it be that they are infested with far too many ads? Maybe you’re not a fan of the repetitive copycat site design used by most (which is essentially a rip off of the big tube sites like Porn Hub and Red Tube)? Or maybe you’re just not a huge fan of the fact that the sites aren’t streamlined as much as they could be – causing you to open like a hundred tabs in order to efficiently browse the annals of hundreds of thousands of pornos available on tube sites?
These are all valid complaints, indeed – and, surely, some porn tubes are much better than others at evading some of these common pitfalls – but I think that the biggest issue plaguing the world’s porn tubes at the moment is the problem of an oversaturation of short clips. There just aren’t enough full-length scenes and movies to be found on most porn tubes. Haven’t you noticed this before? You’ll be browsing through your favorite porn tube, page after page after page, and nearly every video that tempts you to watch has a little timestamp at the bottom corner of the thumbnail, reading something like 7:25 or 10:00.
What the fuck is that bullshit? Whatever happened to the art of the feature film porno? Sure, there are a few free porn tubes out there that offer a majority of unedited, uncut, full-length videos, but even those seem to be getting shorter and shorter – to the point where professional porn studios have opted to make their full movies only last about 20 minutes on average. At some point since the rise of the porn tube, studios have been more concerned with churning out quantity than they have been with the art of crafting long, well-paced, flourishing adult films.
So, that means that even if you can and are willing to pay for a monthly subscription to a site like Reality Kings or Brazzers, the majority of what you’re going to get is 20-minute scenes. Granted, one could argue, you’ll have more to choose from because of this new culture of shorter, scene-based releases. But there should still be sites out there that champion the classic format of long-form full-length, Hollywood blockbuster-esque pornography. We cannot just cast off the roots of the industry altogether!
Luckily, though, there are still some sites out there who respect the craft. There are also some studios left out there that dedicate their productions to such films. They may be relatively few and far between, but they exist. The free porn tube that we’ll be looking at today is one such site that is keeping this longstanding tradition of the porn movie alive. And that site is called Free O Movie.
Different (but Disappointing) Site Design
Free O Movie is not your typical porn tube. Not in what it offers, nor in site design. For those of you who are familiar with the iconic layouts of sites like Porn Hub or Red Tube, Free O Movie might not even look like a porn tube at first glance. The background is, for starters, white (instead of the typical black); there is no site menu bar to speak of (as opposed to the typical layout, which often depends heavily on a site menu bar at the top of each page); and the pages are not filled, as you might be used to, with a fuck ton of thumbnails that offer previews when you hover your cursor over them.
The design of Free O Movie is equal parts refreshing and disappointing. It is a bit of a breath of fresh air because, as I said, so many porn tubes just take on the form of a sort of stock site design, seldom thinking outside the box in terms of how to reinvent what a porn tube looks like and how it functions. But it is disappointing because, well, to begin with, it doesn’t look that great. It has a rather cheap aesthetic to it, almost like it was thrown up in the early aughts and hasn’t been modified since.
Secondly, it is not nearly as experiential as some other sites can be. Nothing highlights when you place your mouse on it, there are no streamlined dropdown menus to speak of, nor are there many features put in place that might make browsing the site’s archive of movies any easier. All you will find is a basic search box at the top of the page, and a list of categories underneath it.
I would have liked to have seen, for a site like this, some sort of advanced search capabilities, allowing you to get as specific as you like in order to find the perfect film for you (especially since watching a full, feature film-length porno can be sort of a commitment … you want to make sure that you can get as nitpicky as possible to narrow down the options and make the right choice the first time around. A lot of porn sites have advanced searches in place that Free O Movie could easily refer to – many of which let you get as specific as the texture and amount of the girl’s pubic hair.
Although, on second thought, many of these full movie pornos have numerous scenes with several girls in them, so maybe this sort of super specific search function wouldn’t work as well for this kind of porn. But, at the very least, an index of models would help out a shit load, or a section that allows you to browse content by studio – something! As it stands currently, Free O Movie is not ideal when it comes to ease of access and convenience of browsing.
Tons of Great Porn from Classics to Contemporary
As far as the porn itself is concerned, though, there is plenty of great shit here! All at peak video quality and quick buffering times. I say that meaning that quality will vary a little bit from film to film, but, as far as I can tell, each movie plays back at the top quality with which it was originally recorded (there are, obviously, high levels of variance in video quality depending on when the movie was filmed). But you won’t have to worry about fuzzy or granulated video streams like you might on some other sites (or downloads).
Another awesome aspect of Free O Movie is the fact that there are a fuck ton of movies available – from a wide berth of time. This means that – not only will you be unlikely to ever run out of porn to fap to on this site – but you’ll also be able to find plenty of more obscure titles … shit that you’d never see on Porn Hub or Red Tube. That classic shit. So, if you’re an old soul who doesn’t get this new-fangled trend of clean-shaven pussies, fear not, there will be plenty of retro shit here for you to enjoy – get your ‘70s porn bush fix, brother!
That being said, regardless of where you fall on pussy bush (muff dive!), there are definitely more than enough movies for you to enjoy. With a grand total (at least at the time of this review) of 4,485 pages of porn, you’re looking at roughly 90,000 full-length movies to help you fap yourself silly. Plus, it seems as if new movies are being uploaded to the site every day. There are probably more hours of porn on this site than you have left in your life!
Beware of Digital Herpes
My biggest issue with this site, though, has nothing to do with the porn itself (except for the fact that it obstructs my viewing of the porn, which is a big pet peeve of mine). And that is the fact that Free O Movie is fucking lousy with sketchy, spammy, and questionable ads. Click on anything on the site and be bombarded with popups. Try to play a video … more popups. Plus, video ads play before your movie begins.
These ads are not the reputable kind either. These are the kind that make you want to run a virus scan (after you finish wanking, of course). Not cool, Free O Movie, not cool at all. Plus, these ads are unavoidable. There is no simple fix. Have an ad blocker? Doesn’t matter. Free O Movie requires that you disable it before they’ll show you any tits and/or ass. I do not at all like being told what I can and cannot do on my own computer. So, that’s a big boner killer.
All in all, Free O Movie is a huge archive of years and years of full-length adult films and XXX scenes. There is a fuck ton of content to choose from, all of which is of excellent quality. However, you’ll have to put up with spammy ads in order to access it, the site design is severely lacking, and it’s not the easiest site to browse. You’ll just have to go and check it out for yourself, draw your own conclusions, fuck face!
ThePornDude likes FreeoMovie's
- Huge archive of porn
- Good blend of classic and contemporary movies
ThePornDude hates FreeoMovie's
- Lack of organization
- Potential virus threat-level ads