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Some porn is built to get you off in ninety seconds flat, and some is built to make you laugh first. Parody porn is the second kind, and when studios did it right, it was the most fun this industry ever produced: real sets, real scripts, real costumes, and performers clearly having a blast playing characters you have known since you were a kid. Top 10 Best Porn Parody Movies of All Time

Every time I post about adult comics, somebody in my inbox asks the same thing. Dude, what is the difference between manga, manhwa and manhua porn? Aren't they all just dirty cartoons? I get why people mix them up. The names sound almost identical, the covers all have gorgeous girls with impossible hair, and the pirate sites throw everything into one giant pile anyway. Manga vs Manhwa vs Manhua Porn: What Is the Difference?

So you keep hearing the term cam girl and you are not totally sure what it covers. Maybe a buddy mentioned tipping somebody on Chaturbate, maybe you stumbled into a live room at two in the morning and had no clue why everybody was typing numbers into the chat. Either way, you are curious, and curious is exactly how I started years ago. The Curious Guy's Guide to Cam Girls and Live Sex Cams

Let me guess. You saw JOI in a video title, figured it was some new pornstar you never heard of, clicked, and ten minutes later a woman was counting you down like a drill sergeant while you did exactly what she said. Welcome to the club, pal. JOI stands for jerk off instruction, and it is one of the few porn genres where the star is not performing for some dude on screen. She is performing for you, talking straight into the lens, running the whole show. What Is JOI Porn? My No Bullshit Guide to Jerk Off Instruction

What is a creampie? It is a finish on camera: the man ejaculates inside his partner, vagina or anus, no condom, and the visible aftermath, the semen seeping back out, is the entire point of the shot. Dictionaries call it internal ejaculation, and the industry uses the word as both a noun and a verb, as in she got creampied and walked funny. Creampie 101: Where the Term Came From and Why It Blew Up

What is gonzo porn? It is porn filmed with the camera inside the action instead of outside it. The person shooting is part of the scene, the performers know the camera is there, they talk to it, they perform to it, and every so often the one holding it puts it down and joins in. That is the entire gonzo porn meaning in one sentence. The fourth wall is gone and the camera is a participant. What Is Gonzo Porn? The Genre That Put You in the Scene

Let me answer the question in the first line, because that is the whole point of this piece. A casting couch is a couch in the office of an entertainment executive where an aspiring actress is expected, so the story goes, to perform sexual favors in exchange for a role. Over time the furniture stopped mattering and the phrase came to mean the practice itself: a person with power over jobs treating sex as the price of one. What Is a Casting Couch? Real Meaning and Porn Version